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You: are you happy Yor ecause im not Yo just pretend
You: and visit long island, the part with pumpkin patches
Stranger: am Male to female transgender im 21 and i love in the usa im looking for a friend i
You: im a friend
You: are you from long island, the part with pumpkin patches?
You: we could hang there sometime
You: get a pumpkin or two
Stranger: What really
You: or a squash
You: yes really
Stranger: Ctfu lolol
You: once in a lifetime deal right here
Stranger: Aww are u asking me out? Xoxo
You: aw you is welcome
You: yes you is
You: no Yo
You: to hang
Stranger: My names Ella
You: and with the squashes Yo hat was your name before if youd share
You: ij wanna know
You: so bad
Stranger: Matt
You: so so bad Yor h kewl
You: kewl as a kiwi Yo y name is jasmine
You: like the princess Yo xcept iam NOT a princess Your i like squashes too much
Stranger: Aww thats a really cutw name
Stranger: Im a princess
You: thanks my rat gave me the name
You: he can talk
You: thats why we can only be friends, hes enough to handle
You: but you can be friends with him too Yor is name is Achmed Yor ut with an umlaud of the e
You: are you alive?
Stranger: Heyy
You: did the hormones kill you yet? Yo orry
You: sometimes Achmed tells me to say things and im not allowed to say no
Stranger: Im not on hormones yet
You: oh
Stranger: U are kinda rude about me being trans
You: noo0000000000 i didnt mean to be
Stranger: U confused me
You: well i think you were already a little confused before so i dont think i did too much damage
Stranger: Lol ur prolly right hun
You: aw
You: but all offensive jokes aside, you do you, keep livin ya best life, dont sweat the small stuff, work hard, sleep harder, pray hardest, always make room for pizza, and pop bubble wrap like its the last thing youll ever do. bye | 04f4bdef01feaf78 | Love | 20201109032757 |
Stranger: M
You: am a handsome man (26), you male / female? Do you want to have sex with me somewhere else? Give me your facebook id. | 04f88e8d886043a8 | woman | 20180603124115 |
Stranger: hi
Stranger: wait
Stranger: ru girls or boys
You: boy
Stranger: 0o
You: show pussy
Stranger: how many girls are with u?? im bisexual
Stranger: whos all there? let me see
You: none
You: same
Stranger: turn your cam back on or im gonna leave
Stranger: ok
Stranger: let me see both of u
Stranger: if yall take out dicks i wont leave, im horny
You: ere that pussy
Stranger: mmm get it hard
Stranger: if u let me see 1 of u suck the other or both u suck each other it will make me squirt
Stranger: ill fuck my hairbrush
Stranger: take dick back out
Stranger: keep it out or im gonna leave
Stranger: mmmm
Stranger: let him suck it and ill fuck my brush, u both have to make me squirt
Stranger: i can do it when im really horny
You: do want me to masterbait
Stranger: let him do it for u
Stranger: let him masturbate your dick
You: no
You: nah
Stranger: i will leave
Stranger: do it or im gonna stop
Stranger: now and ill turn my cam back on
Stranger: nobody can see
Stranger: do it for me or i will leave
You: what do you want
Stranger: your dick in his mouth while i fuck my brush
Stranger: so i can squirt
You: hes not gay
Stranger: so i just want to see so i can squirt
Stranger: nobody can see us
You: what do you mean
Stranger: do it to make me horny
Stranger: so i can squirt from my pussy
You: j cant
Stranger: do it for me
Stranger: it will make me so wet
Stranger: pls or i will leave
You: sorry
Stranger: do it
Stranger: nobody will know
You: sorry
Stranger: or u can suck his
Stranger: u pick which 1
You: sorry
Stranger: last chance
Stranger: i am going to leave
You: he has to go
Stranger: im gonna leave then
Stranger: if u want he can stop before u cum
Stranger: but thats the only way
You: he left | 04ff81f5f0f428c6 | youtube | 20171209062528 |
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: u rfrom
Stranger: australia
You: yeah great
Stranger: ik
You: doing what?
Stranger: school
Stranger: im 12 | 0507af62d7f28fcc | 20171005041838 |
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Stranger: Lol
Stranger: 8
You: -
Stranger: How old ru
You: 14-
Stranger: 16
You: ;0
Stranger: 8-)
You: im young-
Stranger: met a 8yr old on here
You: really?
You: lol
Stranger: Yeah and a 10 year old that asked me about masturbation. That
You: friends?
Stranger: Yeah
You: wow-
Stranger: Friends;)
You: lets be best friends!
Stranger: Ok. Where u from
You: Im from korea but i traveled to new york
You: :(
Stranger: Well 1m in Australia
You: i speak english well ;0
Stranger: Yes
You: :)
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Stranger: Ok u win
You: uwuwuwuwu
You: it looks like ur from tiktok XD
Stranger: 1m gonna stop that right here lol
You: idk if u know tiktok
You: ;-;
Stranger: do but dont make any
You: :O
You: i do! Your irp ;-;
Stranger: Really whats ur name
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Stranger: IIl check it out now
You: my acc is private
Stranger: Ok
You: i have
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You: 461: likes :)
You: j had an old user
You: wow that was my sisters
You: XD
Stranger: Done
You: :O Your: is it user5433898985942?
Stranger: yes
You: ill except it :)
You: done
Stranger: Well gotta go bc 1m going out so see ya later and enjoyed this talk Yo kay, bye bestie!
You: :D
Stranger: Seeya
You: love ya as a friend Uwu | 05103bf4332d0090 | 20191105111058 |
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You: College Roommates! Monster!AU. Tony is part dragon, he hasnt told his roommate but its up to you if they know. What happened to the coins on my nightstand? -TS
Stranger: Coins? What would want to do with you spare change? Besides, thought you only bought stuff with plastic. Youve got enough credit cards. SR preserum
You: only buy with credit cards. -TS Yo ut my coins are gone. -TS
You: They were dollar coins. -TS
Stranger: dont know, did a bit of cleaning earlier. think just put your change in your desk drawer? didnt take it if thats what youre getting at. SR
You: Delayed One is missing. -TS
Stranger: dont know, Tony. Did you check if it fell under the desk? SR
You: did. It isnt here. -TS
You: Has anyone else been In our room? -TS
Stranger: No its just been me. And no didnt take your stupid coin. SR
You: Its not stupid! -TS
You: cant find it. -TS
Stranger: Cant help. SR
You: You shouldnt have moved them. -TS
Stranger: Im sorry, thought was helping. SR
You: know.... know. just cant find it. -TS
Stranger: Im sure itll turn up. SR
You: hope so.... dont care about the money... just want my coins. -TS.
Stranger: dont follow. SR
You: ... wouldnt be upset if lost a bill. -TS really dont know where it is, Tony. SR TS
Stranger: You dont believe me? SR
You: d just want my coin back. -TS
Stranger: Fine go through my stuff or whatever. Just stop pouting about it. SR
You: believe you. -TS
Stranger: Then what do you want me to do? SR
You: dont know.... help me look when you get back? -TS
Stranger: Sure. SR
You: Thank you. -TS
Stranger: Whats so special about them anyway? If theyre the collector stuff you shouldnt just leave them lying around. SR
You: They arent. -TS
You: But theyre mine. -TS.
Stranger: Okay. SR
You: just want them back. -TS.
Stranger: told you didnt fucking take your shit. SR
You: know that! -TS
Stranger: Then why are you being such a dick about this? SR
You: Because want my coins... dont hoard much but those are my coins. -TS
Stranger: Um... Okay.. SR
You: Im sorry... -TS
Stranger: Ill come help look when get out of class. SR
You: Thank you. -TS
You: Delayed My mother was part dragon. -TS
Stranger: Ha, Im sure she wasnt that bad. SR
You: Im serious. -TS
Stranger: ... So. What now? SR
Stranger: mean, Im not going to have an issue. Unless you have a problem with fae. SR
You: No. Not at all. Youre a fae? -TS
Stranger: Kinda. My ma was part. SR
You: Cute. -TS
You: apologize though... -TS
Stranger: Its okay. Im sorry touched it. SR
Stranger: Can get you something else for it? SR
You: dont know... -TS.
Stranger: ...Not even a kiss? SR
You: ...Excuse me? -TS
Stranger: Just a thought. dont really have any fancy coins around. SR
You: Does that mean get to add a fae to my collection? -TS
Stranger: Yeah. If you want me. SR
You: Why didnt you say anything sooner? -TS
Stranger: Wasnt sure about you. Ma always warned me about getting invoved with humans. SR Never said anything about dragons though... SR
You: Humans can be..... odd. -TS
You: Thats why never said anything to you. -TS
Stranger: So... What do you do with living stuff in your collection? SR
You: Never had one before. -TS
Stranger: Never been in one. SR
Stranger: What would you want to do? SR
You: It was a joke, Steve.... want to date you. - TS
Stranger: Oh. Um. Right. SR Yeah, thats what meant too. SR
You: ....Is it not...? -TS
Stranger: do want to date you. I just dont know a whole lot about dragon stuff. Wasnt sure if you were serious. SR
You: The only reason havent asked before is because thought you were human. -TS
Stranger: What are you doing this weekend? SR
You: Honestly? Probably looking for that coin.... - TS
Stranger: What if told you theres a specialty collectors coin shop found uptown, and theyve got some pretty nice, polished coins from all over? SR
You: Delayed Really...? -TS
Stranger: Gotta buy me dinner first. SR
Stranger: And Ill still help you look for the one you cant find. SR | 05107fbb108454aa | winter hawk, stucky, winterfalcon, thunder shield, stony, winter iron, buckynat, rumbuck, winterbones | 20180327162939 |
You: Bot?
Stranger: no
You: Is it you Aaron?
Stranger: nope im Jack
You: Its John
Stranger: hey
You: You seen anyone named Kiera, just met here here
Stranger: yeah i have
You: What a coincidence
You: How are you
You: Guess what Jack, Im John and Kiera. You just got pranked
Stranger: in what way?
You: Im multiple people, and neither of those names are mine
Stranger: and?
You: You just got pranked
Stranger: you should run for president
You: Thank, know how to lie like Hillary
You: should run | 0512cccd11a8546b | Tumblr | 20201108124817 |
You: Hello, said stranger! am offering two types of surveys to Dream SMP fans. Are you willing to take one of the two surveys? If you have already taken this survey, go ahead and skip.
Stranger: sure
You: The easier survey has five questions related to the Dream SMP. The harder survey tests your knowledge on the Dream SMP, (one with being a twitter normandy) with ten questions.
Stranger: SURE
You: pick one LMFAO
Stranger: HARD
You: OKAY!
You: Thank you for choosing! No pressure on any of the questions, pass if you arent able to answer and of course, take your time.
You: First question,
Stranger: OKAY DAD
You: Name the streamer you think youve spent the most channel points on.
You: DO NOT HAVE CHILDREN..
Stranger: Quackity.
Stranger: OKAY DAD
You: Who built the large Pandoras Box prison next to Skeppys and BBHs mansion?
Stranger: HANDSAMDUDE
You: HANDSAMDUDE TRULY
You: Name 2-5 smp members that arent SBI or the Dream Team.
You: (Sleepy Bois Inc - Techno, Philza, Wilbur, Tommy)
Stranger: PONK, PUNZ, QUACKITY, VIKKSTAR, LAZAR
Stranger: KARL MOTHAFUCKIN JACOBS
You: YOU HAVE PIZZAZ AND LOVE IT
Stranger: THANKS DAD
You: Quote one or more quotes you think is the most well known to the DSMP.
You: AM NOT YOUR FATHER
Stranger: It was never meant to be.
Stranger: THEN DIE A HERO
You: THOSE HIT SO HARD
Stranger: BAZINGA
You: Name three DSMP members that have had a Love or Host.
Stranger: FUNDY, QUACKITY, GEORGE
You: Name one or more of the three people that have recently joined the smp.
Stranger: CONNOR, PUFFY
Stranger: CORPSE
You: WOULD HAVE TAKEN FOOLISH, CHARLIE SLIMECICLE OR HANNAH ROSE BUT THOSE DO COUNT
You: Recite/say a line from the verses or chorus of the Lmanburg anthem.
Stranger: My Lmanburg, my Imanburg, my Imanburg, my Imaaaaaaaaaaaanburrrrg
Stranger: i heard there was a special place,
You: AMEN
You: What is the Feral/Pop Off group of the Dream SMP? (hint is available for this one)
Stranger: KARL, QUACKITY, DREAM, SAPNAP, GEORGE
Stranger: THE GODS
You: FIRST ONE TO BE ABLE TO ANSWER THAT QUESTION LETS GOOOOO
Stranger: YEAHHHHHHHH
Stranger: WERE POPPIN OFF
You: What mob did Philza die to in his 5-year long hardcore world?
You: YOU ARE DEFINITELY POPPING OFF
Stranger: BABY ZOMBIE
You: What is the name of the two oldest fish on the SMP?
Stranger: MARS ANDDDDDD... Strange
Stranger: OH NO
You: YES
You: AKA BECKERSON
Stranger: FUCK YES
You: GOOD JOB!! YOU HAVE DONE SO GREAT
Stranger: BECKERSON
You: AM VERY PROUD OF YOU
Stranger: THANKS DAD!
Stranger: COME HOME?
You: YOU ARE THE MOST ENERGETIC OF THE LOT IVE SURVEYED
You: AGAIN AM NOT YOUR FATHER
You: WILL NOT COME TO YOUR ADDRESS
Stranger: DAD DONT DENY ME
You: YOU ARE NOT MY CHILD
Stranger: PLEASE MOM MISSES YOU
You: DO NOT HAVE A WIFE
You: OR SIGNIFICANT OTHER
You: THAT IS A WOMAN
Stranger: HOW ARE YOU MY DAD THEN?
You: AND HAS PRODUCED LIFE
You: AM NOT YOUR FATHER
Stranger: PLEASE DAD
You: NO
You: AM NOT YOUR FATHER
You: PLEASE
Stranger: YOU ARE THE WILBUR TO MY FUNDY
You: DO NOT KNOW YOU
You: IF AM THE WILBUR TO YOUR FUNDY THEN AM A GHOST
You: AM NOT YOUR FATHER
You: IT WAS THEORETICAL
Stranger: NOOOGOOCO
You: IT WAS FIGURATIVE
Stranger: MY DAD IOS DEAD
You: DONT KNOW WHO YOUR DAD IS
Stranger: YOU ARE!
You: AM NOT YOUR FATHER
You: AM SIMPLY ONE WHO GIVES OUT THIS SURVEY
You: DO YOU WANT BONUS QUESTIONS
Stranger: MY DAD IS A SURVEYER?
Stranger: YES!
You: NO AM NOT YOUR DAD BUTI AMA SURVEYER
You: FAVORITE SAD-IST ANIMATIC? (DSMP war, the fall, dawn of the 16th, evelyn evelyn, hollow knight animatics, manhunt animatic, mob psycho, etc, dre smp)
You: i forgot to put etc AFTER dre smp
Stranger: DAWN OF THE 16TH BECAUSE OF THE QUACKITY AND RANBOO SCENES
You: THAT IS VERY CORRECT
You: PERSONALLY LIKE THE FALL
Stranger: THEYRE ALL AMAZING
You: THOUGHTS ON TUBBOS FRESH NEW CUT?
You: IF YOU CHECK HIS STREAM RN HES GOT SHORT ASS HAIR AND ITS VERY SACRY
Stranger: PREFER FLUFFY HAIR
Stranger: BUT STILL LIKE IT!
You: VERY TRUE!
You: LAST BONUS
You: WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE DSMP WAR
Stranger: LETS GO!
Stranger: THE ONE IN THE ELECTION ARC
Stranger: BECAUSE IT BLEW UP!
You: THAT..
Stranger: AND PHILZA!
You: OKAY!
You: OH.!KAY!
Stranger: AND JSCHLATT DIED A FUNNY DEATH!
You: UH OH!
Stranger: NOW WILL YOU COME HOME FATHER?
You: NO AM JUST NOT YOUR FATHER
You: DO NOT HAVE ANY BIOLOGICAL OR ADOPTIVE OFFSPRING
Stranger: DO YOU NOT WANT ME?
Stranger: JUST SAY WAS A MISTAKE
You: DO NOT WANT YOU BECAUSE DO NOT KNOW YOU
You: NO JUST DO NOT HAVE ANY BIOLOGICAL OFFSPRING
Stranger: WHY MUST YOU LIE
You: DO NOT LIE
You: WOULD NEVER LIE Yo NLESS IT WAS TO SAVE MY OWN ARSE
You: BUT THIS IS NOT ONE OF THOSE SITUATIONS
Stranger: YOU MET MOTHER WHEN YOU WERE SURVERYING!
You: ONLY STARTED SURVEYING TODAY
You: AM NOT YOUR FATHER
Stranger: FATHER WHY! Strange RE YOU MY MOYHRT
Stranger: MOTHER
You: NO
You: AM NOT YOUR MOTHER OR FATHER.
Stranger: HOW ARE WE RELATED?
You: WE ARE NOT
Stranger: WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
You: THIS IS THE WEIRDEST SURVEY INTERACTION IVE HAD
Stranger: IS THIS NOT PIZZA HUT?
You: AM NOT IN ANY WAY YOUR FAMILY
You: NO THIS ISNT PIZZA HUT
Stranger: WHAT THE FUCK.
You: YOU JUST TOOK A SURVEY ON THE DSMP WHY WOULD THEY DO THAT AT PIZZA HUT
You: PIZZA HUT ISNT EVEN THAT GOOD Yo HE ADS ARE COOL GUESS
You: BUT PAPA JOHNS IS WHERE ITS AT
Stranger: BUT HOW CAN YOU OUT PIZZA THE HUT?
You: CANNOT
Stranger: PREFER LITTLE CEASERS.
You: HAVE NEVER BEEN
Stranger: JUST WANT TO MEET MY DAD!
You: DO NOT HAVE AN OPINION ON LITTLE CEASARS
You: SORRY BUT DO NOT KNOW YOUR DAD
Stranger: WILL YOU BE MY DAD?
You: NO AM SORRY
You: JUST AM NOT RESPNSIBLE ENOUGH
Stranger: GOD DAMNIT.
You: YEAH AM VERY SORRY
Stranger: IM FATHERLESS!
You: BUT HOPE YOU HAVE A RADICAL DAY, YES?
You: IM SORRY CANT HELP YOU WITH BEING FATHERLESS
Stranger: HOPE YOU HAVE A GOOD DAY TOO!
Stranger: THANKS FOR THE SURVERY
Stranger: DAD!
You: OH
You: YOU ARE WELCOME Yo UT AM NOT YOUR DAD
You: HAVE A GOOD DAY STRANGER
Stranger: YOU ARE NOW.
You: OH OK
Stranger: BYE DAD!
You: GOODBYE
You: NOT DAD
Stranger: BYE DAD
You: THAT IS JUST NOT CORRECT
Stranger: IT IS
You: NO.. DONT THINK IT IS
Stranger: YOU HANG UP DAD
Stranger: DONT WANNA STOP TALKING TO DAD
You: OKAY GOODBYE NOT SON
Stranger: SO YOU HAVE TO STOP
Stranger: BYE DAD
You: OR NOT SON? OR DAUGHTER
Stranger: DAUGHTER
You: SORRY DO NOT KNOW YOUR PREFERENCE
Stranger: ITS OKAY MOTHER
Stranger: OR FATHER
Stranger: AUNT?
Stranger: UNCLE.
You: AM NOT YYOUR FAMILY
Stranger: OKAY SISTER!
You: AM NOT RELATED TO YOU IN ANY WAY
You: MOST LIKELY
Stranger: OKAY!
Stranger: DONT BELIEVE YOU!
You: YOUR CHOICE.. GUESS
Stranger: ILL SEE YOU AT CHRISTMAS!
You: WILL NOT
You: GOODBYE
Stranger: BYE
Stranger: DAD
You: NOT DAD | 0521cc939980ffe4 | tommyinnit, sapnap | 20210124212756 |
You: sup
Stranger: Hey
Stranger: Nm
Stranger: Why
You: have no good response
Stranger: Y?
Stranger: M or F?
You: y - because im just sitting here doing nothing
You: m orf - its a powerlifting tag
You: how many chicks powerlift?
Stranger: Alot
You: And yet somehow, despite those magic odds
You: you arent a chick
You: nor ami
You: go figure
Stranger: Okay
Stranger: Fuck yourself | 0524f6b6f3ba79f1 | Powerlifting | 20161005045530 |
Stranger: Hey, Male or Female ?
You: am not on here for sexal reasons.
You: *sexual.
Stranger: then what ?
You: cant believe you have to ask that.
You: Its quite sad that you did actually.
Stranger: -_- | 05297d37506413ac | 20201109071222 |
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Stranger: hello
You: Hi
Stranger: how are you?
You: why Im fine
You: u
Stranger: not too bad myself actually
You: Thats great Karen how are the kids?
Stranger: fantastic, mean sometimes they need a swift kick in thee ass but after that its like heaven on earth
You: Children amiright
Stranger: you gotta love em
Stranger: well....not all the time
You: Especially when my husband is not around haha
Stranger: Especially, he works and make the food what more can ask for?
You: Right? mean its been five years but i cant help it haha
Stranger: five years? oh thats so adorable, me and my husband have been married for 12, if you count the past 3 years thought we were married but he said he thought we were just dating
Stranger: what a goofball
You: Omg wouldnt have read the situation too! haha
Stranger: hahahahahahahahaha
You: hahahahaha
Stranger: hahahahahhahaha
You: so my husband left me
Stranger: oh honey im so sorry, what happend?
You: Oh it nothing really, he just said he wanted time off thats all haha
Stranger: oh honey thats so sad, im sorry
You: But its been months he hasnt come so guess Im a single mother now! haha
Stranger: oh god thats the worst
You: and now drink wine every night after putting the kids to sleep! haha what a great life
Stranger: you know what? screw it me and you, girls night out, im gonna help you get your mind of things and maybe, just maybe find you a new man
You: Ch no its okay Karen, besides need to drop off and pick up my kids from school every now and then!
Stranger: come on girl its just one night, after you put the kids to sleep ill come pick you up
Stranger: 9 sound ok?
You: Alright alright since cant deny an offer from a dear friend, Ill come with!
Stranger: girl would have made you come either way
Stranger: you need to get your mind off that piece of shit excuse my french
You: Oh dear!
You: mean YEAH
You: FUCK THAT BITCH
Stranger: FUCK THAAAAT sTUPID BITCH
Stranger: oops he he
You: oop haha
Stranger: hahahahahahahaha
You: Hahahahaha so silly
Stranger: hahahahaha know right?
You: The last cussed was when was giving birth to Duncan hahaha
Stranger: well Duncan was a pretty chubby baby if you dont mind me saying
You: Nah its fine, did eat a lot of shit before he came out
You: oop language
Stranger: opps there you go again
Stranger: hehehehehehehhe
You: hahahahahaha just cant help it!
Stranger: me either! hahahahahahaha
You: Omg you are such a baddie! Hahahaha
Stranger: im sorry it just comes out whenever, got aa mind of its own this one
You: Dont wanna let it loose on its own! Haha
Stranger: yup especially around the kids, hear its contagious
Stranger: like ebolaa or something, idk read it in an article
You: omg speaking of children and ebola, Sally coughed during her lunch and Im worried she might have you know
Stranger: oh god not the tthe
Stranger: C word?
You: yes
Stranger: oh god, susan you have got to get her checked before it spreads, hear that when its spread too much your eyes start to squint and your skins sttarts to turn yellow
You: gasp no
Stranger: yes, then you start speaking a weird language
You: Chinese? haha
Stranger: think somethin like that
Stranger: you might wanna get your boys checked too, cause the C word can make your pp small i read
You: Its fine, theyre already small pp
Stranger: hahahhahahahahahahaha
Stranger: wait then they might have
Stranger: the C word
You: and dont worry about Sally, kept her isolated in the basement so she wont give any contact to any of us!
Stranger: oh thats good, keep her chained to the radiator?
You: Ofc! And a few books and stocks of cup noodles
Stranger: you put a microwave down there or she eat them raw?
You: oh shoot forgot about that,
You: welp too late now
Stranger: well you cant go down there now it is probably filled in the basement
Stranger: yes poor thing
You: At least she has her brothers! let them come down there every now and then
Stranger: with a full hazmat suit?
You: They dont need that!
You: Did tell u that she is in a glass container?
Stranger: Goddamn it Susan, now they probably have it and they have been around you??
Stranger: oh really?
Stranger: iam so sorry for my outburst am just concerned for my safety
You: Karen, just because dropped out of high school and had kids doesnt mean cant be a smart mom
You: have my ways!
Stranger: i know i know im sorry, just thinking of my children growin up without a mother makes me *sniff sniff* wanna c-c-c-cry
You: Susan, are u not the mother?
You: Did u adopt them??
Stranger: um, most of them yeah
You: oh jesus
Stranger: adopted my 13th last week
You: Omg wow
You: guess youre a supermom!
Stranger: yeah just cant help it *sniff sniff* there small little faces are so cute
You: know know, but there are gonna be times you have to let them go to the corona!
You: Just like Sally!
Stranger: Goddamn it susan now is not the time!!
Stranger: wait a minute
Stranger: YOU SAID THE FUCKIN C WORD YOU BIIITCH
You: omg IM SORRY
Stranger: OH GOD FEEL IT GOING THROUGH MY VEINS OOHH GOD!! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE????7! 111!
You: ITS JUST THAT THE CORONA IS MAKING ME SAY THIS KIND OF STUFF!
Stranger: OH MY GOD YOU SAID IT AGAIN!
Stranger: OH GOD!!!!
You: AAAAAAAH FORGIVE ME LORD FOR HAVE COMMITTED A SIN
Stranger: AHHHHHH YOU HAVE KILLED US ALL
You: AAHHHHHHH
Stranger: *strips off clothes and runs out of the door naked* DONT GO IN THAT HOUSE THERE IS A MAD WOMAN IN THERE WITH HER FERAL CHILDREN
You: *goes outside too* SWEAR IM NOT CRAZY
Stranger: *goes over to susan* shut up you sick bitch *slaps susan*
You: *scoff* well at least Im not the main cast in 13 kids and counting!
Stranger: well at least dont have my children stuck in my basement chained to a radiator like a psychopath!!
You: UGH! * pulls Susans hair*
Stranger: ow get off me you dumb bitch *yanks at susans hair*
You: Youre the dumb bitch, slut! *twists Karens nipples*
Stranger: ow! screw you you ugly whore *slaps susans ass really hard*
You: Im actually a loving mother! *chokes Karens neck seductively*
Stranger: Harder daddy ugh
Stranger: wait what?
You: wut
Stranger: uhhhhhh
You: Woaaaaaah
You: No homo
Stranger: get off me bitch!
You: wTF Yo y, just saying, u got nice tits doe
You: no homo
Stranger: well thanks, your ass is pretty thick and firm
Stranger: no homo
You: hehe mean
You: We could-
Stranger: are you thinkin what im thinkin?
You: Unless you are exactly thinking what Im thinking, probably
Stranger: i think am
Stranger: *goes in house and puts clothes back on*
You: *goes back in house too*
Stranger: *sits on couch and waits*
You: *grabs the Bible*
You: alright so chapter 6
Stranger: *listens intensively
Stranger:
You: reading from Dave
Stranger: * and hour in* hey may use your restroom?
You: Yeah just be careful of the stains on the floor
Stranger: alright
Stranger: *walks towards the bathroom, notices the master bedroom but walks by* *stops* *goes backwards and looks into the room* *looks around to make sure susan isnt coming* *goes in* *jumps on the bed* *stands on it* *smirks* *pulls down pants* *squats and takes a massive shit* *pulls up pants and leaves the room* *goes back to the living room* hey susan um gotta go, just realized gotta pick up the kids
You: Already?? Too bad we werent able to get to the rising action in the book
Stranger: yeah thats too bad, well ill see you later susan *starts walking towards the door*
You: *grabs Karens arm* hey
Stranger: uhhh yeah? *drips of sweat running down the head*
You: Do you smell that?
Stranger: smell what?
You: It smells like someone took a huge dump ona bed
Stranger: oh really? i hadnt noticed
Stranger: well ill be off *tries to get a loose grip
Stranger: *
You: *tightens grip* nonono
Stranger: whaaaat?
Stranger: *tugs and tugs*
You: It doesnt smell like any of my childrens poop though
Stranger: didnt know poop had different smells *feels grip getting looser*
You: hm
You: *lets go
Stranger: *feels revealed* well ill be seeing you *walks out the door
Stranger: *
You: Hey Karen!
Stranger: *turns around quickly* y-yeah susan?
You: How did you like the gourmet salad made for our lunch? *smiles*
Stranger: oh! it uh tasted great it definitely has some great outcomes *smirks a little*
You: Thats great! See you tomorrow at the pta meeting!
Stranger: y-yeah of course, see you then! *turns around* *gets in car* *drives away quickly*
You: *locks front door* *walks to her bedroom* *looks at her bed* *smirks* not only did she know i love surprises..
You: *scoops up shit and puts it in a container*
You: *walks to basement*
You: Hey Sally! got some chocolate cake leftovers from a party!
Stranger: Imaaaaaaooooc0e
You: brubhh Im a genius
Stranger: im sorry im outta character this gotta be the funniest shit have ever done
You: Dude it was so hard to not get out of character during roleplay
You: just went along with the atory
Stranger: bro was fuckin dyin the whole time
Stranger: esp the part with takin a shit on the bed a so forth
You: WTF WAS THAT
Stranger: the end part had me cracked
You: There were so many parts that got me questioning life
Stranger: i know Imao goddamn this was def some funny shit
You: Yeah but gtg get sleep
You: Im saving this chat
Stranger: alright for sure bro, have a great night
You: U too bro | 052a5d9677428778 | 20220425074406 |
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You: hey
Stranger: lo
You: finn and poe are gay thanks for listening
Stranger: reylo
Stranger: u mad?
You: eh a year ago i would have been but im a more peaceful person now
Stranger: oh your one of those
You: hm?
Stranger: people like you are full of shit if you think attacking a ship makes you better or smarter
You: no no ive realized i shouldnt judge others
Stranger: you got nothing to be mad about sweetie
You: ij used to be rude as fuck
Stranger: so save it for a real social crime
You: but idc what other ppl ship now its not my cup of tean
Stranger: yeah you probably get off to being a bully?
You: what the fuck no i hate my old self for being rude
Stranger: i know that feel. most of fandom is filled with entitled shit heads like you
You: im really self concious about that wth
Stranger: real brave to attack a fictional ship
You: why am ia shit head, ive realixed my mistakes
You: are ua bot
You: Imao
Stranger: im surprised your admitting anything
You: what the hell fam
You: i dont attack people
You: which is quite frankly what youre doing
Stranger: people feel superior to reylo shippers
You: i dont
Stranger: its still going on
You: ide
Stranger: and they feel that way becuse reylo is bad
You: theyre allowed to have opinions and so ru but i did nothing here alright
Stranger: tbh something like anakin/padme is actually unethical like what people keep accusing reylo about
You: goodbye | 052db7e12b1fb28a | star wars | 20201112034113 |
Stranger: are you handsome?
You: Not that much. HAHAHA
Stranger: hey girl here
You: Hey! At last. Where u from?
You: Still there?
Stranger: lol ) by the way im from alemania
You: Way to far from here.
Stranger: im bored over here.. thought id check this place out
You: Yeah. Same here. Bored as well. wanna travel sometime
Stranger: wanna txt sometime?
You: Sure. May know your name?
Stranger: get me on K1.k at earrings.nissan
You: dont have that.
Stranger: lets do something fun! | 05332dfc05309f4b | 20170905074136 |
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Stranger: Hi
You: helloo
You: bias?
Stranger: How are youu
You: m finee
Stranger: Jungkook
Stranger: U?
You: Och good taste
You: Jin
Stranger: Noicee
Stranger: World wide handsome
You: Yup with Golden Maknae
You: Where are you from??
Stranger: Srilanka but live in Australia
Stranger: U
You: Ooh m from India living in..
You: India
Stranger: Lol | 0534cb6335275b82 | bts | 20210118174934 |
You: 04:52 AM Rise and shine, Tiger. JM
Stranger: What? Piss off. SM
You: have a surprise for you. JM
Stranger: Its five am. dont want a surprise. want to sleep. SM
You: also have a job for you. JM
Stranger: What is it? SM
You: Surprise first. JM Check the weapons cabinet. JM
Stranger: Fine. Im up, Im up. SM
You: Good boy. JM
Stranger: For me? SM
You: Happy Birthday, grumpy. JM
Stranger: Dont mention it. SM
Stranger: Now the job? SM
You: Im happy to take it back if you dont want it. JM
Stranger: want it. Im just trying not to think about my birthday. Thank you, Jim. Happy now? SM
You: Youre not that old yet. JM
Stranger: bloody am. SM
You: Think of it as surviving another year. In this line of work its worth celebrating. JM
Stranger: Very true. should retire soon. SM
You: Not yet. Youre still useful. JM
Stranger: Speaking of, youve got a job? Otherwise Im going back to bed. SM
You: Mm. Theres a file on the kitchen table. Finish it before eight and you can have the rest of the day off. JM
Stranger: Done. SM
You: Have fun with your new toy, old man. JM
Stranger: will. SM | 05393c5e096c576a | Mormor, Hamex, Sherlock | 20170428144623 |
You: James hiked the stairs to his hotel room rather than taking the elevator. He was still wet from the pool, a towel draped around his neck. The agent couldnt help a look at the clock when he came through the door. He tried his best not to think about Q, a near impossible task when he could still feel the younger mans fingers on his skin. The blond wasnt used to being the one waking up to an empty bed. He opened the bottle of wine theyd left on the counter the night before and took a swig, taking it with him to the bedroom to sip while he took off his clothes for a shower.
Stranger: (What are you looking for as a reply?)
You: (Im not looking for anything in particular. Q could return in any sort of mood. He could call. Bond could find a note he wrote.)
Stranger: Q had been called to work in the middle of the night, but managed to finish at a reasonable time and decided to James back at his room. He wasnt sure exactly what they were to each other, but hed had a fantastic time the night before and hed swiped a key to the room on his way out that morning. The shower was running when he arrived and he stripped in the main room before slipping into the bathroom, ducking into the shower behind the older man. Miss me? He asked, wrapping his arms around his waist. Sorry to slip away like that.
You: The agent noticed the change in the air when Q opened the door. He listened intently at the approaching footsteps and after a few moments was satisfied that it was Q and nota murderer. His eyes closed as he let the warm water wash the chlorine out of his hair. When he felt arms around him, James leaned back to steal a kiss. You didnt go out to buy me flowers, then. The smirk was evident in his voice.
Stranger: Afraid not, said Q, glad that hed been so quickly forgiven. But Ill oblige to order room service when we get out of the shower. He pulled James in for another kiss, swapping places with him so hed be in front. And should have the rest of the day free, if thats appealing to you. Theyd enjoyed each others company the night before, he hoped that could continue.
You: So many attractive offers, James purred. He smoothed his hands over Qs shoulders and down his arms to lace their fingers. With the day to ourselves, we can focus on one thing ata time. The blond spoke beside Qs ear before using the tip of his tongue to trace the shell of it.
Stranger: Q shivered. Lets start by focusing on this, then, he said, stepping closer and wrapping one arm around Jamess waist. He didnt know how keen James was on sex in the shower, but Q was desperate to get hands on him. It had been an unpleasant night. Wash my back?
You: James looked Q over with a suspicious smirk, eventually nodding for Q to turn around. He took the hotel soap and lathered it between his hands until there were enough bubbles to wash the slender young mans back and shoulders. Of course, he didnt stop there, letting the suds find their way down between taught cheeks. James freed a hand to stroke Qs chest while his fingers found new places to clean.
Stranger: Q leaned forward a bit, bracing himself on the cool tile in front of him and arching his back. Strictly speaking, could probably reach that bit myself. He looked over his shoulder and grinned. Not that dont appreciate the thought, mind you. Its very nice so far.
You: James hummed with new-found interest. Well, its very nice to be appreciated. He pushed two fingers inside Q at once with very little warning, a hand on the others hip to steady him. The warmth of Qs body and wetness the shower provided stirred a low growl from the depths of Bonas chest. His fingers curled, searching for Qs prostate.
Stranger: Q whimpered at the sudden stretch, arching his back even further, but the searching fingers soon found their mark and he relaxed against strong hands, moaning softly at the back of his throat. Thats it, he murmured. Oh, James, thats wonderful, he gasped, fingers scrabbling at the walls. This was precisely what hed needed.
You: When he was sure Q was fine standing on his own, James let that free hand wander again. He teased a very erect cock with his fingertips before scratching up Qs thigh. James closed in, pressing his forehead against the back of Qs head. The water overhead poured down over him but it didnt stop the motion of his fingers inside Q.
Stranger: Q kept still beneath James, still leaning against the wall of the shower. Please, he gasped, trembling. He wanted to come, but not so soon. James, how did you get so good at this? He suspected it was practice, something hed been afforded much less of, but it felt like quite the unfair advantage. He still hadnt figured out how to take the other man apart in this way.
You: Touch was Bonds most precious vice. Helps to have a good partner, he breathed. A beautiful partner. He gave up on teasing, free hand wrapping around Qs length to stroke him as slowly as his fingertips were pressing against a tense bundle of nerves inside.
Stranger: Q shivered again. /Beautiful/. Already beautiful and Q hadnt so much as touched Jamess cock. Im going to come if you keep doing that, he warned, curling his toes as he tried to hold back. It was like being a teenager again, on edge at the drop of a hat.
You: Shouldnt let you? James inquired with mock innocence, his pace slowing to an agonizing speed.
Stranger: He was teasing, now. Somehow, that only made all of this even more exciting. I want what you want, he said, and that was perhaps too much responsibility to hand over but he was worn out and tired of making choices.
You: When giving James the responsibility to make changes, one must expect indulgence. In one quick motion, he pressed Qs body flush against the wall, removing his fingers as he did so. The opening was immediately filled by a throbbing cock. James gripped Qs thigh, lifting his leg to spread him wider.
Stranger: This was entirely different, but no less appealing. Q moaned again, pressing his forehead against the wall and carefully balancing on the toes of one foot as James lifted up his other leg. He was achingly full James had driven out every thought whirling through his mind, leaving only what he felt sweeping through his body to occupy his thoughts.
You: James allowed himself to become slightly unhinged, body and mind working in sync. With every powerful thrust, he could feel himself becoming surprisingly excited, but his goal was only Qs climax. His angle was perfect for hitting all the spots hed just found with his fingers.
Stranger: Q felt himself rising to his peak incredibly quickly, each thrust driving him past what hed previously thought possible until he crashed over the edge, tumbling through a whirlwind orgasm and washing up in Jamess arms, sagging heavily between him and the tile.
You: When he felt Qs body go slack James was there to catch him. He wrapped a strong arm around Qs waist and kept him from falling, turning off the water so they wouldnt drown. When there was quiet except for their breathing he couldnt help but give a breathless laugh.
Stranger: Grinning, Q returned the soft sound, looking over his shoulder at the other man. Sorry, he said, getting his feet under him again. Did you want to finish, too?
You: We have all day, dont we? James smirked, pulling the glass door open. He unfolded one of the plush white towels and held it out for Q to step in. You said you would order room service.
Stranger: And will, Q promised, wrapping up in the towel and grabbing another one to ruffle through his hair. What would you like? He didnt usually eat much in the mornings, or really ever, but he didnt think James shared his habits.
You: Bollinger, James winked, wrapping a towel around his waist. He stepped out of the bathroom and into the bright light of their tenth story window. Of course, he had no qualms about stripping off his towel and walking around nude. He found his phone and scrolled through useless messages before leaving it forgotten on the chest of drawers.
Stranger: When Q was mostly dry he joined James in the bedroom, calling down for Jamess champagne and tacking on a few fruit bowls and assorted pastries, just to make sure that they wouldnt starve all morning. There was something like a half hour before their things would arrive, and he sprawled out across the bed to wait. Anything interesting? He asked, indicating Jamess phone.
You: Not interesting enough to come out of hiding. If there was anything James loved it was disappearing, and Q was the perfect partner for that sort of excursion. James stood at the edge of the bed and tossed the duvet over Q, wrapping him up inside it. You let me kidnap you, he grinned, falling into bed beside him.
Stranger: Oh, no, whatever will do? Q said, giggling as he crawled out from under the blanket. Ill need someone to come and save me, suppose. He curled up beside the other man. Until then, perhaps Ill seduce my captor, discover his nefarious plans. Still gleeful, he laid his head on Jamess shoulder. Sometimes wish we didnt have to be so careful, he murmured. When was young, there was a bloke was with who always seemed to be taking my picture. know its terribly vain but... theres something validating about it, you know? He knew he was being ridiculous, but hed seen James with his phone and the thought had leaped into his mind. Still, it comes with perks. After all, got to meet you,
You: James could never really get close enough. He wrapped himself around Q, practically cradling him. No ones ever accused me of being careful, he smiled, kissing a part of Qs face every other word. Id love to photograph you-- this ... One hand smoothed down Qs naked body while James took it all in. But Ive never been called artistic, either.
Stranger: Well, with a nice enough subject you dont need to be. He grinned. You really would? He was fairly confident that he could keep their secrets secret. And even if they couldnt, he was hardly ashamed by a few pictures. They wouldnt be enough to hold over him. Id love that.
You: Yes, but... James nuzzled against Q, bundling him up in his arms again. Shouldnt we use a real camera. Something that cant be hacked by your interns when theyre bored.
Stranger: Ask and you shall receive, Q said into his chest, too comfortable to move. Ive got one in my bag. Brought it home from work to get some good shots off the balcony.
You: James moaned his reluctance but eventually slid out of the bed to dig through Qs bag. He managed to turn the camera on, inspecting it like a piece of equipment. Lets see ... He took a step up onto the bed and stood right overtop of Q, aiming the camera down.
Stranger: Q was still curled on his side, but he looked up at James, grinning. How do you want me? He asked, rolling onto his back and stretching out.
You: Do what comes naturally, he teased. Thats right, lounge. James took a few shots from the overhead angle before stepping back off the bed. His next idea was to kneel on the floor beside Q, getting close-ups.
Stranger: Q was blushing a little by the time James had changed position and changed positions a bit, putting his feet flat on the bed and raising up his knees, which pressed his back even closer against the mattress and made him look even thinner.
You: No over the shoulder? Jame cocked his head, a cheeky grin on his face.
Stranger: Is that what you wanted? Q asked, equally cheeky, before rolling onto one side and posing, struggling to keep from bursting out in giggles.
You: James didnt do anything to hide it, laughter bubbling up from his chest as he posed behind the camera as well. Eventually, he had to sit down on the bed and breath. This feels good, he looked over at Q, doesnt it?
Stranger: It does, Q agreed, crawling over to him and pressing a kiss to his cheek. Thank you, he said warmly, tucking up against his side.
You: Bonds eyes closed when he felt the warm kiss. He gave himself a moment to soak it all in, but the moment was ruined by a knock at the door. Shall we tell them to come in? He snickered.
Stranger: dont mind if you dont, said Q, too content to move. Im sure theyve witnessed much worse.
You: Tempting as it was, James stood up. He left the camera on the bedside table and found a robe in the bathroom to wear to the door. After opening the door and letting them bring ina rolling cart, James remembered a tip and stepped back into the bedroom for his wallet.
Stranger: I can get it, said Q, already up and looking through his own things, wrapped up in the duvet. When he returned, he was once again trying not to laugh. Im terribly sorry, he said, dropping his wallet back on his clothes. But think that man thinks Im a prostitute.
You: Its no wonder, James laughed. He was looking through the small cabinets for a bag of condiments, namely sugar. There is a slight difference between the two of us. The sugar was for the champagne James then opened, pouring a glass for each of them.
Stranger: Q held up his glass for a toast before taking a sip. Do you normally add sugar? He asked, setting his blanket back on the bed and perching on the edge of it. Its nice.
You: (I have to go. But have a lot of respect for your writing and Id like to continue.)
Stranger: (Thanks! You were great as well)
You: (Would you like to write over email?)
Stranger: (Sure! Im scholz.aliciasmgmail.com
You: (Cool, Im tessj1124gmail.com
You: (Ill send over the log and a reply)
Stranger: (sounds good!(
You: (Adios!) | 05526a4f8473879b | 00Q | 20170603114250 |
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You: eee Youre Youre Youre Youre Youre Youre Youre Youre
You: Yo
You: SPORTS
Stranger: E
You: im 11
Stranger: 🐭
You: aww
You: OwO
You: i gtg ya | 055998134cfdd49f | 20210531203419 |
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Stranger: Hey
You: Hi
Stranger: hows it been?
You: Good, U?
Stranger: bad also sorry for the occasional spelling error Im dyslexic
You: Thats fine
You: Also, whats wrong?
Stranger: thanks for asking but really shouldnt say to much, just said bad because wanted to answer honestly instead of just going Im fine like always
You: Okay, sorry for asking
Stranger: no no dont be its alright
You: Okay
Stranger: Anyway where ya live?, got any hobbies? idk Im bad at the small talk thing
You: Uh, dont have many hobbies besides drawing
You: Also, dont really feel comfortable sharing where live
Stranger: Thats alright, Im not a stalker or anything lol, as for me hobby wise Im a writer also do a good bit of fencing guess
You: Thats cool👍
Stranger: Something tells me your not exactly great at the small talk thing eather, are you a introvert by any chance or are you just tired or bad at talking, no offense of course Im much much worse lol
You: Yeah, m not offended, youre kinda right though
Stranger: Hm? am I?, sorry for the awkwardness on my part btw
You: Meh, not really awkward, anyway, whats your favorite thing to do in your free time?
Stranger: Read or play games or just hang out with my cats, what about you?
You: Yeah, pretty much the same
You: have cats too
Stranger: Thats nice, what are they like?
You: Ones a Siamese cat, the other is a ragdoll, both kinda aggressive.
Stranger: have four, 2 of them are calicos but one lost a leg the other 2 cats have are both tabbys which me and my family picked up off the street
You: One of your cats lost a leg?
Stranger: Yea she was attacked while was staying at my fathers at the time so had no idea but apparently someone bashed her leg in so bad it had to be amputated
You: Oh, feel bad for your cat, sorry
Stranger: Shes recovering alright at least, anyway what do you draw?
You: People mostly, like my friends and stuff, 1m not very good at it though.
Stranger: Thats great used to be able to draw but after a couple of very traumatic events ended up with panic disorder and my hands twitches when get even the slightest bit of anxiety so had to stop that hobby after a while
You: Oh, get anxiety too, kinda rough on me
Stranger: could tell you were doubting yourself just a sentence ago
You: Hm? Wdym?
Stranger: Im not very good at it though just seemed a little off to me thats all
You: Oh, well what mean by that is my drawing look kinda off, usually the face just looks wierd
Stranger: Oh alright then, anyway what got you into drawing?
You: had friends a while back when was a kid, they got me into drawing
Stranger: Did something happen to end those friendships or did you just grow apart with time?
You: No, theyre still my friends
Stranger: Thats good, your lucky if you can keep them for that long only have around three and Im pretty sure they all secretly hate me lol
You: Oof
You: Anyway, whats your favorite game?
Stranger: Like what type of game, board, card, video etc?
You: Any
You: Doesnt matter
Stranger: well each of those have different answers but if had to choose quantum chess
You: K, my favorite game has to be Super Mario Bros. 3, for the NES, that game was so fun
Stranger: It really is its been a while since ive heard someone bring it up lol
You: Yeah, same
You: Lol
Stranger: Im surprised this conversations still going on XD mean it feels like were both grasping at straws here
You: Yeah, seriously
Stranger: whats another one can grasp?, what time is it for you?
You: 9:15 PM, you?
Stranger: 10:15
Stranger: so guess we have a time difference of exactly a hour then, or one of our clocks is set one hour back for some reason
You: Yeah
You: What state do you live in?
Stranger: oh live in NC
You: IA
Stranger: how is it over there?
You: Snowy
Stranger: remember used to like snow before actually moved to somewhere with it lol
You: dont really like snow that much, dont hate it, but its freezing outside
Stranger: snows kind of like a sexy refrigerator, it looks good but its cold once you got into it
You: Lol, most random way to put it, but it works
Stranger: It was either a sexy refrigerator or my ex, mean they both work the same but ones less offensive lol
You: 😂
You: Anyway, whats your favorite song?
Stranger: Cause can hear both of those things from my basement, jk Im just a bit morbid humor wise
You: Lol, u kidnap your ex or something, is that what you meant?
Stranger: No, no my ex was a snowman........because otherwise they wouldnt be cold on the inside because at the end of the day everyones got body heat lol
You: Oh
Stranger: Im going to go, Ive ran out of morbid things to say but it was fun and slightly awkard talking to you but i enjoyed it so thanks | 055e31ef750b62b5 | 20210222033349 |
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Stranger: hi
Stranger: how are u
You: im good
Stranger: are u asian?
Stranger: you look really gorgeous btw
You: nope
Stranger: yes u do im not kidding
Stranger: just look at that smile
Stranger: and that pretty facee
You: my camera is so bad
Stranger: nah u dont need a good camera
Stranger: u look naturally beautiful
Stranger: are u single btw?
You: thanks
You: yeah
Stranger: thats surprising
Stranger: are you in a class or something?
You: my sister
You: shes a teacher
Stranger: ok ok if u dont mind can i see u full like if ucan stand Strangers: its fine if u dont want to
You: alright
Stranger: what are u looking for here btw
You: random talks
Stranger: ok mostly asians come here for money lol
You: wbu?
You: i have money
Stranger: im looking for a beautiful girl like you
Stranger: to be mine forever
You: every girl is beautiful
Stranger: true but you are the most beautiful one
You: im not
Stranger: you are
Stranger: i can see
You: im not an actress
Stranger: you should try
Stranger: you can be the hottest one
Stranger: yes | 056caae792bf4dc0 | 20220902001002 |
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Stranger: That didnt happen. JM((L8only)Sub! Jim, BDSMverse, Jim went to his knees when Sebastian raised his voice)
You: But it did..1 will admit.. didnt take you as- you know. One of them.-SM
Stranger: What, a sub? Lesser? JM
You: Sub. Not lesser. Just a sub. Dont think think of myself as anything better than you now.. Youre still my boss. will respect that. -SM
You: Its just a shock.-SM
Stranger: Yeah, Ive gotten that before. Most dont expect it. JM
You: Now that think about it though. Its a bit obvious. Youre very- to put this lightly- unmanly. Dont like getting your hands dirty kinda guy. But hey. You cant help it. think its pretty cool that you are what you are and youre the boss of so many. its rare, you know. -SM
Stranger: Im not unmanly just dont do the grunt work. JM
Stranger: And oh know, the world may be progressing but its always clear where a sub should be. JM
You: mean, its kinda in your genetic coding. Right? A sub can be at the top of his game but at the end of the day theyre still meant to be on the bottom..at least, in nature. -SM
Stranger: Shut it. am still at the head of my job, and my life. JM
You: Of course of course. Im just saying that at the end of the day a sub is asub anda domisa dom. It just our genetics are a bit different. think its nice that you are able to break away from your natural placement and have become the boss of so many doms. -SM
Stranger: Thats because Im smarter than them, my genes just make it so happen to want to kneel and controlled. But not in my work. JM
You: well mean. am your work. -SM
You: So..-SM
You: mean, its ok. will forget it if you want. -SM
Stranger: What are you implying, Sebastian? JM
You: Nothing, sir. -SM
You: Is there anything else should know about so dont trigger another accident? -SM
Stranger: Dont use that Dom tone. And you know the one. JM
You: Right. Ok. Easy Enough... -SM
You: Though, it might be useful in the future. You do kinda push me around sometimes. ;) -SM
Stranger: Fuck of, Tiger, dont you dare. JM
You: Hey man. It can get a bit tiring having you nag me around up and down all the time. For once it would be nice to have you..ya know. Listen. SM
Stranger: Not at work. JM
You: If not at work...where else? SM
Stranger: Are you seriously asking to Dom me? JM
You: Youre the one who said not at work, boss. Im simply asking- if not at work..Where else could dom you? SM
You: Youre the one who said not at work, boss. Im simply asking- if not at work..Where else could dom you? SM
Stranger: .. dont know. That depends on how much you respect my private life being different than my work life. JM
You: Ill respect it. Ive been with Subs before who are in hiding. would never out you like that. -SM
Stranger: Mostly just respect that my work is separate from being a sub. JM
You: Of course. Youre very dominant in what you do. Your genetics dont change that. -SM
You: Do you get frustrated at all? mean, do you have a dom? -SM
Stranger: see people who are discrete when the situation calls for it. JM
You: But no..Solid dom? Isnt that dangerous? A dom could take advantage. -SM
Stranger: Happens. JM
Stranger: IT happens all the time, even if you have a solid Dom. JM
You: Ive never taken advantage of my subs, you know. We arnt all like that. Some doms just dont know how to control themselves. They get stupid. -SM
You: Im not like that. -SM
Stranger: Or theyre just stupid to begin wiith. JM
You: could say the same thing about subs, you know. Dont push us all into one group. -SM
You: We might be more impulsive, but think of that as a good thing at times. -SM
Stranger: Yes well, say that to the Doms of my past. JM
You: Well. If you stick with me, you wont have to worry about that. am a very caring dom. even get Mc Donalds for us both after everything is said and done. -SM
You: Though..for you..You have more expensive tastes. -SM
Stranger: do. But have everyone on delivery. JM
You: If you want, next time you feel the urge. You can always come to me. will always be a safer alternative to whoever youre seeing now... Speaking of which. Do you want me to go and kill those other doms for you? have some free time right now. -SM
Stranger: No, thats alright. Ive killed the worst already. JM
You: Thats good.. Ill come home then. We can discuss this more if you want. If not, thats alright too.. -SM Want me to grab take out? -SM
Stranger: Please. JM
Stranger: And dont know. This is. unexpected. JM
You: Thats fine. Ill let you lead it if you want. Be home in ten. -SM
Stranger: Thats not. Youd let me lead? Thats not submissive. JM
You: just want to make you feel comfortable. Chinese or Japanese for takeout?
You: just want to make you feel comfortable. Chinese or Japanese for takeout?
Stranger: Hmm. Sushi. JM
Stranger: Fresh, from my place. JM
You: Ok. Will do. -SM Sebastian sighed as he pocked his phone, trying to take in what might, or might not happen. He didnt want to get any hopes up, so for now, he focused on driving to Jims favorite sushi place. He grabbed the takeout, and thanked the people, before making his way home. It took him a moment to pause and get up the stairs, unsure of how Jim would react to seeing him again. But eventually, he opened up the door to the flat. Jim? Im home. Gotchur sushi.
Stranger: Jim was on the sofa in the sitting room, idling away at work on his phone when he heard Sebastian enter the flat, something hed been on edge waiting for the entirety of the past ten minuted. Im in here, he called out, continuing to tap away on his phone until he hear the man enter and he looked up, unsure of how things were meant to be between the two of them now. Good, you got it.
You: Yep. From your place. Picky. He said, smiling a little as he took out the container, handing it to Jim. He moved to sit on the chair across from the sofa, taking out his own sushi as he broke the chopsticks for himself. Told you would be back within ten minutes. He grinned, cocking a brow as he looked at his boss, who, was still tapping away on his phone. youre still working? come on. its late.
Stranger: Jim finished his message before locking his phone and setting it aside to open the sushi and break his chopsticks. Theres always more work to be done. He replied simply, bringing a piece of nigiri to his mouth and eating it, taking in the other mans demeanor.
You: yeah, but..Not now. He muttered, looking up at the man. You should learn to take a break from work.. Its not good for you. Stresses you out. see it. Just tell whoever is trying to talk to you to fuck off. He smiled, enjoying his sushi as he kicked off his boots.
Stranger: Jim rolled his eyes and pushed the phone even further away, not quite admitting that he did it because the man told him. I have a lot to be done, run an empire. he replied, eating another piece of the sushi as he leaned back. I dont relax much.
You: I know you have an empire, Jim. But even kings need to rest. Let your soldiers do your work. He says with a small smile. And you should relax.. Youre always pent up. Let loose a bit. It wont kill ya....nyway, hows the food? Sebastian smiles as Jim sets his phone down, watching him intently.
Stranger: Jim hummed as he continued to eat, realizing that he hadnt eaten for a bit too long without realizing it. Its delicious as usual. He replied, meeting the mans eyes for a moment before looking to his food. Ta.
You: Sebastian smiled a little, watching Jim. He looked at him up and down, and could really see just how submissive the man was. He was built like a typical sub..its just that, through Jims attitude..he couldnt see the truth. ..S0.. He started, looking away, not wanting to be the one to bring the topic up.
Stranger: So, youre wanting to talk about earlier. Jim said, as always not wanting to dance around topics, hed always been a bit too blunt for his Doms. I knelt, you sort of liked it, you want to Dom me.
You: Yeah. Ill be honest. do. Youre a very...well..uh..youre a good fit, is all, for my tastes. He shrugged, looking away. know thats very primitive of me to say but Its the truth. did like it. And it was a pleasant surprise.
You: Yeah. Ill be honest. do. Youre a very...well..uh..youre a good fit, is all, for my tastes. He shrugged, looking away. know thats very primitive of me to say but Its the truth. did like it. And it was a pleasant surprise.
Stranger: Jim chuckled in response, pondering the man as he continued to eat. Well appreciate your honesty. You also havent told me what you want, what you would want from this. Something casual, only in bed, something thats more nuanced, committed.
You: am a possessive dom. As must doms are. would want something thats a bit more concrete. He muttered, playing with his chopsticks a little as he spoke. wouldnt want it to be public, obviously..but..in the house, it would be nice if it were sort of like a regular relationship. enjoy caring for my subs. And, lets be honest. already kinda care enough for you. He said and smirked. Getting you dinner..
Stranger: Jim rolled his eyes once more and he shifted to tuck his legs up on the sofa. Okay.. actually would prefer that, dont know how much could separate casualness with you. He admitted.
You: That surprises me. Thought youd be the one to want it only in bed. He hummed, moving to stand up and grab his empty plate, putting it in the kitchen, pausing by jim as he walked back into the living room. Its been a long time since Ive had a sub. might be a bit rusty. Im sorry if
You: That surprises me. Thought youd be the one to want it only in bed. He hummed, moving to stand up and grab his empty plate, putting it in the kitchen, pausing by jim as he walked back into the living room. Its been a long time since Ive had a sub. might be a bit rusty. Im sorry if lam.
Stranger: When was the last time you had a sub? Jim asked, looking up at the man from his spot on the cushions, unable to help how his heart skipped a beat.
You: eh.. Years ago.. He muttered, rubbing the back of his head as he leaned against the sofa. since the military. So..5-6 years. dont like to have flings with subs, prefer longer term. Ive only had a handful of subs. He shrugged, looking back down at Jim with a soft smile.
Stranger: So you havent even had a fling since then? What about when you go to the bar? He asked, watching his soft looking hair shift. I didnt expect that. He admitted.
You: I go to the bar in hopes of meeting someone nice..but everyone is just out for one night flings and..its not for me. He shrugged. Also, do like the beer. he grinned, looking down at Jim as he gently reached down to play with the others shirt collar. What about you? When was the last time you had a dom?
Stranger: Jim did not lean into the touch but noted it, his hands still idle in his lap, absently holding his chopsticks. Ive seen some with discretion in the past few years but nothing lasting.
You: Sebastian nodded, reaching down and gently taking Jims chopsticks from him. He leaned over, grabbing a sushi roll and gently holding it above Jims mouth. Surprised. Someone like you.. bet you could get anyone you wanted.
Stranger: Jims brow furrowed for a moment before he realized what was happening and he made the choice to relax and take the sushi in his mouth. He chewed slowly, watching Sebastian as he did and realizing was a truly Dom/sub thing this was.
Stranger: Its more of being particular about people and those that dont want me.
Stranger: ** Yo I see. couldnt imagine who wouldnt want you. He hummed, shrugging a bit. Youve always been a sight to behold. Mr Sex, after all. he grinned, taking a piece of sushi for himself as he smiled, before giving one to Jim in return. I thought for /sure/ you would have gone for that Sherlock. Youre smitten with him. He grinned.
Stranger: Jim wrinkled his nose as he chewed, giving Sebastian a look. He may be a challenge but hes not Dom material for me. He huffed.
You: What is Dom material then? He asked, pausing their dinner as he leaned against the sofa, gently poking at Jims nose with a stick. Every sub is different. just like cute subs. Obedient too.
Stranger: He would just as soon flit off after tying you up. Jim replied, swatting away the chopstick. I dont want someone boring but think a Dom should at least be able to dedicate that time to their sub, or commit to them at all.
You: Of course. A dom isnt just for sex. Its meant for protection too. A partner. He smiled, putting the chopsticks down as he looked at jim. You know, you were really cute the other day.. wish had risen my voice before. He admitted, looking away from Jim. Its not the first time Ive tried to see you in a light that you wouldnt like.. But I cant get the image out of my head.
Stranger: Jim huffed, cheeks pink as he stared at the Dom. You have, things have just been a bit more trying lately and was set off easier than usual. He murmured.
You: Sebastian tilted his head slightly, looking down at jim. So. Do you follow orders? He asked simply. Id like to try something. wont do anything rude though. No worries.
Stranger: I do. Jim replied, looking up at him in return, meeting his eyes. would. If youre.. wanting to try this.
You: Sebastian smiled a little, before he walked around to the table, moving it a bit out of the way. Of course. Id love to try it. He grinned. Been a while, remember? Itll be nice to get back to the swing of things. He shook out his arms a little, before he reached over and gently grabbed a fistful of Jims hair. On your knees.
Stranger: Jims eyes went wide as he stared up at the man and he slipped from the couch to the floor, his knees hitting the plush rug that he was at that moment glad that hed picked out. His mouth was open for a moment as he was about to reply but he decided against it.
Stranger: (Would you want to continue via email? Its pretty late here)
You: (Sure, whats your email?)
Stranger: (Thatswhatpeoplerpgmail.com are you 18?)
You: (Yep! im 22 lol, no worries. But thank you for checking, gold star for being responsible damn. Anyway, Ill send the log right away!)
Stranger: (Ah thanks! put it before everything and always double check:)
You: (Seya then! :D ) | 0587e4b9b7412128 | mormor, Sherlock | 20180622185827 |
You: hi
Stranger: Hey
You: how are you?
Stranger: Good
You: were are you from?
Stranger: Germany
You: cool
You: im from israel
Stranger: Cool
You: which part of germany?
Stranger: Heidelberg
You: cool
You: i live between jerusalem and tel aviv
Stranger: Ah nice
You: access to both cities lol
Stranger: Haha nice
Stranger: live in England at the moment Yo hat hobbies do you like
You: oh cool
Stranger: Reading, video games, music
You: cool i like videogames,archery, and cooking
Stranger: What about you
Stranger: Nice. Ive always wanted to do archery but never had the chance
You: oh cool in warwick castle theres archery on a small scale i think
You: ive done it there
Stranger: Wow cool :)
You: its promoted by horrible histories i think
Stranger: Nice Id really like to try it so Ill prob look into that
You: lived in switzerland and horrible histories proggrams in switz tv
You: so i know them
You: and i also lived in norway and usa
Stranger: Wow thats pretty cool
You: iam currently leaming french you leaming a language?
Stranger: Not currently
Stranger: Ive leamed Japanese though
Stranger: Also speak some Arabic
You: oh cool you should try hebrew its hard
You: im gonna leam arabic next year:)
Stranger: Nice. My background is German and Arab so kinda leamt it growing up
Stranger: Id love to leam Russian too
You: cool im fourth slovak and fourth bulgarian so im gonna get a slovak passport to go to dubai or qatar its been my dream
You: hope i dont get detained lol
Stranger: Haha
Stranger: Dubai looks nice. have a friend from there
You: yeah but not alot of culture there
You: more touristy
Stranger: Yeah. More of a culture person myself
You: i wanna try falconry but its not allowed in israel
You:i held an owl but not a hawk
Stranger: Wow. Never done that myself but Id like to
You: yeah it seems cool
You: but tommorow im gonna try surfing
Stranger: Wow nice
You: its really hot in israel
Stranger: bet haha
You: but now i would rather be in switzerland
You: its so hot here
Stranger: Yeah its quite cold in england right now
You: yeah always rain
You: lol
Stranger: Can hardly feel.my feet because its so cold
You: what type of school subjects do you like i like history geography and bible studys
Stranger: History, psychology, law, and maths
You: cool math is too hard
You:
Stranger: Haha. quite like algebra
You: what historical era do you like?
Stranger: Tudors
Stranger: Also ancient history
You: cool i like greek,roman,dark ages,tudors,and until victorian
Stranger: Nice
Stranger: really like ancient rome
You: cool pre marian or marian?
Stranger: Both aha
You: me too
Stranger: Sorry got to go now. Been nice talking to you :(
Stranger: :) | 05891e5b970477d3 | 20201108104414 |
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Stranger: M
You: IMA WRITE MY NAME ON HIS DICK
You: DONT NEED A PEN OR A PENCIL
Stranger: Do it on mine
You: ALL NEED IS MY BODY
You: MY COOCHIE PINK JUST LIKE SALAMI OUGHHHGTESHEIBTEISPEIBTEISFEIBTEISPEl oS eg5) PEREREREvwee
You: OH NO THANKS
Stranger: Coooo
You: ONE WHIP CROSS YA FAVE
Stranger: My dicks pretty big too ngl
You: YA STINKASS.
You: UGLY SELF
Stranger: Lmao
You: AINT ASK YOU ALLAT Yo ONT LMAO ME YA TINY TTUUTUTTU
You: GOODNIGHT HOPE YA DIWK ROTTEN OFF AND YOU GATTA STAPLE IT BACK ON Ov & FFEVEEEUGTE EEE PEENEEEI EEE EEE NEIS PEE HES ICES EE SEEIEEE BUEIBPEIBIEIGFEITEISPEIGTEIBPEIBIEIGPEIELelGrelaaslaaseaseas) | 058b5e2b2a7b12e3 | Tik Tok | 20210806042516 |
You: F
Stranger: f
You: Hi
Stranger: hey
You: Everyone on here are horny
Stranger: ya i know and im just like i only came on here to talk
You: Ikr
Stranger: its so annoying i was on video
Stranger: and people kept flashing me
You: Wow
You: Men are horny
Stranger: so i went to chat
You: Like what happened to just talking
Stranger: for real
Stranger: how old are you
You: 16
Stranger: im 15
You: Cool
Stranger: or like on chat there like you wanna sex talk and im like no
You: remember you used to be able to video chat without a account and there wasnt sex stuff unless you were on 18 webste version
Stranger: ya
You: What you do for fun
You: play gorls softball
You: *girls
Stranger: igo hang out with friends or play basketball
Stranger: * igo
Stranger: whats your name
You: Kayla
Stranger: thats a pretty name
You: Thank you
You: Whats yours
Stranger: are you still in school
Stranger: cassie
You: Yeah
Stranger: what school
You: A highschool in cali
Stranger: cool
You: You
Stranger: you live in calafornia and i go to warren
You: got to chaperal hoghschool
Stranger: i gotta go and by the way im 11
You: Im 12 and a boy
You: Im in middle school
You: Lol
Stranger: what really
You: Yeah
Stranger: i dont have to go
You: got to chaperal in 2 years
You: Go
Stranger: i turn 12 in agust
You: turn 13 in june
Stranger: wanna date
You: But how would we talk
Stranger: please dont skip me
Stranger: on here for now
Stranger: skin color
You: You on phone or computer
You: Mexican
Stranger: computer
Stranger: shoot my mom is calling me for dinner i gotta go
You: Do you have a phone
Stranger: no my mom took it
You: My youtube channel is Dearthclaw76
Stranger: ok | 058dfaeb26785643 | 20210413223639 |
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Stranger: F18
You: 20m
You: bored and horny? ;p
Stranger: Yes
You: same
You: what have you been doing so far?
You: used any toys? :p
Stranger: No just rubbed my clit Over panties
Stranger: dont have any toys
You: would you mind if rubbed it for you?
Stranger: Not at all
You: great, Ill position myself behind you, middle finger over your clit
You: pushing down against it
You: rotating my finger tip in a clockwise direction
You: with you top still on, Yo y other hand slides under your shirt
You: over your bra
Stranger: Youre so hot haha
You: cupping one breast, and squeezing gently yet firmly
You: thanks ;)
Stranger: m really wet now
You: my fingers reach the edge of your bra, pulling it down
You: as my thumb and index squeezes your nipple, squeezing and rolling it
Stranger: How do you want me to touch myself right now
You: the other hand pulling your slightly soaked panties aside
You: while my index and middle finger spread your wet pussy lips apart
You: i want you to use your middle finger Yo nd caress your slit
You: coat it in your juices babe ;)
Stranger: Yes daddy
You: then slowly slide your finger in
You: let your pussy suck it right in
Stranger: Mmm Im so wet
You: as you spread you lips apart slightly mm ;)
You: if i were there, Ill use my tongue and flick your clit several times
You: making your squirm about
Stranger: Mmm it needs they
Stranger: That
Stranger: My clit is throbbing
You: then from the bottom, lap up your leaking juices
You: Yo yours
You: applying a suction against your pussy while my tongue scoops your juices from within you into my mouth ;p
You: meanwhile my hands caress your breasts, playing with your hard nipples
You: my fingers melting against your soft skin | 0596510010c26b2d | wet | 20180524061035 |
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: wanna see d
You: no
You: i only date fictional characters
You: sorry
You: SIKE | 0598ec51352d237d | 20230102231651 |
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Stranger: knock knock
You: Whos This??
Stranger: its you
You: Yeah, But whos you?
Stranger: im ur fan..
Stranger: mate
You: What??
Stranger: dont know me...!
You: No
Stranger: ur ex gf
You: Ohh, Hows You baby??
Stranger: good
Stranger: wbu..?
You: Hows Your Ciurrent BF??
You: Im also Good,
Stranger: damm hes hot
You: Realyy
Stranger: yupp
You: Are you happy with him??
Stranger: yyya
Stranger: hes rich
You: Ohh, that means you also happy
You: with him and without him
Stranger: yya quite nasty
You: ok
Stranger: kk cya | 059b4e9518ed6543 | jokes | 20221123145947 |
You: hi
Stranger: hello
You: f here
Stranger: m
You: 20
Stranger: why are you still up
Stranger: 20
Stranger: same
You: body clocks fucked up huh
Stranger: yeah kanina pa gising
You: what do u wanna do? any topic u want to talk abt?
Stranger: and have fever din
You: oh
Stranger: think know you
You: hey stay hydrated
Stranger: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
You: whats my name then?
Stranger: starts with?
You: a
Stranger: dont know din
Stranger: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
You: but u ok? ur not feeling dizzy?
Stranger: kanina kapa gising?
You: di pa ko natutulog
Stranger: im alright na kanina lang dizzy
You: aight
Stranger: anong oras ka magsleep?
Stranger: 5?
You: maybe
Stranger: alright alright
Stranger: wide awake
You: cant say u too
Stranger: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: dont what to say
You: do u want to play?
Stranger: play what?
You: uh fast talk perhaps?
Stranger: alright alright
Stranger: go
You: j ask then u answer then ur turn to ask, ok?
Stranger: yes miss
You: if its to dull to handle, kindly dc, i wont mind :
You: black or white?
Stranger: black
You: aight, ur turn
Stranger: sunrise or sunset Yo unset
You: j think i know u wtf
Stranger: think know you too
You: drumset or guitar?
Stranger: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Stranger: guitar
Stranger: drumset ka
You: should we drop out first name
You: WTF MAN U ARE U
Stranger: kev
You: EVI
Stranger: hinanap kita
You: EVI OMG EVI
Stranger: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Stranger: lia
You: WHAT THE FUCK AM OFFENDED
You: U JUST DC-ED WITHOUT SAYING GOODBYE
You: DONT EVEN START ME WITH LIA, ITS LAI!!
Stranger: di ko sinasadya nun
Stranger: naalis ko tabs
You: LOOKED FOR U FOR AN HOUR
You: EVEN
You: EVEN SAVE THE CHAT JUST TO LOOK FOR U
Stranger: tapos yung interest ko dito admu only lang
Stranger: para mahanap kita
Stranger: save log pa yun
You: but its lai
You: its lai
Stranger: una pa lang parang sabi ko parang kilala ko man to
Stranger: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Stranger: nice to meet you again lai
You: do u atleast remembered anything?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
You: u remembered u lied? HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAH
You: did something happen?
Stranger: sabi mo pa nun lemme steal ur idea if ever someone ask me sa future
You: ill get my charger lang,, dont u dare dc
You: aawayin pa kita
Stranger: naulanan ako hats why ake your time lai
Stranger: sige lang HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Stranger: pee lang ako
Stranger: brb
You: aight
You: have u drank ur meds?
Stranger: done
Stranger: hindi na
Stranger: not good sa organs
Stranger: water only
You: good
You: but dont overhydrate :
Stranger: di ba good yun?
You: izz vv bad
You: might cause death if oveeeeer na
Stranger: 2 liters pa naman
Stranger: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Stranger: will do
You: WHAT DID U DO TO EVI???
Stranger: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Stranger: ikaw lang
You: good
Stranger: for real
You: imagine my shock when u said ur kev
Stranger: panong shock
Stranger:
You: (*0*)/shookt
Stranger: typings mo pa lang think kilala kita
Stranger: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
You: crush mo na siguro ako HAHAHAHAHAHHA
Stranger: huy
Stranger: baka ako crush mo
You: huh u wish
Stranger: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Stranger: yes na
Stranger: assume na lang
Stranger: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
You: i was thinking so hard kubg anong pinag usapan natin HAHAHAHHA
Stranger: hinanap moko?
You: good thing i brought up crush Yor inda,, i looked for an hour
You: dinidc ko agad kung hindi all smol letters na admu
You: im asking july 14???
Stranger: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
You: pagnagtanong sila tas di nila gets, dc agad
Stranger: you asked sa iba HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
You: 00 Yo i remembered it clearly its ur bday right?
Stranger: unexpected din to
You: i deleted the ss when i cant find u HAHAHAHAHHA,
Stranger: yes youre right
Stranger: Its fine tho
You: good thing u didnt read my last chat AHHAHAHAHHA that shits embarrassing
Stranger: whatever lai
Stranger: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
You: but really i was very disappointed when u dc without bidding byes HAHAHHAHA
Stranger: if ever the worlds ending, though... ride a bus, evi
Stranger: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
You: HOY WHAT THE FUCK
You: SHUTA PANO
You: HOY GAGO AKALA KO DISCONNECTED NA
Stranger: was sad din eh
Stranger: thats the last chat
Stranger: from you
You: WHAT THE FUCK MAN THOUGHT U DIDNT READ PANO
You: anyway that was me having #softhours,, i didnt have a crush on u back then
Stranger: technical error eh
Stranger: Technical error: Server was unreachable for too long and your connection was lost. Sorry. :( Omegle understands if you hate it now, but Omegle still loves you.
You: u really saved the log?
Stranger: yeah know lai HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
You: i deleted mine hehe
Stranger: absolutely yes
Stranger: bawiin kona
Stranger: kinda embarrassing
You: alin?
Stranger: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Stranger: nothing lai
You: ur high,, probably because of ur fever
You: ilang degrees?
Stranger: di ko mahanap thermo
Stranger: am
Stranger: nag init nga comforter ko
You: whenever i have fever, trinatry kong pagpawisan, u should too
Stranger: how
Stranger: anong gagawin
You: exercise? pero baka mahilo ka wag na lang
Stranger: nagvomit nga kanina
Stranger: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Stranger: will do exercise na lang later
You: totoo?
You: but meron ka pang gana?
You: evi be serious, are u ok?
Stranger: may gana naman
Stranger: am lai
You: good dapat di mawalan
You: ur not lai,, iam lai :
Stranger: forget about na im good
Stranger: am, lai
You: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAA gotchu
Stranger: nakalimutan ko comma
Stranger: ikaw na kasi mag adjust lai BABAHA
You: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA,
Stranger: tawa ka lang
You: wala akong masabi
Stranger: happy pill mo siguro ako
Stranger: kidding
Stranger: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
You: may lagnat nga to,, lakas ng topak
Stranger: ganun talaga arang pumasom si satanas
Stranger: pumasok
You: stay warm HAHAHAHAH
Stranger: nag aalab buong katawan ko HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
You: why cant u just drink paracetamol
You: minsan lang naman ah?
Stranger: tamad ako bumaba
Stranger: Its fine lang
You: evi
Stranger: yes
You: nothing
Stranger: lia
You: (2 0 )Eg
Stranger: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Stranger: li
You: u offensive jerk
You: u used to like my name
Stranger: lia whatever like it
You: why are u being a tease? bored ka?
Stranger: just wanna tease you
You: really, kev?
Stranger: not evi na? HAHAHAHAHAAHHA
Stranger: halata
You: as long as u call me lia, i wont call u evi
Stranger: you are a lot of fun to tease lai
You: what happened to lia?
Stranger: mean lia
You: thats better, kev
Stranger: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Stranger: whats better?
You: ur having fun, arent u
You: just call me lia, even if i dont fucking know who the hell is lia
You: wow im getting more impatient everday
Stranger: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA chill
You: ij am chill
You: hey kev
Stranger: your reaction is adorable
Stranger: funny too
You: i reckon its just funny for u,, ur just trying to calm me down by saying its adorable
Stranger: wont stop HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAA
You: sure kev
Stranger: alright Ill stop na
Stranger: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
You: whats wrong, kev? why are u stopping?
Stranger: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Stranger: lai
Stranger: lai
You: HAHAHAHAHAHHA what?
Stranger: lai is you
You: you is kev
Stranger: know
You: ur not evi
Stranger: lai is adorable
You: you are not evi
Stranger: whatever lai
Stranger: lia
You: ur my evi HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
Stranger: yes am
You: oh Yo didnt even deny
You: bummer
Stranger: whatever lai know youre just kidding
Stranger: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
You: am not though
Stranger: how do you say so
You: cause you really are my evi
You: im the only one who can call u evi
Stranger: dapat lang HAHAHAAHAHAHHA
You: dapat lang
Stranger: naman
Stranger: hows your day?
You: been good been bad
Stranger: pwede good na lang
Stranger: be good to me lai HAHAHAHAAHAHHA
You: HAHAHAHAHAHHA im nice though
You: di ako nang-aawayS
Stranger: wow anghel
You: hey evi
Stranger: yow lai
You: do u want a hug?
Stranger: want
You: and a kiss?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: are you serious?
You: (i) *)here
Stranger: thank you lai Yor jet well soon, evi
You: i mean get well now
Stranger: gagaling nako later
You: anong oras ka ba nagising?
Stranger: kanina pako gising
Stranger: really cant sleep
Stranger: EJ 7) 2
You: bummer
You: HAHAHAHHAHAHA u finally kisses back AHHAHAHHAHHA,
You: cute
Stranger: dapat lang
You: evi fever eras cute but u need to get well soonest
Stranger: soonest Strange Strange
Stranger: hot as hell
You: i dont wanna sleep yet, do u mind if i continue to talk to u pa kahit ilang minutes?
You: i dont drop socmed e or tg so i dont think if well meet again soon
Stranger: yes sure
Stranger: di naman alo manghihingi eh
Stranger: not that kind
You: alam ko
Stranger: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Stranger: parang bwisit kana sakin HAHAAHHAAHAHAHJA,
You: nah i like talking to u
You: its calming
You: even ur just being plain annoying
Stranger: dapat lang
Stranger: calming ba yun HAAHAHAHAAHHA
You: nah ur calming
You: #softhours but never the bus thingy again
Stranger: Ill just add my interest na smol bean
You: orayt
Stranger: like the bus thingy
Stranger: say it again
Stranger: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
You: idk if ur being serious or ur just messing with me
You: but i guess its the latter
Stranger: dont english me lai
Stranger: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
You: sUrE
You: required pag#softhours na mag-english
Stranger: sabi mo pa nun
Stranger: this
Stranger: baka may makasakay akong gwapo,, makikipagharutan na lang ako last minute HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
Stranger: tf is this HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
You: tsaka malakas na loob ko kase kahit mamali ako ng grammar, alam ko namang siraulo ka kaya di mo ko papansinin
You: HOY GAGO
You: SAN YAN
Stranger: secret
You: ur killing me wtf HAHAHHAHAHAH
Stranger: alam ko namang siraulo ako HAHAAHAHAHAHAHA
You: oo lalo na pagmasama pakiramdam mo
You: feel ko nga medj nagpalit tayo ng personality eh HAHAHHAHAH
Stranger: ito pa sunod
Stranger: maybe ill ask him to marry me HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA
You: gago anlandi ko pala HAHAHAHHA
You: ah yan yung kung bakit usto kitang sumakay ng bus
You: limot ko na na sabi kong makikipagharutan ako
Stranger: dami mong alam lai
Stranger: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
You: baka lang naman gumana tapos nagdisconnect HAHAAHHAHA
You: siguro yung disconnect, sign na para tumigil akong harutin ka HAHAHAHHAHAH
Stranger: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Stranger: ayaw ni lord eh
You: feel ko naman di kita naharot ngayong araw kaya izz cool
Stranger: dami mo daw alam
Stranger: tama ka naman kahapon ka lang maharot
You: kasi nga noted na na hindi kita haharutin
Stranger: nakausap mo naman ako ulit
Stranger: sign yun para bwisitin ka ulit
Stranger: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
You: HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA sunset sunset mga ulul HAHAHAHHA
Stranger: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Stranger: dahil sa sunset
You: evi i swear if ura girl pretending to be a male ill slap u hard HAHAHHAAHHA
Stranger: tf lai HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Stranger: why would I?
Stranger: dont slap me
You: i honestly dont know,, bigla lang syang nagting sa utak ko
You: SO U ARE A GIRL???
You: JUST SCARED TO BE SLAPPED??
Stranger: TF
You: biatch fight me huhu ka
Stranger: FUCK ME
You: no thanks hehe
Stranger: GAGO HAHAHAAHAHAHHAA
Stranger: hoy lai
You: EVI DI KO ALAM NA GANYAN KA
You: usto mo ba talaga? pwede namang pag usapan hehe
Stranger: sabi sayo alagaad ako ni satanas
Stranger: anong gusto ba?
You: HAHAHAHAAHAHHA jerk
Stranger: mali ka ng iniisip
Stranger: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
You: bitch sabi mo pa last time,, idk, abt destiny and i believe in God ka pa
Stranger: whatever lai HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
You: myghad im cussing too much,, masama kang impluwensya!!
You: B.I.
Stranger: may pa anghel ka pang emoticon HAHAAHAHAHAHHA
Stranger: parang kasalanan ko pa lai
You: masama ka kasing kaibigan,, ipinagkakanulo mo ko
You: evi nyo bad prend
Stranger: O
You: ay my evi lang pala no?
Stranger: iyong evi lang
You: rephrase na lang,, aking evi bad prend
You: pangit pakinggan
Stranger: bad ka
Stranger: ako na good
You: evi nyo peyk prend
Stranger: whatever lai tanggap ko naman HAHAHAHAHAAHHAA
You: yan napakapeyk mo
You: kunwari prend mo ko eh crush mo pala ko,, peyk ka
Stranger: yes na HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
You: ah umagree
You: de wala nang bawian
Stranger: wow coming from you lai ah
You: maharot lang ako pero dili kita crush
You: pero sakay kang bus ha? HAHAHAHHAAH
Stranger: alam ko namang maharot ka
You: sayo lang evi
Stranger: di din kita crush
Stranger: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
You: ok lang
You: di naman masakit
Stranger: maharot lang ako slight
Stranger: crush talaga kita
You: parang kagat lang ng dinosaur na nagrorawr
You: wag ako evi
You: #di_marupok2022
Stranger: seriously like talking to you
You: sige nga erase mo nga yung talking to
Stranger: like you?
Stranger: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
You: gagu di pa sure amp
Stranger: patanong pa yan
You: seriously i like you kase
You: panget mo kabonding
You: #never_again
Stranger: no form of attachment lang?
Stranger: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Stranger: like only lai
You: 00, one time crush lanv
Stranger: happy crush
You: dali na payag ka na
You: crush kita ng isang linggo
Stranger: desisyon ka
Stranger: payag na
You: yan ganyan ha
Stranger: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Your i really like you, evi
You: wag kang sumagit
You: panget ka
Stranger: tf HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Stranger: ulit
You: yan ganyan lang dapat reply mo
Stranger: ulitin mo
You: ayoko,, babasagin mo e
Stranger: play lang ako love songs para dama ko sinasabi mo
You: tangek totoo, crush nga kita
Stranger: jaa
Stranger: totoo ba?
Stranger: give me reasons
You: gaga sino ka ba para tanungin ko ng ilang degrees
You: di ko naman major biology anong alam ko sa sakit
You: nakaready na yung google ko para sayo 6sabihin mong hindi kita crush babangasan kita
Stranger: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Stranger: dapat alam mo yan
You: wag kang madamot,, minsan na lang ako magkacrush ng totong tao
You: may isa pa kong rason
You: bakit kita ikikiss kung di kita crush? maharot ako pero di ako malandi
Stranger: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Stranger: di ako madamot ah
You: oo kaga
Stranger: pagbibigyan kita
You: kaya
Stranger: sino ba mga crush mo
You: si sanji
You: tas crush ko rin si gin
You: pati si noya
Stranger: sino yun
You: si tsukki rin kaso kase crush din sya nung kaibigan ko
Stranger: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
You: ah may crush pa pala kong isang tao maliban sayo
Stranger: wow
Stranger: ako naman have reason
You: si heesung hehe
You: rason kung bakit di mo ko crush????
You: sige bakit????
Stranger: It is more like just like you because like you no condition or situation attached
Stranger: walang specific na reason
You: HAHAHHAHAHAHHA gagu wala kang maloloko rito
Stranger: kasi what if mawala yung reason
Stranger: grabe galing ko
Stranger: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
You: edi hindi mo na ko gusto at ok lang yun
Stranger: sana magets mo
Stranger: hindi yan negative
You: pinipilit kong hindi igets hehe
Stranger: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA whatever lai
You: ayoko, evi, delikado ka HAHAHAHHAHAH
Stranger: wag mo igets
Stranger: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
You: evi
Stranger: oh
You: wala lang tawag lang
Stranger: lai
You: trip mo lang din?
Stranger: hindi
You: bakit?
You: nice name?
Stranger: ay hindi
Stranger: bawi ko na
You: nice name nice name,, pag hindi mo yan ipinangalan sa anak mo tamo hahuntingin ko yun tas papalitan ko birth certificate, bahala ka magpaliwanag sa partner mo
Stranger: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Stranger: grabe yan
Stranger: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Stranger: papangalan ko ng lia
You: u dont know how crazy iam, evi HAHAHHAHAH
You: shuta ka no?
Stranger: crazy for?
You: crazy lang,, di pa ko crazy for you, ayaw kong mabaliw sayo ha?
Stranger: talaga lang kasi sabi mo delikado HAAHAHAHAHAHHAA
You: delikado ka naman talaga
Stranger: alam ko lai HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
You: kev
Stranger: lai
You: evi
Stranger: woe
Stranger: back to normal
Stranger: sige daw show your skill
Stranger: you said maharot ka
You: nalabas ko na lahat ng kaharutan ko
Stranger: ako hindi pa
You: sample
Stranger: wag delikado ako HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
You: not delikado enough if im willing to the risk hehe
Stranger: wow
You: may mali pero sana wag mong pansinin hehe
Stranger: take
You: thank u
Stranger: youre welcome lai
Stranger: lai
You: hmm??
Stranger: baby Strange
Stranger: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
You: what did u do to evi??? who are u?
Stranger: lai na lang
You: gimme a sec
You: im shookt, wait
Stranger: take your time
Stranger: are you alright?
Stranger: baby
You: U JUST CALLED ME BABY WTF
You: AND U DID IT TWICE WHAT THE SHIT MAN
Stranger: and?
You: ok im ok
You: i calmed down ok
Stranger: are you sure?
You: yup sure sure
Stranger: thats good
You: dont u dare do it again
Stranger: lapit na 6 HAHAHAAHAHAHHAA
Stranger: why?
Stranger: nabigla din ako
You: malapit na nga mag6 but how am i going to sleep aaaaaaa
Stranger: Ill miss you lai
You: evi evi,, im not used of u flirting back,, take it easy HAHAHHAHAHA
Stranger: Ill take it easy
You: ok good
Stranger: your evi sounds like baby to me
You: thats the plan
Stranger: wow
You: so no one can call u evi
Stranger: aly
Stranger: alle
You: do u remember my name?
Stranger: allaine
You: damn u my heart wont calm down,, anong
You: evi, why are uso mean? HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA,
Stranger: cant get you out of my system lai
You: ok i calmed down part 54
Stranger: crazy
Stranger: but like it na nandidito ka sa sistema ko
You: do u like me for real? or ur just trying to reciprocate my feelings?
You: u can be supeeeer honest i wont be mad
Stranger: secret muna HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
You: alrighty
Stranger: my heart
Stranger: just skip a beat
Stranger: after saying those
You: thank u
Stranger: pakinggan mo banana pancake
You: banana pancake???
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: by jack johnson
You: right now????
Stranger: right now
You: okkkk wait lang
You: chotttooo
Stranger: take your time
Stranger: lapit na 6
You: hows ur fever?
Stranger: sleep na tayo pag 6 na
Stranger: pretty bad pa
You: alrighty
Stranger: Ill miss you lai
You: i find it,, banana pancake
You: i guess well never find each other again?
Stranger: guess mystery ends here? Your i like you, evi
Stranger: like you, lai
You: u better mean it
Stranger: mean it
You: crazy
Stranger: this isnt a joke umabot nga tayo ng 6am lai
Stranger: why would joke at this time
You: u like messing around HAHAHAHHAHAH
You: hey thanks for recommending the song
Stranger: character development
You: i love it
You: ur the one whos gonna dc, cant do it, sori
Stranger: pakinggan mo rin yung never know
Stranger: same artist
Stranger: hope our path will cross again
You: i hope u still like me when it happens HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHA
You: no hard feelings if hindi na thoughhh
Stranger: thank you for making me happy even for a short period
Stranger: thank you lai
Stranger: Ill miss you
You: thank you, evi, for making me happy
You: i guess were just moments HAHAHAHAHHA
Stranger: Im sure Ill still like you
Stranger: good luck sa magiging journey mo
Stranger: study well
You: and to you too
You: hey, evi
Stranger: and want you to know that Im proud of you
You: WHY ARE U MAKING ME CRY U DUMBDUMB HAHAHAHAHAHHAH
You: wanna hug for the last time?
Stranger: hey dont HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Stranger: hug me
You: (EE_EiI)E8
You: god, i like you so much HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA
Stranger: (Bile _H)E
Stranger: uy weh HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
You: not my fault duh
Stranger: wow
Stranger: yes na my fault na
Stranger: aakuin ko na HAHAAHAHAHAHHAA
You: dapat lang
Stranger: good morning lai
Stranger: bye baby
You: good mornight, evi
You: bye, smol bean
Stranger: LIKE YOU
Stranger: bye bye na Your i like you, smol bean
You: bye, baby
Stranger: my heart okay
Stranger: 2222zzz
Stranger: tulog na si evi
You: HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA,
Stranger: wont dc na
You: why?
Stranger: ganito na lang gandang tingnan eh
Stranger: sleep kana rin ha
You: i dont think i can stop chatting u if hindi mo iddc hehe
You: j will
Stranger: di ko na iddc
You: arent u gonna sleep na rin?
Stranger: gonna sleep na rin lai
Stranger: keep safe always baby
You: damn u
Stranger: like you
You: j dont think i can make ur heart race like how u can do it with mine
You: seriously someone need to dc, i dont have self-control
Stranger: you make my heart race lai
You: and now u make mine
Stranger: yours
Stranger: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
You: evi, go sleep
Stranger: Ill sleep na
Stranger: mwaa
Stranger: sleep tight
Stranger: sleep well
Stranger: dream of me
Stranger: see ya
You: j will
You: good mornight!!
You: CANT SLEEP WELL DAMN U KEVIN
Stranger: kasalanan ko pa ha
You: bakit kase nangharot aOOOS
Stranger: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Stranger: ikaw kase HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
You: i know that u need to rest so pls i-dc mo na kase kukulitin talaga kita
Stranger: wont lai
You: please?
Stranger: nah
You: pretty please?
Stranger: still na
Stranger: you can dc na
You: U KNOW CANT
Stranger: cant too
You: do ur teknik,, ung parang last time
You: i swear u cant have ur peace until u de
Stranger: dont even know
Stranger: its fine
Stranger: Im resting
You: no u arent
You: ur eyes arent
You: ur whole system arent
Stranger: my right eye yes
You: sorry
Stranger: but my left nah
Stranger: dont be
You: fine ill let u have ur peace
Stranger: lets not dc na okay?
You: but i wanna save the log
Stranger: save the log
You: how
Stranger: dont know din
You: can u save it then if were lucky to meet someday, can u give me a copy?
Stranger: of course will do
You: thank u
Stranger: still have a copy of our convo last time
You: ill collect it all next time
You: u can sleep na
Stranger: 22z2zzzz
You: cute
You: evi, i remembered how my dad used to put wet hand towel on my forehead whenever im sick
You: dont reply, just sleep
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Stranger: f
You: Hi
Stranger: m cold.
Stranger: Wanna come over and warm me up? https://www. bit.ly/35xHebR | 059d9b111882ea43 | 20210115141918 |
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Stranger: Hi
You: goodbye
Stranger: M or F
You: F
Stranger: From?
You: Yugoslavia
Stranger: That does not exist
Stranger: Serbia?
You: yes it does Yor does exist
You: let me tell you
Stranger: Listening
Stranger: Im from Turkey for the context
You: have a morning ritual that need to share. I call it the terminator. First crouch down in the shower in the classic naked terminator traveling through time pose. With my eyes closed crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie (not the chick in the third one because that one sucked) and start to hum the terminator theme. Then slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy.
You: thats how yugoslavia exists
You: also fuck you, you commited the armenian genocide
Stranger: 0
Stranger: We did not
You: yes you did
Stranger: Thats a lie
You: nah fam
Stranger: Believe it or not
You: you killed every greek in turkey
Stranger: Hahaha
You: its fucking real my dude
Stranger: You dont know the history
You: actually do.
Stranger: They invaded the country
You: Bullshit
Stranger: We sent them back
Stranger: Stfu
You: you killed civillians
You: not fucking soldiers
Stranger: You really gotta learn the history
You: nah fam
Stranger: Civilians doing gang activities?
Stranger: How can they have soldiers where they did not even have a state
Stranger: There was famine
You: gang activites? oh shit guys we need to massacre an entire ethicity off of the fucking country
Stranger: And we sent the Armenians to Syria
Stranger: Yeah right
Stranger: If we did
You: and you also killed a fuckton of armenians
Stranger: There would be no fucking Armenians
Stranger: We did not
Stranger: Where u from?
Stranger: Officialy
You: Greece mofo, but live in canadia
Stranger: Fucking stupid
You: nah fam
Stranger: You invaded Izmir
Stranger: And shit
Stranger: And you disrespected our culture and values
You: what the fuck is this helter skelter bullshit?
You: well they dont repsect our values
Stranger: But, you cannot change the fact that we fucked you in the wars
You: time for an ethnic clensing
Stranger: Hahahs
Stranger: Thats why we sent millions of Armenians and Greeks back to their home country while being escorted by the ottoman soldiers
Stranger: Suck my cock
You: nah fam
You: i dont suck dirty turk dick
Stranger: We fucked you guys when you slaughtered Turkish people in Cyprus
Stranger: There is no Armenian genocide
You: sure, and theres no holocaust right?
You: and no 9/11
Stranger: ldgf
Stranger: But there is Holocaust and 9/11
You: yeah
You: but
You: you denying the armenian genocide is basically like denying the holocaust and 9/11
Stranger: But you cannot change the fact that Al-Qaida is an American creation
Stranger: Nah
You: okay
You: im not american
Stranger: Ik
Stranger: You are M right?
You: yeah
Stranger: You liar
You: yeah well
Stranger: You tried to fool me
You: id rather be a liar
You: than be a turk
Stranger: Just like your Armenian genocide bh like Greeks
Stranger: Like come on
Stranger: History is history
You: yeah
You: so you agree with me that the armenian genocide did happen?
Stranger: Anyways
Stranger: It did not
You: it did
Stranger: Simply not
You: later fuckwad | 05b8440b325f4c2e | 20201107223614 |
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You: Brutus turn off the goddamn text to type thingay its interrupting my conc
You: Ok Yor ood
You: Hello
Stranger: Hi
You: Sorry about that
Stranger: Its cool
You: My name is midas
Stranger: Hi Midas
Stranger: How old are you
You: 52 and proud (not really)
Stranger: Lol
Stranger: Then m 97 n proud too
You: Oh dear
You: Well now what
Stranger: dont know
Stranger: Where do you come from
You: Canopy Canyon
You: A pretty island
Stranger: Wow that sounds like a nice island
You: It is Yo ots of homes and people and rivers
You: There is the occasional space time collapse but it aint much
You: My friends from earth are stuck in a void as we speak
You: Well i guess i could say my friends from your world
Stranger: Wow didnt know u were an alien
You: Alien?
You: No
Stranger: What kind of alien species are you
You: Im a human like you Yo ut from another eartg3 Yor arth
You: In another dimension
Stranger: thought there was only one earth
You: Every dimension has a different earth with different people
You: And midas isnt just my name
Stranger: So how many dimensions are there
You: We dont exactly know
Stranger: Its not your name?
You: It is
You: But have you heard of the golden touch?
Stranger: So how is earth3 different from earth 1
You: Not much
Stranger: No havent...what is that
You: The only real difference is everything is cartoony and strange stuff happens
You: The gold touch is pretty self explanatory
Stranger: Sounds like your narrating a movie
You: No
You: Not that famous ha
Stranger: So your not gonna explain to me what itis ?
You: Its basically whatever i touch turns gold on my command
Stranger: Why are does it happen only to you
You: was cursed
Stranger: By who
You: Or born with it idk
Stranger: So you eat good too?
Stranger: Gold
You: No
You: Only the stuff i want to turn gold turnd gold
Stranger: So thats not a curse
You: guess
Stranger: Its a blessing
You: Its also a blessing for my agents
You: Haha
Stranger: Why do you have agents
You: They get paid well
You: run an agency
Stranger: Whats it called
You: The agency
You: Never really had a name i guess
Stranger: What does it do
You: We solve local problems and defend our island
Stranger: From what
You: There are many threats that approach us
You: Such as monsters, robots, darkness, bad weather, etc
Stranger: So your like in a movie
You: guess
You: Whats it like on your world
Stranger: Well 1m my world, we have this thing called COVID-19
You: Is it a good thing or a bad thing
Stranger: It has its advantages and disadvantages
Stranger: But its a bad thing
You: Is it a person
You: Or a monster
You: Or something else
Stranger: No its a virus
You: Oh
Stranger: Doesnt really seem like a bad thing at first, but it causes a lot of damage
You: Also funny story. have a strong british accent even though we were all born on the same island
You: My friend brutus has a russian accent
Stranger: So the island is not in Britain?
You: No
You: We dont have a britain here but ive heard good about it
Stranger: The only think know about the British accent is that they dont pronounce their tOs
You: Well you are right there ha
Stranger: dont know what accent have
You: Well do you guys have monsters on your world
Stranger: Yh we do
You: Ooh what kind
Stranger: A lot of them
Stranger: We have the racist kind and so many others too
You: Ooh ive heard of them
You: They make fun of people of color right?
Stranger: They treat people who are not their color differently
You: Thats awful
Stranger: Yes it is
Stranger: Good thing your world doesnt have these kind of monsters
You: Good indeed
You: There is one strange thing though
You: Every time someone goes out sailing to find another island they always end up here again
Stranger: So its like a time loop?
You: guess you could say that
Stranger: So your stuck in your world?
You: Another odd thing to note is that every ten years our island dissapears and we get a new one
You: Yes
Stranger: Wow thats interesting
Stranger: So how many islands have you been on
You: But on the tenth year we go to the island previous of the one we lost. And agter that its gone for good
You: About 5
Stranger: So sorry for your loss
You: dont know how many there were before me
You: But ive heard tales
Stranger: On the bright side, you guys dont get bored stuck in one island
You: guess
Stranger: Can you tell me one of the tales
You: heard that once our island was a destroyed city that was infested with zombies
You: Only 7 survived
Stranger: Whoa thats scary
You: They then went on to build a town where i was born
You: And most of my other friends
You: And we went on from there
Stranger: So the 7 people escaped or did they kill all the zombies?
You: They killed them all and rebuilt society
You: But a few years later the xombies returned and completely destroyed the town.
You: Only half of the population surviced
Stranger: Whoa what a twist
Stranger: did not expect that
You: Eventually all of the zombies died off and were never seen again
You: was too young to remember that
Stranger: So glad they didnt hurt you
You: Me too Yo ly parents didnt make it though
You: One of the seven survivors from the original attack helped me out
Stranger: m so sorry about you loss f
You: Its okay
You: Thank you
Stranger: Youre welcome
You: A few years later i found a nice wife and settled down
You: And we had a daughter
Stranger: Thats amazing
You: But my wife left a few years back and never was heard of again
You: My daughter is mature now
You: She had her mom through most of her life
Stranger: Thats so sad
Stranger: Okay thats good that her mom was there for ger
You: She met an old friend of mine and you kinda get the rest of it from there
You: Now she doesnt talk to me
You: They are around the same age
Stranger: So sorry you had to go thru all that
You: Its okay
You: Im happy to see my little one with a child of her own..
Stranger: Oh so you have a grandkid
Stranger: Thats amazing
You: Her name is quite interesting
You: Its laguna
Stranger: Never heard of a name like it
Stranger: What does it mean
You: My daughter is jules and her husbands name is jones
You: dont know really
You: But it sounds pretty
Stranger: It is pretty
You: spend most nights with my friends
You: Jules and jones were considering moving out because they thought it was too dangerous but they quickly changed their minds
Stranger: So they now live with you at your house?
You: No they have their own
You: live in my agency
You: My agents have their own houses though
Stranger: Do you get tired from living at your job site?
You: Not really
You: Its pretty nice here
You: Theres a pool and a bar and lots of food
You: And a big bedroom
Stranger: That sounds great
Stranger: Well its really late hear
You: Same for me
You: Wait i never caught your name
Stranger: So 1m going to bed
Stranger: Oh my name is comfort
You: Thats a unique name
Stranger: Thank you
You: Anyways i will treasure this conversation
Stranger: It was a great conversation
You: bless you comfort
Stranger: Thank you for your time
You: No problem
Stranger: Thanks
Stranger: Well goodnight Midas
You: Goodnight
You: Have a nice sleep
You: Bye my friend
Stranger: Thank you Bi
Stranger: One more thing
You: Yes?
Stranger: m actually 17!
You: Young and impressionable huh
You: Dont waste your life like i did
You: #
Stranger: You got any advice for me ?
You: Every second counts. Dont take the people who love you for granted. And always. ALWAYS know that you matter. Even when times are tough just remember this. Midas is there for you aA rea
You: Even in different dimensions
Stranger: That was so sweet and will treasure this for the rest of my life EH
You: goodnight my friend. Love from canopy canyon
Stranger: Goodnight and love from Texas
You: Buh bye
Stranger: 4 | 05cc2e4c81f7e273 | 20201124054908 |
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Stranger: M
You: F
Stranger: Age?
You: 19
You: You
Stranger: Nicee
Stranger: am 20
You: Nice
Stranger: Bbc
You: Ha?
Stranger: 8.5 inches
You: GEIBIIE2)
Stranger: You horny?
You: Ya
Stranger: You like black?
You: Ya like
Stranger: Nicee... am stroking rn slowly...
You: Yeah BYE
You: Its too big na!
Stranger: R u touching yourself?
You: Ya my fingers into my
Stranger: can help you babe
You: Do it please 3
Stranger: Open your legs wide
Stranger: Be my slut babe...
You: Yea widen my legs
You: Yah please , make me your slut
Stranger: Moving in slowly ESE
You: The whore you fuck hard yahh
Stranger: Thumb rubbing your clit...
Stranger: And face in
You: Oucch yummm
Stranger: Sucking... E22) E23) EL) EAE EaS EES 228)
You: Spit on me awhh
Stranger: Middle 2 fingers
You: Oucchh fuck shitt
Stranger: IE)RYEETEEESIETSes5 eee 224)
Stranger: Stretching your hole..
Stranger: All 4 fingers in
You: Awwwh dammnnn nooo ouch
You: Shit ouchh
Stranger: Thumb on clit...
Stranger: Other hand on your neck...
You: Rub uhhh
Stranger: Shaking you faster
You: Ahhh fuck . Im so fucking horny awh
You: Make me ur bitch auhhh
You: EE)
You: Ok.bye | 05e70bbe2fd99f04 | Fuck | 20210701210523 |
Stranger: F
You: m
Stranger: Hey
You: how r you?
Stranger: Good thanks you?
You: Which country?
Stranger: Scotland wbu?
You: Bangladesh
You: what;s your name? | 05e835f8df97db26 | Love | 20180504045306 |
Stranger: Hi
You: yay
You: god
You: kek
Stranger: Whats kek
You: hmm how to describe
You: what would you do if you knew the truth about childmarriage
You: and find it degenrate nd instead doing gal 5
You: you want justify youre ways
Stranger: Be disgusted
You: and how you would solve it
Stranger: Ban it?
You: already happened 100 years ago
Stranger: Apply punishments for those who do it
You: already there
Stranger: In every country?
You: how does it relate?
Stranger: Are you saying it exists in countries which have banned it?
You: am i?
Stranger: Are you?
You: but am i?
Stranger: Im asking
You:
Stranger: In every country?
Stranger: ?
You: what you dont get?
Stranger: If youre saying it exists in countries which have banned it
You: where did i?
You: you make no sense?
Stranger: You fucking dick, do you believe that, YES OR no?
Stranger: Fucking atheists are so retarded | 05f055b651954407 | god | 20190825144737 |
Stranger: show me boobs
You: Its not qualified on this site baby
Stranger: is it flat?
You: Read the rules baby | 05ff246c6aa83b7a | 20210517064902 |
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You: Hey!
Stranger: Hello!
Stranger: soooo have you seen Hamilton
You: :000 yes
Stranger: no wAy DUDE
You: yEs
You: loVe thelr soNgs
Stranger: im seeing it in september
Stranger: ive listened to it so many times like
You: WHAT NO WAY!! :00
Stranger: ITS SO GOOOOD
You: IKR
You: MEAN WAY BETTER THAN ME HISTORY CLASS!!
Stranger: legit have the worst history class ever dont get me started
You: Sad
You: leam more than my history class
Stranger: its my first class of the day and the only way i get through it is by listening to the entire first act before school starts
Stranger: same dude
You: Sweet!
You: Im glad found you! Whats your name!
Stranger: Laine, whats yours?
You: Metzi, nice ti meet you!
You: Well
Stranger: You too!
You: People call me Pepsi too
Stranger: lol any reason?
You: Well
You: One is that it rhymes my name
You: Two well because love pepsi
Stranger: gotcha
Stranger: i mean im more of a coke person dont hate me
You: Its ok i respect that
Stranger: which country are you from
Stranger: *?
You: United States
Stranger: Same
You:o
You: Do you have twitter?
Stranger: i actually dont which is kind of weird
Stranger: Im the type of person who would tho Imao
You: Lmao
Stranger: ok important question
Stranger: do you like dogs
You: YES AHHH
Stranger: LOVE DOGS SO MUCH
Stranger: i had to make sure
You: never had a pet before in my life
Stranger: really? aw that sucks
You: Its sad but watch dog videos and beg my mom for one
Stranger: relateable
Stranger: i have a dog she just sleeps all day
You: Hah
Stranger: i also like cats but im allergic to them soi could never own one
You: Well that sucks
Stranger: yeah but its chilli can admire from afar
You: Aww
Stranger: :)
You: Well have a twitter account!
You: My DMS are free and we can always talk to each other!
You: PepsiTheSoda **
Stranger: nice! ill consider getting one
You: Sweet!
You: have to go now :(
Stranger: okay, it was cool meeting you!
You: Aww you too!
Stranger: byeeee
You: Bye ** | 06041a8889b1e364 | 20170215025012 |
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You: Hello.
Stranger: yo
You: How was your day?
Stranger: pretty good, actually. You?
You: Not the best.
Stranger: oh dear
You: Yeah...too many people trying to fuck.
Stranger: ugh know right?
You: At least you didnt ask asfo and then disconnect immediately afterward.
Stranger: yeah. find that kinda annoying Imao
You: Me too...:/
Stranger: youre actually the first person Ive found today who hasnt done that
You: Reallly? Nice!
Stranger: yeah!
You: What do you want to talk about?
Stranger: Idk, Ive only started this Omegle thing recently-
You: OK then...
You: Have you heard of a taur fursona?
Stranger: think Ive heard of them before, yeah
You: Nice :D
Stranger: yeah :D
Stranger: Ive been thinking about making one, actually. Their designs are neat
You: Yeah.
You: have one actually.
Stranger: really?
You: Yep :)
Stranger: got any pics of it on any social medias?
You: Nope... cant even draw. :(
Stranger: ah. Im sure you could with practice
You: guess so...
Stranger: yea
You: Have you heard of a modular fursona?
Stranger: actually havent,
You: Hmmm...
You: Its basically where your fursona can detach their own limbs and head.
Stranger: yooo thats rad
You: Is it?
Stranger: think so
You: genjoy it too myself.
Stranger: neat
You: Do you like TF?
Stranger: havent played it myself, no. (if youre talking about team fortress- think thats what youre talking about-)
You: Transformation.
Stranger: ocooooh
Stranger: think its rather neat. Ive never really had a character who can transform, but Ive seen some rad stuff with it
You: Oh?
You: My character is spectacular at it.
Stranger: oh really?
You: Yep.
Stranger: rad
You: He can turn from his normal kitty self to a blender in one second.
Stranger: oh neat
You: Or pretty much anything else.
You: You name it.
Stranger: woah
You: feel like Im just bragging...
Stranger: nah, would do the same if had actually cool characters
You: So do apparently.
Stranger: hah, yeah
You: Sooo...
You: What else should we discuss?
Stranger: hmm... idk. My oc is just a griffon- but instead of the cool animals its a house cat and a budgie
You: Hm...
You: Welp, Im out of ideas.
Stranger: as am I-
You: Nice talking to you, guess...
Stranger: nice talking to you as well, dude
You: Just remember this
You: The greatest day of your life is always today.
Stranger: awe.. thats nice..
You: Thanks.
You: Talk to you soon
Stranger: ah alright. Ttyl
You: bye | 061b75d5d49d61bc | furries | 20201107224742 |
Stranger: howdy bitch
You: im good. yall?
Stranger: great
You: good, i suppose
Stranger: yep
Stranger: u play video games
You: i do
Stranger: nice
You: u?
Stranger: ye
You: i can tell
You: because of the sheer level of autism in the room
Stranger: Imao | 061e11b18e6f3b23 | 20180102134943 |
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You: fuck, youre tight louis groans as he streams defenceless
Stranger: Stream Defenceless by Niall Horan
You: HELP????
Stranger: 😂😂
You: 🧎‍♀️ | 061f38d9637a1398 | louis tomlinson | 20210206171256 |
Stranger: helloo
You: hi
Stranger: 18 female here
You: 20 male
Stranger: homy?
Stranger: do u wanna get dirty on web cam?
You: ya babe
Stranger: kivat.win/3GJgx..
Stranger: its my stream | 061f839d11145f9c | 20170220060031 |
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Stranger: m
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You: BYE!
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You: AND YEAH SORRY!
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Stranger: STAND WITH HONG KONG AGAINST THE CCP!
You: STAND WITH HONG KONG AGAINST THE ccP! | 0620426f964200b5 | 20210921003641 |
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You:
Stranger: Oi oi
You: O! Oll
Stranger: Awwwwwww Your: i love short king
You: so whats your fav song by him
Stranger: Give him a break he is big
You: lol
Stranger: like uhm only the brave
You: same and i like fearless
Stranger: Ahbh yeah
You: no joke m watching louis out of context
Stranger: Same
You: he is way too cute
Stranger: True ahhhhhh
Stranger: u are talking in facts
You: yes
Stranger: Are u a larrie BH
You: yes
Stranger: Ahhhhh
Stranger: luv u
You: luvu2
You: wait???
You: idk
You: lol
Stranger: huh
Stranger: if u have enough money wot would you buy?
You: ummm. every louis tomlinson style merch ora larry stylinson shirt.
Stranger: And which Louis March?
Stranger: merch oops
You: ummm like a phone case
Stranger: okay thanks
You: np
You: ig
You: k byee | 06237be7f58c1feb | louis tomlinson | 20210727191204 |
You: hi
Stranger: Whatsup, 21/F, Message me on IG! http://meetlove21.win/stephanie | 0625b102064c31e4 | 20180706033028 |
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You: Maybe
You: How old are u
Stranger: Maybe
Stranger: 16
You: Oh really
You: im truning 16 too nehe
Stranger: Yea
You: feb 15 ;8
You: ;)
Stranger: Thats cool
You: Heeey
You: Where are u 🥺
You: Lmao | 0628657187789dba | philippines | 20210211070352 |
You: ola
Stranger: hola
Stranger: edad
You: soy venesolano
You: aquda
You: digo
You: ayuda
Stranger: argentino
You: no estudio
Stranger: edad
Stranger: 15
Stranger: y tu
You: 58
You: lol | 0629ba48f1d1cb87 | 20181201082747 |
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You: Hey there homie
Stranger: whats uppp
You: You like memes?
You: You wanna see them die?
Stranger: sureee my dude, what about you
You: No
You: do
Stranger: oh
You: But no-one wants them to die Yo oO sub you pewdiepie
You: To
Stranger: yeahh thats understandable, yep im already subbed
You: Nice nice, a fellow 9 year old. Just trying to spread the good word of our meme Lord
You: Appreciate what you are doing
Stranger: good job my dude, im sure pewds would be proud
You: Trying man, trying my damnest
Stranger: we cant lose to t-series
You: You get anyone on here to sub? Im trying now. Thats my mission lol
Stranger: yeah ive actually gotten many people to
You: Even the 1 or 2 here and there works... Ive made about 15 accounts already, trying to find different routes now
You: Nice nice. Sweet shit
Stranger: wow, thats amazing, respect to you my guy
You: Oh and bro, even if t series does get a head start on pewds, dont mean we cant beat them to 100m. So even if we lose soon, we can still win the war to the first one to 100m
Stranger: thats very, very true
You: So dont get all worried about the sub gap. We still got this fellow bro. Ty
Stranger: np! keep up the good work!
You: Love you. Much respect! Gotta get back out there tho, time is wasting lol
Stranger: yeah! good luck! i believe in you
You: Not me.....US! The bro army!
Stranger: yes!! omg youre so positive i love it Imao
You: *brofist* Ma-hah! | 0633cd8d1fb2ddf4 | memes | 20201107223532 |
You: Jack Holmes (12) hopped off the bus onto a derelict looking bus stop with a large warehouse behind it, his destination for today. Behind him he felt his little sister, Katies (6), hand slip into his and he swallowed thickly but marched on ahead while Katie hurried to keep up. This had to go well today. Mum would know something was up and probably batter them when they got home if they didnt do this, and with no father around this was their only option. Not that he wanted a father around. All he knew about his father was that his name was Sherlock and thats as much as he wanted to know. Probably just some drug addicted shithead like his Mum. A consulting criminal could get rid of their Mum forever and he had found the best in the business, ensure himself and his sister never had to deal with adults anymore. Jim Moriarty was supposed to be in this warehouse, and he cautiously stepped inside with his little sister anxiously trailing after.
Stranger: The sound of small feet on the floor caught Jims attention and he looked up from the piles of paper he was going through. My my, arent you out late, the Irishman trilled with some amusement as he looked over the two little children. Does your mother know that youre out?
You: Katie hid and pressed in close to her brother, hiding her face in the worn teddy bear she held so closely. Jack breathed out carefully, swallowing and forcing himself to edge forward. He needed to be brave. Why do you care? His mother knowing where they were never really happened, not like she would care...well maybe she would if she knew what they were doing. You-You Jim Moriarty? He asked, bright blue eyes finally looking over at him.
Stranger: Jim decided to drop the act and his face fell back into a shadow. I dont. Youre right, he shrugged and started rustling with papers again, considering if killing the brats would be worth the clean up. The sound of his name got his interest though. Whereve you heard that name, boy? he asked without looking up. Dont you know thats the boogie man. Dont mess with that.
You: Jack watched him carefully. Im 12, not 8. Theres no such thing as the boogie man. He replied as Katie relaxed. She had believed the scary man. I..1 know your a consulting criminal..you make people disappear, right? He knew this had to be Moriarty, this was the man they were looking for.
Stranger: I do. But for a price. You two wont be able to pay, Jim shrugged and glanced at them both. Children of a junkie, no doubt. There was abuse involved. If Jim still had a heart he might take pity on them. But they were 20 years too late for that sort of freebie. Go home, children. Run along and count yourself lucky that Im in a good mood or youd be dead.
You: Jack protectively wrapped an arm around Katie as she held on tighter worriedly. We could pay you...How much? Ill find a way to make the money. The boy insisted, hating that all his plans could be destroyed just like that. He wouldnt give up so easily. Katie wanted to go though, frightened by the man and tugging on her brothers arm but Jack shook her off. The movement made her drop her teddy bear and the toy rolled over to Jims feet. On the tag though there was a name to let everyone know that this bear belonged to one Katie Holmes.
Stranger: Jim watched the kids with some amusement until the teddy fell down. He considered kicking it back to the child but spotted the tag with the last name. The boy did look familiar. Chuckling, he shifted his entire body posture into a relaxed stance. His eyes warmed and a smile that looked genuine came to his lips as he picked up the teddy and took the few strides that it took to get to the children, kneeling down to get to the girls eye level. Katie, is that your name? he asked softly as he held the teddy out for her to take.
You: The panicked Katie backed up, her own wide blue eyes staring up at him. Even bent he was still taller than the tiny girl. Abuse and neglect had slowed her growth. She had gotten Sherlocks curls while Jack had his dark hair, both inheriting his pale skin and eyes. Jack snatched the bear instead and handed it back to his sister, nodding. Well, will you help us? He asked. Whats so funny?
Stranger: Nothing, kid, Jim purred softly and reached over to pet Katie but thought better of it. Nothing funny about abuse. Now, tell me. Who is it that you want gone?
You: Katie flinched, squeezing her teddy tight. Grown ups were scary. How do you know? Jack asked immediately, though it was pretty obvious. Both were so skinny and malnourished, wearing old and worn clothes. Jacks were obviously from charity shops and Katies were hand-me-downs from her brother. We...We want our Mum gone. He nearly hesitated saying it. It was a big step.
Stranger: Jim shrugged a bit and didnt bother answer the first question. Your.. Well, Im not even going to grace her with that word. Give me an address and she will be gone. Tell me, though. Is your father there to take care of you? he asked and let his head tilt slightly to the side.
You: Really? Jack looked shocked. How much? I thought you said you wouldnt... What had changed? We dont have a dad...well we do but hes a druggie.. At least thats what Mum said. He knew nothing else about him. We dont want to live with adults anymore anyway. All useless. He had grown to resent them.
Stranger: Jim chuckled. Youre 12. If you dont live with adults, you will be taken away by the government and separated, darling. dont say its right, but it is what they do, he said matter of factly. Katie there is a cute little thing. Shell get adopted sooner or later. Youre too old. The system will fail you and youll be in and out of foster homes. But how about you guys stay here. Ill only be around when Im working and you can be more or less in peace, he mused softly. They could talk more about the father later on. Jim was almost certain who the man was and the children could be useful to him. So hed play nice. As for the payment.. well, we will talk about that later. It wont be something you cant overcome. He nodded to the girl. had a sister once. Katie. Cute name.
You: Jack glared. Well what if we just refuse to go into foster care? Tell them to piss off.. He hoped it could be that easy. Katie whimpered at the thought of being split up. She didnt want to be cute if it meant getting separated. We cant stay here. Its dangerous. The boy continued as he hushed his sister. Who knew what kind of people would come here? Look dont care if you had a sister...just..will you really make Mum disappear?
Stranger: They will use force to take you. Ive seen it happen many times. And what is worse, thats the better of the options. Life on the streets is hard, he hummed softly. He looked the two over. I could take you to one of my safe houses. Nobody will come looking there. Youll each get a warm bed to sleep in... he pondered before he nodded. I will, yes.
You: Wait, wait...We dont want to live with any adult. Jack insisted as Katie kind of hoped that they would find some adult to live with. She didnt want to get separated or live on the road...but she would never say that to Jack. Things were scary enough as it was and they were doing a scary thing but having a bed would at least help. All youll do is boss us around! They cant force us apart... Though his confidence was wearing. He was not big enough yet to really fight off a fully grown adult.
Stranger: Boss you around? Jim repeated before he started laughing. No, honey. No. will rarely even be in the flat if at all. Ill leave one of my numbers for you to call if you need me but other than that youll barely notice me around. Im not exactly keen on being a parent. He looked to Katie. What do you say, princess? Do you want a room of toys and nice clean clothes?
You: Jack could see Katies eyes widen at the mention of toys before she forced herself to remember he might lie...still she longed for it. Jack frowned. Dont laugh at me! You...You wont be around.. That made it even more tempting. Why are you offering? Why do yo care? The boy questioned. It had not been what he was expecting.
Stranger: had shitty parents myself, kid, Jim shrugged and walked back to his table. Call it delayed justice or call it cold blooded murder, dont care either way. Ill send somebody to get her tonight and then drive you to the safe house.
You: Jack watched carefully again before bending to Katie. He told her quietly to wait there before he followed Jim to the desk...So you really will kill her. How? Make it hu He didnt want his sister to hear this part of the conversation. She was too young and still believed and wished for Mum to love her but Jack knew that would never happen.
Stranger: Jim chuckled softly and nodded. Oh was planning on it, he purred and pushed some of the papers away out of the childs view. What is your name, boy?
You: Jack.. The boy eventually mumbled. I want her to hurt like she hurt us..show me when youre done. He had a deep rage inside him, one that made him so angry sometimes. It wasnt fair, his life wasnt fair. He wanted to destroy everything bad in it...If..If we stay in your flat well only stay for a few weeks..
Stranger: Jim looked the kid over, slightly surprised by the request. But perhaps more amused than anything. Oh dear me... Jack, you do surprise me. Which is not easy nowadays.. he purred and took a deep breath. Youre free to go whenever you want. Youre not prisoners.
You: Jack nodded slightly again. He needed to see, make sure the deed was done, hoping to make himself feel better too. But dont show Katie...and if you dare hurt or scare her well be leaving.. He was fiercely protective. His sister was one of the few good things in his life. he then swiftly turned back and was bent by his sister once more, gently explaining to her how they would live in Jims flat for a little bit and that Mummy would be gone as the girl hugged her teddy, looking tired.
Stranger: Jim watched the two with a suppressed chuckle. He pulled his phone out and texted Sebastian to change the plans for the evening and his head sniper was headed to get tid of the woman. It would be a bloody mess. Jim knew that already, so he was rather looking forward to it. He glanced over at the children and sighed. Does she need to be taken home?
You: Jack had picked Katie up now since she was so small. Home to where? He wasnt sure which one he was talking about. Shes tired. Come to think of it they both were. It was all very exhausting and Katie just hoped that Jack was right, that everything would be better once Mummy went away. Maybe she might even come back then and love them instead she hoped.
Stranger: To the safe house, silly, Jim chuckled and packed his things away before he grabbed his coat and the car keys. Come along then. Ill take you there. When was the last time you had a proper meal? he asked absently as he walked past Jack.
You: Jack was reminded of how hungry he was, his stomach growling. Shrugging he heard Katies stomach rumbling too. The children shivered in the cold air once outside and there light jackets. Define decent meal.. Did toast count. He followed behind Jim, his heart racing. This was all actually happening.
Stranger: Food. Jim simply said but already knew the answer. It was clear, just looking at the kids was enough to give it away. They were starved. Sighing, he shook his head. How about we grab some take out on the way. ANything you like, pizza, Chinese, Vietnamese, whatever?
You: Jack raised an eyebrow. Pizzas okay. He muttered cautiously, quietening down as his mind raced on the inside, so full of questions and curiosity. He hoped he had done the right thing. Once they got in the car he kept Katie close as they bundled in, waiting to see if this pizza thing really did get ordered.
Stranger: Jim took his phone out and called one of the pizza joints that owed him. He ordered one large pizza for the kids to share before hanging up. One of his goonies would pick it up and bring it to the safe house for them. So Jim just concentrated on getting the kids back to the building. You can take my room. dont sleep much anyways, he muttered as he pulled up outside and packed the car.
You: Katie had rested in the car and when they finally arrived both childrens eyes widened. It was very different from the council house they lived in. Theyd never been anywhere so fancy. Getting out of the car Katie made sure she had her teddy. Its a cool house.. The boy eventually offered. You got lost of money?
Stranger: Like said, dont do anything for free. A normal disappearance will cost somewhere between 25.000 and 50.000 quid per head, Jim chuckled. Ive got a couple of presidents in my pockets.. And the royal family. And a few more that shall not be named, he shrugged and smiled. Ready to step inside?
You: Shit. Jacks mouth nearly dropped open at the price. It would take him years to pay him back..but he tried not to worry about that for now. The royal family...he nodded and started to follow him in with Katie. Some day Im gonna earn lots of money like that.. He would get everything he never had.
Stranger: Jim looked him over with an air of amusement. Will you, now.. he muttered and kicked his shoes off before he headed into the lounge and sat down in a high backed chair, motioning for the children to sit wherever they wanted. Your pizza should be here any minute now. Id prefer if you dont get the place too dirty. prefer it clean. He looked the children over and scrunched his nose slightly. And you two should clean up after dinner too. We will get you proper clothes tomorrow.
You: The children copied and kicked off their shoes too, revealing holes in their socks. They were dirty and Katies curls matted. Hygiene was not high on the list of priorities. Wait, we have clothes, dont want to be owing you for new ones. The boy stepped in with a scowl as he glanced around the lounge. Both remained standing as if nearly afraid to sit.
Stranger: Youd rather owe me for new clothes than a new sofa, Jim said calmly. Besides, we dont want neighbours to think that youre a pair of street urchins that have broken in and call the police. Once we get you two fixed up we can tell them youre my niece and nephew and thats that. By the way, when we live here, dont use the name Moriarty. Itd be a hassle to explain, he said coolly and motioned for them to take a seat. You can sit... he looked down to their feet and let out a sigh. He got up and went to geta pair of slippers for each of them and handed them to Jack. There we go. That will do for now.
You: Jack took the slippers and chose a place to sit far away from Jim. Katie joined him, her little legs jutting out off the side of the couch. They put the slippers on. You dont want anyone to know who you are? What do we call you then? Jacks eyes darted around, looking at everything.
Stranger: If you live the way do you make a lot of enemies, darling. Im not in the mood to have a bunch of people come running to kill me every other day. That is also why change locations often. When you leave from here, this place will be off the list, he said with a light shrug. As for what you can call me, My neighbours here call me Rich.
You: Rich... Jack found that amusing. He certainly was rich. You gonna show us where the bedrooms are? He wanted to see the rest of the house. It was pretty nice and it was warm. He stood again and Katie copied, nearly falling over as the slippers were too big.
Stranger: Jim stood up and opened a door toa long hall with three doors on each side. The first door lead to an office that was ornately decorated and had shelves with books and files from floor to ceiling. Despite that it was clean and tidy. This is where work whenever am home. You two are not allowed in there. am only showing you know to satisfy your curiousity, he said firmly before he shut the door. Other than that room, you can play around wherever you want. He then headed to the next door and opened it into a huge bathroom with a large tub in the middle of the room. Next to that was a bedroom that Jim used as storage for things that no longer held any importance. On the other side of the hall, the master bedroom took up most of the space. The bed was big enough to have three grown ups sleep comfortably in it though Jim didnt all care to share with people when he did sleep. With the bedroom came an en suite that was slightly smaller than the main bathroom. The room next to had been turned into a walk in closet with Jims different suits and outfits that he used for undercover jobs. The styles ranged widely from one end of the spectrum to the other but was sorted carefully. The last room was a astronomy studio with star maps and a telescope that was stronger than any normal person really needed. The kitchen is on the other side of the lounge. Again, you can play in all rooms but my office. do request that you not destroy my suits or my telescope.
You: You have a lot of suits. Jack commented as they moved around before finishing in the room with the large roof window to gaze at the stars. It was night and you could see them now. He watched as Katie seemed fascinated, staring up at the sky for a long while. She was pretty sure stars were magic if you wished hard enough. Slipping off the slippers which she kept tripping up in she cautiously crept further into the room. What about school? Jack had then looked at Jim once more. Do we still have to go so the police wont come around?
Stranger: Jim watched the girl and couldnt help cracking a smile. He pulled a chair over so she could look through the telescope before he turned to Jack and pulled out his phone. To the headmaster. Jack and Katie Holmes will be excused from school as of today due to a family emergency. They will be receiving home tuition until further notice. Thank you. Signed by your mother once my darling tiger has had a stern talk with her, Jim read with a smirk. The letter will be delivered to the school tomorrow morning. So you have until then to decide whether or not you wish to continue school or not for now.
You: Katie cautiously climbed up the chair to get a better view, sitting and watching as Jack looked at the phone. He nodded. We dont want to go back. School is shit anyway. They got teased and besides he already knew everything they thought there. He folded his arms. Does tiger work for you?
Stranger: Jim chuckled softly. Yeah, school never taught me anything either. Funny how that goes. For a while actually did work as a math professor but the students were too dumb to teach, he sighed and shook his head in defeat. He smirked and nodded. Basher Moran. Yes. call him tiger because of some lovely scars he got from one.
You: Yeah well most teachers are too dumb to teach too, believe whatever anyone says without thinking. Jack listened. At least Jim didnt treat him like a child. He took his eye off Katie as she busied with trying to peer through the telescope, up on her tippy toes and bending forward but the movement unbalanced the chair. Suddenly there was a loud bang as the chair and the girl crashed down onto the floor.
Stranger: Oh agree there.. Another reason quit was the lack of brains in the department.. he trailed off at the sound of the girl falling and turned around to look at her, raising a brow. Well, that isnt good..
You: Katie hit her nose and blood gushed out. It took her a moment before tears started to well up. Crap. Jack had rushed to her side to help stand her back up as she began to cry, looking horrified at the mess before stumbling to try and stand the telescope back up. She was afraid Jim would be angry.
Stranger: Jim sighed and went to look through the telescope to assess the damage. It had cracked. He could get it fixed. It would be a bother.. Well, it was a bother, really. Take her to the bathroom and get her cleaned up.. Try not to bleed all over my floors.
You: Dont be mad. She didnt mean to. He used his top to stem the blood flow as Katie sobbed. Both were genuinely worried that Jim would get angry, scared of his reaction as they back out of the door. He tried to lift he rout of there but she panicked and scurried away from him. She had messed up and she was sure everyone would be angry now.
Stranger: Jim just watched the two of them coolly from where he stood, assessing their reactions. Sighing he shook his head. No. Not now. Hed have to play nice. Just get her cleaned up. Ill have it repaired tomorrow, he said and waved a hand dismissively at the two of them. Bathroom. Now.
You: Katie. Jack pleaded with her to move and he tried to take her again but she had started to panic, breathing heavily. She always messed everything up. I-Im sorry. There was a tiny squeak of a voice from the little girls mouth, desperate to make it all better. I- brokeded it.
Stranger: Jim watched the children for a while longer and sighed as he walked over and picked the girl up to carry her to the bathroom. No. You didnt brokeded it. You cracked the lens. It can be fixed. Ill handle it, he said and put her down next to the sink and get some paper towels out. He gently tipped her head back and wet the tissues and pressed them gently to her nose. Dont worry about it now.
You: Jack froze as Jim picked her up, tensing and quickly following as Katie held her breath...but all he did was carry her to bathroom. The tears kept coming but she tilted her head...How wasnt he angry? It was very confusing. Youre really not angry? Jack asked in shock.
You: ((Really sorry have to go now, anyway we could continue this via email or create a tag on here?))
Stranger: ((Of course. My mail is fifiisboredgmail.com Im not on here too often, so mail would be better :) ))
You: ((Okay cool, will email you the log now and we can continue there! Thanks so much!))
Stranger: ((The pleasure is all mine, trust me! Ill send my reply there, then!)) | 0637897d8a969994 | parentlock, Sherlock | 20180409134642 |
You: hiiiii
Stranger: Hi
Stranger: Asl
You: are you real?
Stranger: Ya
You: m 19vermont
You: you?
Stranger: F 18 Kansas
You: wanna talk dirty?
Stranger: K
You: ?
Stranger: You horny
You: yes, are you
Stranger: want to suck you off
Stranger: How long
You: 6.5
Stranger: Wow
You: lol yea its aight
Stranger: Sweet so
You: i want you to suck me off
Stranger: ohhh yeah
Stranger: So what do you want to do to me
You: what are you in to
Stranger: Anything you want
You: i wanna fuck the shit out of you
You: so hard
Stranger: What do you want me to call u
You: daddy, you fucking cumslut
Stranger: K
Stranger: Role play?
You: yea sure
Stranger: Theme
You: idk, what do you want
Stranger: dont care
Stranger: just want to talk dirty
You: surely you have a preference cause idrk myself
Stranger: Rape
You: lol are you serious
Stranger: dont know
You: you like being dominated?
Stranger: Ya like big strong sexy men
You: well lucky for you thats pretty much me
Stranger: Cool
You: ok so youre walking down the street and its very late
Stranger: Ok
Stranger: Then what happens
Stranger: Hello?
You: Then you notice...
You: that ive been following you fora while
Stranger: Ok
You: (sorry i was getting a laptop charger) then as aisee no one is around, you suddenly are pushed into an alley wat
You: way*
Stranger: hat where we gonna do it
Stranger: That
You: you start to scream but im so big and strong
You: where do you wanna do it then
You: cause i dont really like it either lol
Stranger: Um what about you take me into a van pra house
You: ok
You: as youre walking all of a sudden you are pulled into a van, then youre tied up as i drive away with you
Stranger: Help please let me go stop!
Stranger: HELP!
You: then we pull up to a nice house and then a bag is put over your head as we walk into the house, but you are wearing a gag so you cant scream for help
Stranger: K
Stranger: Then you handcuff me too a bed
Stranger: And remove the gag
You: then we enter a very cold room, and your nipples get rock hard, then a take out a pair of handcuffs and attach you to the bed
You: then the bag and gag are removed
Stranger: Pls let me go dont do this
Stranger: What are you gonna do to me
You: as you sit on your knees j pull the bag off and right in front of your face is my semi-hard cock
You: you looked shock for a brief moment
Stranger: Ohhhh book
You: what
Stranger: No*
You: aaha
Stranger: Not funny
You: i slap you in the face with my cock
Stranger: Pls Ive never done this before
Stranger: Im not ready
You: islap you again
You: this time with my hand
Stranger: Pls you dont have to
You: yes, ive been following you around for the past week or so and my cock wants you so badly
Stranger: Why are you doing this to me
Stranger: dont even know you
You: because you spoiled little naught bitch needs to be taught a lesson
Stranger: Please
Stranger: Dont
Stranger: Ive never done this
You: Too late, and no one is ever gonna save you, youre gonna be my cumslut forever
Stranger: No please beg you
You: no i want stop,now suck my cock or ill hit you
Stranger: Starts sucking)
You: as you suck my cock it gets bigger and bigger in your mouth
Stranger: Gags
Stranger: Starts fucking my face
You: you start to cry even more
You: just before im about to cum and just before you think its over, istop, you begin to realize that i want more than your mouth
Stranger: Trys to scream hemmilpp
You: you realize im going to fuck you
Stranger: Pls no
Stranger: Ive never done this
You: you try to run away but i catch you
Stranger: Im a virgin
You: thats ok, ill teach you
Stranger: Let go
You: no
You: youre all mine, forever
Stranger: Nooooo start to cry more
You: i start to remove your slutty pink skirt
Stranger: No stop
Stranger: Please
You: its too late
Stranger: No it not
Stranger: Please
You: i stck the tip in, and even though you hate meso much, you realize it feels so good
Stranger: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh
Stranger: It so big
You: then i squeeze myself all the way in
Stranger: Ohhh yes
Stranger: Daddy
You: j start to thrust
Stranger: Ohh yeah
Stranger: Fuck me daddy
You: you begin to like it, so you start swaying your hips into me
Stranger: Is it in the ass or pussy
You: pussy
Stranger: K
Stranger: Ohhhh yeah fuck me daddy
You: secretly you love it somuch
Stranger: Ooohhhhhhhh give it to me
You: your tight pussy feels so good stroking my throbbing cock
Stranger: starts making out
You: as we make out against the wall i start to finger you
Stranger: Mmmmmmm
Stranger: Give it to me
You: you start to stroke me
Stranger: Ohhhh love this Your i stick it back in, as you lay on your back on the bed so you can watch me asi tear you apart
Stranger: Ooohhhhh fuck it so big
You: you like that?
You: you fucking slut
Stranger: Yes daddy Im your bitch
Stranger: love you daddy
You: all of a suuden, i stop
You: you need to beg for more you hot slut
Stranger: Please daddy fuck me hard in the ass Im your slut give me it cowgirl style
Stranger: love u
You: then you lay me on the be and you start to ride me
Stranger: Yeeeesssss
Stranger: Start to bounce
Stranger: Do u love me
You: you bounce up and down as you beg for me
You: i love you so much | 063f843855582592 | Sex | 20180323140145 |
Stranger: hey m usa
You: hey 16f
Stranger: cool
Stranger: 22m
Stranger: whats your name?
You: alexandra
Stranger: im beau
Stranger: where are you from?
You: California lol
Stranger: same here lol
Stranger: what are you up to?
You: nothing wbu
Stranger: laying in bed
Stranger: what do you look like alexandra?
You: dark brown long hair 55
Stranger: hot
Stranger: nice body?
You: yeah
You: lol
Stranger: lolyou know im too old for you right?
You: yeah | 064ed35e85c28fa2 | 20201108025531 |
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Stranger: Hello
You: hi
Stranger: Whats up?
You:nm
You:u??
Stranger: Im here too talk about anything
You: ok
Stranger: Lolm
You: so tell ,e You ie
You: did u ever
You: fucked a dog
Stranger: No have not
Stranger: Have you?
You: nah.. just asking
Stranger: My tum
You: ok
Stranger: Have you ever dragged your feet on the ground then touched people
Stranger: (Socks and carpet)
You: i dont have feet
Stranger: Damn bro
Stranger: Your favorite movie must be
Stranger: Footloose
Stranger: Lol
You: yeah
Stranger: But you cant kick off your Sunday shoes
Stranger: Lol
You: i have like two dicks ......instead of feets
Stranger: Nubs?
Stranger: Yeah same
You: so i walk on dicks....kinda
Stranger: understand
Stranger: Im a ginger have no soul so kinda he same.
You: yup
Stranger: Mmhmm
You: so what ru doin right now
Stranger: YouTube and Omegle
Stranger: Wbu?
You: digging hole and omegle
Stranger: Nice is the body small or big?
Stranger: mean how big of a hole?
Stranger: Wait...
You: like 2 foot long and 3 foot deep
Stranger: Did you fuck the dog anc kill it...
You:no
You: for my daughter dolls
Stranger: Lol
Stranger: Were they creeping you out?
You: they keep staring at me
Stranger: There gonna unbury themself and your gonna wake up surrounded
You: no im changing country
You:i dont take chances
Stranger: Neither do thee always too slim
You: so
You: do u own any dolls
Stranger: Nope
You:u should
Stranger: Im a male and if did there ACTION FIGURES
Stranger: Lol
You: i like action figures
Stranger: Dope
Stranger: used too
You:ihad one... ke 58 tall
You: i find that in someone backyard
Stranger: Dope
You: i dont know....they were searching for this doll for some time
Stranger: Awesome
Stranger: Hide it in the chimney
You: no...i take care of it
Stranger: Great! Name?
You: dollmaster xtereme
You: urs??
Stranger: Fuck yeah! Thats aname
Stranger: My name?
You: yeah
Stranger: Daqaroni and cheese
You: sounds delecious
Stranger: Exactly
Stranger: Thats the point
You: but if i wanna taste it
Stranger: Its gonna taste stale asf
Stranger: See thats the switch up lol
You: oh
You: so
You: do u murder people for fun
Stranger: dont murder them, chain them up
Stranger: By there foot on my bacement bloody
You: and then do what??
Stranger: Im prolly gonna bum for this no lesson too leam but it sure is fun
You: thats a bad habit
You: u need held
You: heip
You: help
Stranger: Not really Id cut there face off and make them eat it
Stranger: Or cut there dicks of and shove them in each others mouth
Stranger: Now what yall talkin about
You: do ur parents still fuck each other
Stranger: Nope divorced my dad disappeared after he left the house when was 13 after he beat my mom
You: ok
Stranger: went too a friends right after :)
You: do u and ur friend fuck each other
Stranger: Lets just say he has no intention on beating anyone again. Lol and nope
Stranger: Hes dead. killed my dad.
Stranger: Last week.
You: and u fucked him...right??
Stranger: i let the dog fuck him
Stranger: Since he hit the dog let the dog fuck him
You: and then u fuck the dog
Stranger: No he came and died in my dad
You: maybe ur dad give birth to doerson
Stranger: Maybe
You: Ike....dog person hybrid shit
You: You
You: im gonna save this
Stranger: Ok
Stranger: Bye :) | 064fdcac97ac29d1 | talking | 20201112024028 |
Stranger: Hey
You: Hey
Stranger: Age?
You: 21
Stranger: 19
You: T or b
Stranger: B
You: T
You: Do you have any roles in mind
Stranger: Roommates, fwb, stepbros, hookup, coworkers wby?
You: Teacher/student,strangers, neighbors
Stranger: Lets do teacher/students
You: Do you want to be the teacher or student
Stranger: Im okay with both why?
You: like to be the student blackmailing the teacher
Stranger: Yeah lets do that, like it
You: Ok can start
Stranger: Great go ahead
You: *! walk into your classroom during lunch and lock the door behind me* hey was hoping you could answer a question for me
Stranger: look away from my phone towards you and reply Yes, what is it? putting my phone down
You: What do you think the principal would say if he found out you had a Fleshlight in your desk?
Stranger: gulp at your question and say Well, I dont know, nothing good think blushing
You: Im talking about whats in the bottom drawer on the left
Stranger: look at you and say Ok, please dont tell him, he cant find out, what do you want? Good grades?
You: Ill take those but theirs something else want *I grin*
Stranger: look at you oblivious and ask What is it?
You: want to show you what dick can do
Stranger: gulp and stay quiet for a few seconds and then say No one can find out about us
You: No one will can keep a secret
Stranger: nod and say Ok then, when and where?
You: Meet me when the parking lot after school and you can drive us back to your house
You: In*
Stranger: nod and say Ok, Ill do that and then show you a picture of my car saying Thats my car Ill wait for you in it
You: Good * open your drawer and take the Fleshlight out and put it in my backpack * Ill keep this for now * then walk out of your classroom*
Stranger: sight as you walk away and feel bad but good at the same time. At the end of the day, walk to my car and enter it, waiting for you
You: *i walk out of the school and see your car and walk to it then sit in the passenger side*
Stranger: put my sit belt on and start driving to my house and ask How did you find out?
You: can pick a lot and was bored * lean over and start to unbuckle your pants*
You: Lock*
Stranger: look at you doing so and start blushing but not complaining
You: Focus on the road* pull out your dick and start playing with it*
Stranger: nod and continue driving, biting my lips as feel my cock hardening
You: *! start stroking it and use my other hand to play with your balls*
Stranger: Fuck thats good say as speed up a bit, and after 30 seconds we arrive at my place
You: * give your balls a squeeze then step out of the car * lets head inside
Stranger: zip my pants up and take out my keys, opening the door for us and the closing it again
You: *! walk in and take a deep breath* nice place wheres the bedroom
Stranger: Thanks, this way say as lead you to my bedroom and ask You like it?
You: Yeah * set down my backpack* do you keep anymore toys here?
Stranger: nod and open a drawer with lots of toys, dildos, handcuffs, ropes...
You: Oh my who do you use these with?
Stranger: No one in a while say chuckling
You: Dont worry thats about to change * reach around and spank your ass*
Stranger: smile and say Great, looking at you and reaching for your crotch
You: Lets get these clothes off *I start taking off my shirt*
Stranger: nod and take off my shirt too, looking at your body as take off my pants
You: *! slide my pants off then sit at the edge of your bed*
Stranger: look at your crotch and gulp Wow, you are quite gifted haha
You: get that a lot think you could handle a little 69ing?
Stranger: Youre the one in charge, definitely can say winking and take off my boxers going on the bed
You: *! lay down* then get over here
Stranger: nod and go on top of you, facing your cock
You: *! start licking the tip of your dick then suck more down your shaft*
Stranger: Fuck say before taking your tip in my mouth and slowly pushing my head down on your cock
You: *! suck all the way down your dick the pull off and start licking your balls*
Stranger: hum around your cock as start gagging on it halfway through, still pushing my mouth down
You: Whats the matter thought you said you could handle this * laugh then start to lick your ass rimming you*
Stranger: push my head hard on it, taking you fully in after what you said, choking on your cock but keeping your in
You: Oh shit not many can do that mmm * 1 shove my tongue deeper in your ass and start jerking your dick*
Stranger: take your cock out as you start jerking me, saliva dripping on your balls. take you back in and start to suck you off hard and fast, while playing with your balls
You: * moan feeling you play with my balls then shove my face in your ass rimming you as deep as can and jerking you faster*
Stranger: moan around your cock and then start deepthroating you, rolling my tongue on your cock, switching between fast sucking and deepthroat
You: *! start to thrust into your mouth and suck on both of your balls then start deepthroating you*
Stranger: bob my head on the pace of your thrusts, moaning as you deepthroat me, arching my back
You: * keep suck all the way up and down your cock and shove two fingers in your ass and play with your balls with my free hand*
Stranger: push my head all the way down on your cock, choking on it but keeping you in mouth the more can, rotating my head on your cock as play with your balls, trying to relax my ass
You: * pull off of your dick* ok you definitely could handle this but want to use this now * smack your as with both hands*
Stranger: smile and say Go ahead then and go off of you, panting heavily
You: * stand up and stand behind you and squeeze your ass* | 06557ad79be4d407 | Gay roleplay | 20210512204142 |
Stranger: F
You: M
You: 20
Stranger: 25
You: Oo
Stranger: Mommy milkers
You: Noo
Stranger: Wanna suck them?
You: want ur milk
You:
Stranger: Sure darling
You: Imm
Stranger: Suck my nipples hard
Stranger: Play with it until your done
You: Yea will u give
Stranger: Yes darling
You:
You: Can u give ur pussy
Stranger: If you dick is big i would
You: Imm not so big
Stranger: Play with my boobs all you want baby boy
You: Yea
Stranger: Damn its okay if that dick of yours is not so big
Stranger: At least it can satisfy me
You: Imm
You: Ok
Stranger: Play with me hard daddy
You: Ok moom
You:
Stranger: So what are you gonna do to me in bed baby?
You: Sex
Stranger: hope you can easily dominate mommy
Stranger: Pound on me all you want
You: My sperm almost to came out
You:
Stranger: Wanna make me Pregnant
Stranger: Cum on me all day baby
You: No i will use condom
Stranger: Thats better
You: Imm
Stranger: You want to pound your dick in my wet pussy right now baby?
Stranger: Its wet
Stranger: ,.OLW
You:
You: think your pussy is too big right
Stranger: Answer with words baby not emojis
Stranger: Mmmm it can fit any dick size baby
You: Yea thats right
Stranger: Pound on me, thrust all the day in my wet pussy
You: Will u shuck my dig
Stranger: Lick it,play with it,play with my boobs, leave hickeys just play with me baby boy
Stranger: If you be good to mommy Ill suck your dick dry and rough
Stranger: Kitten licks all over ot
Stranger: It*
You: But not with u r teeth ok
Stranger: Of course i aint a idiot Imao
Stranger: Wanna be good? youll get to play in me
Stranger: Pinch my nipples baby
Stranger: Mommy is waiting for your dick
You: Ill suck ur pussy
You: How can we call vdo | 0666f332a32a1cc8 | 20220313035901 |
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Stranger: Hey
You: hey
You: whats up fam
Stranger: Asl
You: 18/m/Greatest country in the world | 06692060791ddc99 | snapchat | 20170605163716 |
You: h
You: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: how are u?
You: bad actully
Stranger: why?
You: i cant turn on camera mode
Stranger: ):
Stranger: how old are u?
You: 21943
You: u
Stranger: 284838
You: owo
Stranger: what is your name?
You: mr fan
You: u?
Stranger: your real name
You: nah
You: icant m8
Stranger: okeey
Stranger: where u from?
You: ok i can do this
You: lebnan | 06724f5de436eb41 | english | 20201114140252 |
Stranger: Found you Your i like your smirk
Stranger: like your low cut top. But bet itd look better off
Stranger: Big and pierced
Stranger: What a perfect little fucktoy.
You: mmmm
Stranger: Ive got something for you
You: fuck
You: can i see?
Stranger: Pinch and pull your nipples for me first
Stranger: And then youll get what you want ;)
Stranger: Good girl
You: holy shit
You: goddamn i wanna sit on that
Stranger: Youd get to sit on it. But not before put you on your knees, grabbed a handful of hair and forced it down your thoat
Stranger: Id want to see you choking on it, drooling and gagging all over those nice big tits first
Stranger: Show me. know you know how to gag on cock, slut.
Stranger: two fingers in your mouth
Stranger: nice and eep
Stranger: Just like that
Stranger: What a pretty little cock sucker
Stranger: Good girl
Stranger: Let me see you drool
Stranger: Very good Strange low
Stranger: You want me to cum for you?
Stranger: Then youre gonna earn it
Stranger: Any toys?
Stranger: Good
Stranger: Strip out of those panties, but keep them close. On your knees legs spread
Stranger: Camera up, let me see your mouth
Stranger: Perfect Strange low
Stranger: rub your wet little cunt with one hand, with the other choke yourself
Stranger: nice and hard
Stranger: Look at you biting that lip
Stranger: you fucking love that
Stranger: Release
Stranger: Keep rubbing
Stranger: You love being treated like a piece of meat, dont you slut?
Stranger: Good, because thats exactly what you are to me.
Stranger: Free hand, back to your throat
Stranger: Release
Stranger: Slap your dirty little face
Stranger: harder
Stranger: good girl
Stranger: fuck, you obedient little bitch
Stranger: Do you want to cum for me, slut?
Stranger: Then beg.
Stranger: Cum.
Stranger: on to the next ;) | 0672bd4fa3cf90ff | big tits | 20201107225013 |
You: If you were paid $5000 (or 5000) every time you fart in my face would you do it (and why)? (M, ok with guy or girl)
Stranger: hi
Stranger: wtf yeah lol
Stranger: thats a lot of money just to fart
You: hah
You: true
You: what would u do with all the money xD
Stranger: id porbly drop out of school and use the money to buy everything needed. that would pay well enough to live on
You: lol good idea
You: youd have infinite money from farting xD
You: asl?
Stranger: 16m
You: kewl
Stranger: you?
You: same xD
Stranger: you into farting? whats with the question?
You: someone hates me basically and is having me do this
You: they want someone to do this to me
Stranger: theyre paying someone to fart on you?
You: yes
You: j hate farts
Stranger: shit tell them to hit me up ill fart on you all day
You: FUCK NO WHY
Stranger: 5000 dollars are you crazy thats so much money
You: YEAH BUT THE SMELL
You: it would stink so bad for me
Stranger: If farted on you twice a month would make over 100,000 a year
You: true
You: but they want you to fart often
Stranger: Then would make so much money
You: would u ever give me breaks to breathe?
Stranger: yes
You: nvm they said you cant
You: or no money
Stranger: damn
You: fuck me
Stranger: ok ;)
You: not literally Yo D
You: oh they also say
You: the worse smelling the more you get paid
You: so silent but deadlies
You: a lot of money
Stranger: can we talk about something other than farts please lol
You: like what
Stranger: literally anything
You: idk dude
Stranger: where are you from?
You: california
You: wbu
Stranger: washington
Stranger: are you straight or gay or bi?
You: str8
You: they said id be flown over... | 06736001481ea55e | 14, 15, 16 | 20180501041617 |
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You: YOU ARE A FALSE GOD
Stranger: sonic is our true god
You: SONIC IS THE REAL GOD
Stranger: i should sacrifice myself to sonic
You: YOU WILL BE BURNED ON A CROSS FOR YOUR CRIMES AGAINST THE SONICHOOD.
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You: So nic
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Stranger: rip sonic sonic | 06759d94aa3f6458 | Rp | 20210407011548 |
You: Him
Stranger: F just tryin to be fucked
You: Fucked hard and slow from the back?
Stranger: Uf yes please
You: Baby let me rub your clit and grab your neck pulling you to me so i can see the face you make when i pound your pussy
Stranger: Holy shit that just made me so fucking wet
Stranger: Please daddy fuck me
You: Youll be a good girl and take my dick till you go limp
You: want to see your hips jerking and legs shaking when im done fucking you
Stranger: Fuck
Stranger: wanna be your little slut
You: Think about me pinning you up on the wall shoving my cock in you picking you up ,fucking you all you can hear is both of us moaning wet slaps and loud thuds on the wall
Stranger: Ufff
Stranger: Im getting my dildo
Stranger: U made me drippin wet
Stranger: fuck i want u to fuck me now
You: If i was with you baby id fuck you all night , youll feel my throbbing cock and hot loads of cum all on and in you
Stranger: Oh yes fuck me hard daddy
Stranger: Make me your little slut
Stranger: wanna be your fucking sex toy use me
You: bet youd love it when i grab your neck and tell you how ill plow your pussy and spanking your ass leaving marks for my slut
Stranger: Oh i would love that
Stranger: Fuck i need u right now
Stranger: Fuck destroy my pussy
Stranger: Im so fucking wet
You: Ill own your pussy only my cock will make you feel good
You: Fucking you in front of a mirror and pulling your hair so you can see me railing you ,moaning like my good slut and not being ashamed of it and watching me fuck you faster the more you moan
Stranger: fuck
Stranger: Daddy fuck
Stranger: Im fucking myself so hard
Stranger: You gonna make me cum
You: You better cum especially when i push you up on the bed and holding your arms above your head laying my cock in you using my weight to get as deep as i can and when i find your g spot ill keep hitting it and ill let go of your hands so you can wrap your arms around me when i push in as deep as ican and fill your pussy up with my thick cum
Stranger: Fuck daddy
Stranger: Tell me how fast do u want me to push this dildo inside me
Stranger: Control me
Stranger: Make me cum
You: Go slow and hard and with your other hand rub your clit but dont cum yet till i tell you
Stranger: Fuck yes edge me
You: Good girl you understand
Stranger: Fuck
Stranger: Daddy im gonna cum
You: Then fuck yourself as fast and hard as you can think about me on top of you making you my slut and dont stop untill you cum hard af
Stranger: Fuck daddy Strange made me cum so fuckin hard
Stranger: Holy shit
You: Good im glad that i did
Stranger: Thank u
You: If i was with you though id let you suck my dick thats covered in our cum
Stranger: R Strange h
Stranger: Is this round 2
You: You think you can last
Stranger: can bet
You: Mmmm suck that dildo like it was me and finger yourself
Stranger: Okay daddy
You: Fuck i want to rail your pussy everywhere where your at
You: Make sure when i walk in your place i can
You: Remember when i fucked you over the kitchen counter wrapping my fingers around your neck and pulling you back, kissing you and tasting all of you
You: Grabbing both your arms and pulling you back on my dick and thrusting in you loving it when you moan daddy show you how ill make my little slut cum over and over | 067a0d3aa82eccf7 | Mommy | 20210816053539 |
Stranger: m dom
You: f cow
Stranger: mind answering a few questions
You: sure
Stranger: first age
You: 32 years old
Stranger: nice and do you have a dom
You: jam owned
Stranger: what do you do on omegel?
You: i chat about it and share my experience
Stranger: tell me about how you are used
You: i have been breeded 2 times. have milky udders
Stranger: mmm can i know what you look like?
You: blonde, fat cow, 38G udders, hairy cunt
Stranger: mmm no wonder you get breed
You: yes i know. My body good for it
Stranger: love to be cummed in ?
You: yes of course
Stranger: what do you wear to be sexy
You: i wear only collar in my home. He keep me naked
Stranger: what about the calfs
You: i have 2 male calfs. They are 2 years and 1 year old
Stranger: how long will you stay naked around them
You: ij dont know
Stranger: how kinky can my questions be that youll answer
You: i am open minded cow
Stranger: what if they mounted you while you were naked
You: i think about it. It makes me horny
Stranger: oh you like the idea of being a fuck toy for your sons
You: you are right. i like the idea of being fat cow or fuck toy for my sons
Stranger: that they never have to jerk off just cum on and in you Your i will help them jerk off
Stranger: oh you would what if they wanted to fuck you
You: i would happy to teach them fuck women on my example
Stranger: would you let them cum in pussy
You: yes of course. They would cum in my cunt or ass or mouth
Stranger: good girl
You: mooo. i wish to have daughter too for them
Stranger: oh you do ?
You: im going to be breeded again
Stranger: oh you are
Stranger: what if someone else wanted to fuck you
You: Who for example?
Stranger: what if on a bus someone pushed you against a pull grinding a hard cock against you
You: j wouldnt mind it
Stranger: if they began fucking your pussy in public impregnating you even
You: this is what i need
Stranger: do you ever show off ?
You: only in my home for owners friends
Stranger: is he around ?
Stranger: cause id love to become one of the friends
You: he is working now
Stranger: how does he feel about you being fucked by anyone
You: He like when my body using
Stranger: id love to use you
You: Moo id let you without regret to use my cow body
Stranger: would you show it off
You: what do you mean?
Stranger: would you stripe down and show your fuck toy body
You: yes of course
Stranger: would you obey orders i give
You: yes j would. Im submissive cow
Stranger: what are you wearing rn
You: collar and anal plug
Stranger: i want you to hump a pullow
You: ok
Stranger: and talk like a dirty slut for me beging ot make me cum and give it all to you
You: Mooo id to be your dirty cow
Stranger: keep going telll me what youd do to make me cum
You: id suck your cock and use my udders around him
Stranger: dont stop
You: then id get on all fourth like a cow and show you off my holes
Stranger: good girl are you only on here?
You: yes
Stranger: do you have to be do you not offer your body up ? you should try it way more fun than this imagine if i could really use you rn
You: i bad understood you, what you want
Stranger: i want to cum in your cow cunt
You: Mooo my cow cunt alwways open for new portion of seed
Stranger: good girl
You: you would fuck me even when i am feeding my other calfs from my udders
Stranger: never stoping
You: mooo yes, never stop
Stranger: even in you ass
You: yes of course moo
Stranger: recording it to show whoever i want
You: for my memory to show my calfs how they was got
Stranger: mhmm
You: actually i have played with them already while i feed them
Stranger: how
You: i have played their small cocks with fingers and mouth
Stranger: do they even get hard?
You: not yet
Stranger: want to make a real cock get hard
You: Mooo sure. like hard cocks.
Stranger: you just like them we need to fix that
You: i agree Moo
Stranger: make you crave them need them
You: Mooo like a cock slut
Stranger: not like a cock slut
You: How then?
Stranger: that you will be a cock slut
You: would you like more?
Stranger: more of your pussy
You: Moo right
Stranger: keep talking about being a slut ride my cock
You: id hard ride on your cock, because iam heavy cow
Stranger: good whore
Stranger: god i want to keep you
You: i know. Many guys here want it
Stranger: why dont you obey better :/
You: i cant. My owner dont let me
Stranger: do you want to?
You: id like that. But i like this border
Stranger: you want to be public property
You: what is mean?
Stranger: that anyone who wants you can use you till you break
You: i dont want to be broken
Stranger: just that you are only able to serve and be a cow
You: this is good idea for fantasy. But iam not sure for reality
Stranger: i want you to make me cum under stand
You: i understand. i would do anything to make you cum
Stranger: tell me if i took my cock out how would you make that happend
You: i would use my other hole or mouth
Stranger: more detail
Stranger: descirbe the parts of you as you use it
You: id sit on your cock my asshole and ride on you
Stranger: describe your ass with every sexy detail
You: i have big ass with experienced asshole. he is as stretched as my cunt
Stranger: dont stop till i order you too
You: id relax my asshole and your cock would easy slide inside
Stranger: i want tight pleasure
You: id work my ass muscle to make my hole a little tighter
Stranger: good whore and if you needed to be breed
You: j needed to be breed
Stranger: use your hole
You: i move up and down. My hole is using by your hard cock
Stranger: good slut
You: i wrap your cock around my ass tighter and move faster
Stranger: beg talk like a cock craving cunt
You: mooo please turn to my wet cow cunt
Stranger: my little fat whore torture your tits
You: my milk splash around under your torture, but i keep begging you for using my horny cunt
Stranger: suck me like i was your son;)
You: i stand up and my mouth fast turn around your hard cock
Stranger: as much detail as possible Your i kiss your balls, lick your shaft. i feel the taste after my asshole, but i take your cock in my mouth and suck
Stranger: i want to force you to take my cock
You: you can hold my head and force my mouth deep to get my throat
Stranger: dont stop talking like that till my comand im jerking off
You: look on you and smile while i force take your cock down my throat
Stranger: just keep sendingit
You: my throat hurt, but i like feel your hard cock fucking me deep and hard
Stranger: use that cunt for my cum
You: Thank you. i turn around and show my dripping cunt. i push my cunt on your hard cock
Stranger: dont wait for my response im so close ineed my hands to cum
You: my wet cunt happy taking your cock. mooo in pleasures and fast moving
Stranger: hump your pillow as wild as you can whatever it takes to reduce you to a fuck toy
You: i feel your balls slap my cunt and my swollen clit. Your hard trusts i feel deep in my cunt
Stranger: more
You: i lay down on my udders and my ass move up. my cow cunt filled your hard cock
Stranger: beg
You: Mooo please, fill my cow womb your potent seed. Breed me, use me like a fuck toy Mooo
Stranger: keep it up beg to be abused too to serve my pleasure and ignore yours dont stop dont wait for me to responde
You: mooo i am your fat toy for breeding and abusing. dont have my pleasures. i keep only your pleasures
Stranger: dwhat did i say
You: i am your fat cum dump. Please usse me for this Mooo
Stranger: m
Stranger: mmore
You: fuck me, use me. will serve you anytime and anywhere, even on public. but i beg you cum inside my cunt please
Stranger: m
You: invite your friends. i will be their fuck toy as well. i will not say no to them
Stranger: m
Stranger: only us i own you rn
You: my fat dumb body is yours now. iam your fat cow for any type of sex
Stranger: WANT TO SERVE WITH YOUR DAUGHTER
You: i want serve your needs with my daughter like a fat slut
Stranger: m
You: she will be your fat young fuck toy for collecting your sperm
Stranger: m
Stranger: both of you Your: i will give birth many daughters for your pleasure and for your cock
Stranger: yes talk about it
Stranger: how wet are you
You: i am cumming on your hard cock Moco
Stranger: talk about using your daughter
Stranger: how many do you want to have to serve with
You: 2-3 daughters. i will feed them before and after you use their holes
Stranger: describe how theyd be used
You: you will take their virginity when they will be ready to take your hard cock
Stranger: describe me raping you
You: i Moo and scream loudly when you rape my hole in front of my daughters
Stranger: i cam all inside you
You: moooo please do it
Stranger: i did you made me cum
You: me too | 068dc4aa5bd828a3 | hucow | 20181122183445 |
Stranger: m
You: Hi
Stranger: hi
You: How are you
Stranger: fine .. u
You: Fight me thank you
Stranger: ur name ?
You: Jack | 0695d6c899c0c8d5 | 20220220074215 |
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You: hi
You: little kid
Stranger: where?
You: YOU
You: IF FRONT OF MY SCREEN
Stranger: how old are you then??
You: why
You: you the kid
Stranger: im 20
You: sure
You: NO little kid | 0699afd073f8459f | 20201109025324 |
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Stranger: Oh, fuck feminism.
You: With you there
Stranger: Like, what a bunch of condescending twats.
You: With no lives
Stranger: Yeah, maybe.
Stranger: So, what kind of politics you would prefer to discuss?
Stranger: European? USA? Communism?
You: Whatever you want. like debating and get the sense that you are right-wing
Stranger: Well, Im more of a left-leaning centrist, tbh. You?
You: Right-leaning centrist
You: Realist, Id say. My views change with context. believe what feel makes most sense to me
Stranger: Sounds reasonable.
Stranger: What do you think about libertarians?
You: Certain aspects of it, i like. feel that just like communism, libertarians think of a way too perfect future
You: Which isnt possible in reality
Stranger: heard on libertarian (minarchist as he says) that anarcho-capitalism is more of a compass. Which shows in which direction to go if you want to get reasonably close to those perfect lands.
Stranger: *heard from
Stranger: *from one
You: That sounds radical
You: do approve of some forms of capitalism but anarcho-capitalism, dont know
Stranger: Well, maybe, Ive failed to translate his position correctly, but he seemed like hes not a fan of it either.
Stranger: But okay. Which parts of libertarianism you find useful and reasonable?
You: Their dedication to freedom of speech, autonomy, emphasis on personal judgment and a healthy critique of authority sounds reasonable
Stranger: Yeah, pretty much the same to me.
Stranger: Haha, this means we wont get to DEBATE about thos, guess.
Stranger: *those
You: That isnt bad, think. This maybe a viable question. What makes you describe yourself as left-leaning?
Stranger: Well, ya know... on one hand, think that minimum wage is a sort of bad idea, because it can (and was shown to lead) lead to the destruction of workplaces, but on the other... just cant help to wish for a person to have a job with a decent payment and reasonable workhours.
Stranger: Not the minimum wage itself, but unreasonably high one.
Stranger: To add to this... Cant say that like people that much, but wish for them the same wish fo myself. Maybe, thats why consider myself to be left-leaning.
You: Thats actually good and do agree with pretty much all of it. But just a thought - say you give some people access to a reasonable lifestyle out of pity or whatever, dont they begin to take things for granted?
Stranger: Yeah, they may. Ive heard tens (probably) of stories from black people of America who decided that they wont sit their ass on welfare and went to work, and attained a better life for themselves through this hard work.
You: Exactly. Thats perfect. Well, guess we dont have much to debate after all then. Um...slight personal question, where are you from, man?
Stranger: Im from Russia. You?
You: Im from India. But Russia...thats interesting. So you must have seen radical communism firsthand
Stranger: Well, actually, was born in the beginning of 90s, so, havent witnessed much communism myself.
You: Oh, okay. So whats the political climate there now, in general?
Stranger: Well, its shit to be honest.
You: How so?
Stranger: Like, Putins gang controls most of the economics and let me tell you... they are not the brightest ones. Politics are nearly non-existent due to the oppression from the goverment. They literally will not allow you to run for any position that bears some power to it. You cant register a party if you pose a threat to Putin and could go on and elaborate further if you want me to.
You: would actually like to hear more. It would be great if you could also tell me like...what parties are there, apart from Putins of course, and how do they function?
Stranger: Well, most seats in the Duma (a parliament of sorts) belong to a Putins party (Edinaya Rossiya), there are also KMP (communists), ANP, A6noko (liberals, if you can say so), Cnpapegnneaa Poccna and others, but dont bother to remember them. They are just marionettes to Putins regime. They dont pose any threat. They dont work with the people. Nothing. They just sit there to give an impression that there is some sort of choice.
You: kind of figured it would be something like that. Well, then, what about the common people. Like are they okay with this? Are they satisfied? Do they secretly hope for a regime change or are they alright with how things are and social welfare is?
Stranger: Well as for the people... Its pretty complicated.
You: Id love to hear
Stranger: There are people who are affraid for the regime to crumble and kind of like Putin. They think that Putin made Russian strong and important on international arena. They also think that Putin protects Russia from NATO and other horrible enemies of Russia. Well, dont get me wrong, Russia does have some enemies indeed, but like... this group of people is mostly brainwashed by the state controlled lying media. And they are pretty big in numbers, must admit. Thats one group.
You: okay, and the other?
Stranger: Oh, there are more than two :D
You: yeah? :P
Stranger: Another one would be Stalin/ communist lovers. They have this sort of nostalgia toward the good ol times, so to speak. They think that communism instilled order and was better than what it is now. Those in my opinion are just fucking delusional. Like. Tens of millions killed by Stalins regime, collectivization, dekulakization, horrible war that took away another tens of millions of lifes, repressions... Cant forget that shit.
You: True.
Stranger: Then, there are those Tzar lovers. Same shit, but with the Russian Empire. Like, how can an Empire so great cruble and turn into communist state, when your Empire is so great? These are few. There are probably more communists, than tzar lovers.
Stranger: *crumble
You: Yeah. Man, had no idea that these divisions were so fine and minute
Stranger: Another big split across the people occures between those who live in city and in the county. Among thos in the cities, there are quite a few liberal-leaning folks. Hard to tell how much there is, but they dwell mainly on Twitter and Facebook and havent accomplished much. probably missed some less popular movements, but lets get to the main largest opposition force in Russia.
You: Okay, this is amazing
Stranger: Its lead by this guy Alexey Navalny. The state tried to get him in jail on multiple occasions. In all cases he had proven in European Human Right Court, that the accusations were fabricated, but his brother still got a 4 (or 5) years sentence in colony. Recently (2015-2016), he started to expose the corruption of those in power. You can find his channel on YouTube. He shows large ass mansions of goverment officials who in no way can afford them legally. People started to get really fucking pissed of by all this shit. So, in 2016 he decided to run for presidency. He was like the only candidate who did real work. Toured the county, spoke to people. Guess what? They havent allowed him to run for presidency. Now he is trying to register a party... fora SEVENTH time. feel like, he has pretty big support. Bigger than all other parties combined, but they wont allow him to show up on television (in a positive context at least), Putin is affraid to say his name on camera (havent done once). Like, he was the only one that had a real platform for these elections. All in all, every opposition force that havent discredited itself is with him. Pretty big crows of people is with him (talking about mitings of 150 thousand people across country largest since Yeltsin impeachment, probably). Hes the man, but there is little hope.
You: Wow, yeah, never heard about him either but he seems pretty big. Its great how prolific the cover-ups can be in Russia. Ill definitely check out his channel. By the way, you do seem like youd follow this guy, am right?
Stranger: Well, hes the best weve got.
Stranger: Here, its his largest investigation. Is also has english subtitles. https://youtu.be/qrwlk7_GF9g
You: Okay, yeah, Ill see it definitely.
Stranger: believe all of his top-investigation have english subtitles.
You: Yes, there are english subtitles here
Stranger: Haha. can tell you a little (maybe, not so little) funny story of how they tried to battle him on YouTube, if you want to.
You: Sure, got time and this is very interesting
You: Hey, Ill be back in 10, okay? Please, dont disconnect. really wanna know
Stranger: Ok, Ill type about YouTube in the meanwhile then.
Stranger: So, the Kremlin has this thing called Fabric of trolls (or a6puka Tponnen), believed to be founded and controlled by a Putins friend (dude gets massive (billions of rubles) contracts from the goverment) Yevgeny Prigozhin. These fabric hires a lot of people to... write comments in support of the goverment on YouTube, Twitter and other social media. They also unload a tons of dislikes to the videos of russian opposition (not only Navalny). Theyve been exposed, because they copy and past VERY similar comments under oppositions videos, sometimes even identical. The fraud with dislikes got exposed, because natural dislike curve over time is smooth, but when you unload a lot of them... it looks like a freaking :D Its very easy to notice those unnatural patterns if you record the amount of dislikes over time. It is believed that they do this, so that the videos of opposition wont get into the recommendations for other users.
Stranger: *like a freaking starecase
You: Okay, hi. Let me read
You: Okay, you wouldnt believe but all these tactics sound a lot like the ruling party that we currently have here in India even though they got nothing to do with communism
Stranger: Well, Putin and his friends are not communists really, think. Theyve been members of the party, but it doesnt look like they really believe this shit.
Stranger: Oh, can believe. Maybe, they even outsource some of work here to India :D
Stranger: Have your guys bought out popular bloggers to advertise election?
Stranger: *elections
Stranger: Imma be eating borsch now. So, there can be some delay.
You: **No, yeah, know that Putin isnt really communist. What meant was that their roots obviously lie in Communism but they are more autocratic in nature. In India, BJP, our ruling party doesnt adhere to any sort of ideal whatsoever (not that any other part does), but they have made a reputation for themselves in regards to implementing financial schemes that are sold to the public as being hugely forward-thinking but are actually fronts to skin the working class alive financially. They also have aFabric of Trolls kind of thing, an entire squad of people funded by the party to make fabricated WhatsApp videos that are primarily geared towards spreading Hindu- Muslim divide
You: dont mind a delay and strongly support eating :P
You: Reply in your own time :)
Stranger: hey have made a reputation for themselves in regards to implementing financial schemes that are sold to the public as being hugely forward-thinking but are actually fronts to skin the working class alive financially Sound very familiar. Our guys just raised value- added tax from 18 to 20 for like... no good reason. They also raising retirement age to rob people of their money. People, will literally die before going to retirement.
Stranger: And they shove all this under a false pretense of the retirement reform is a must, it will be very good for our people, etc.
You: Man, can so relate to reading these statements in skewed news articles
You: The one difference in the general mentality of the people though, Id say is that the youth of our country actually support our ruling party
Stranger: Wow, why is that?
You: That is largely due to this partys vigorous presence in social media sites and so these dumb kids think that since this is the only party which knows how to properly use technology, it must be the political system we deserve. And the members of BJPs IT cell knows just when and how to incite debates over social media in a manner that keeps these kids busy and prevents them from delving deep into the nitty-gritties of the behind the scenes stuff
You: Also, religion is another huge factor that proved crucial in this partys victory. We are a Hindu majority country and our PM makes it a point to always casually hint at the fact that the Hindus are the supreme race in India
You: This invigorates the innate Hinduism in the masses and consequently, they vote for this lying son of a bitch
Stranger: Haha, our Pope also endorses Putin. He says some pretty insane shit sometimes, like... ...the people of Russia shouldnt be tempted by SMART PEOPLE..., Imao.
You: Man, never realized that these two political parties are so similar. Politics is your country is so hush-hush that never knew so much was actually going in inside
Stranger: Yeah, guess most of the world doesnt. Like read comments on Reddit sometimes and all they talk about is You gonna be killed by Putin if you oppose (Nemtsov and Litvinenko cases) and OMG FUCKING RUSSIAN BOTES HACKED OUR ELECTIONS! FUCK DRUMPF!,
You: Do you think that Putin had anything to do with Trumps presidency?
Stranger: Nah, dont believe our military and other agencies can hack shit.
Stranger: All our best engineers migrate to Europe and USA.
You: What about this latest Trump interview though? The one where he defended Putin. Do you think that at least Putin has some influence on Trump and his post-presidential decisions or is it all just media frenzy?
Stranger: Hm... dont actually know how he defended Putin.
Stranger: But media outlets in the US are pretty... inaccurate and they like... they spout opinions that satisfies their narrative, they dont report facts anymore. Thats the impression get, after reading them for a bit.
You: Me, too. dont know what to believe either
Stranger: Id think twice before buying into something that somes from CNN :D
You: Haha, true that. By the way, whats you name? didnt ask. Thats impolite of me. :P
Stranger: No, not really. Youve been pretty polite so far. Explaining difference between comparison and analogy for a good 10 minutes in a condescending tone would be impolite, Imao.
You: Thats true, hehe. My name is Anirban, by the way. :D
Stranger: Mine is Maksim.
You: Thats kinda kickass. :P
Stranger: Haha, why?
You: Well, its pronounced Maxim - which if seen from a dictionary point of view, would mean authoritative, so thats kinda cool
Stranger: Hmm... In which dictionary? Which language mean?
You: English
You: By google, it means - a short, pithy statement expressing a general truth or rule of conduct.
Stranger: Ohhh. The more you know :)
You: Absolutely :)
Stranger: Oh, by the way, wanted to ask you this. As a right-leaning centrist, what is your stance on abortions?
You: Well, Im pro-abortions, tbh. This, would say, has got nothing to do with my political beliefs because cant think of a reason why this is even considered a thing that the state should get to regulate.
Stranger: Yeah, me too. The opponents to this viewpoint say that... Zygote is a human being. Fetus too for that matter. So, we should protect their right as if they are humans too. Or something like this.
Stranger: *their rights
You: Man, thats stupid. Till birth, all a fetus is is a mass of cells within the mothers body, akin to a tumor, really. If that can have rights, then so should all our individual organs
You: And cancer.
You: By the way, whats your stance on communism, as a whole?
You: Or rather leftist ideologies
Stranger: Well, to be honest a fetus in a third trimester in pretty much human baby, but cant follow their logic too.
Stranger: Like, whos gonna raise him if he is unwanted, etc.?
Stranger: Pretty tough questions.
Stranger: Now... to communism...
Stranger: Well, the communism, in my opinion, have proven to be a total failure of an ideology. Socialism in most cases, too. You just look at China, USSR, Venezuela, Peru, Sweden. All these countries have suffered to a different degree from socialism. People died from starvation in China. Guess what? Chinas boom is thanks to US and capitalism. USSR? Repressions, people starving and living in poverty. Sweden? High taxes and socialism measures lead to the downfall of economics, impact of which they deal with to this day. Like, they falied miserably almost every god damn time. How people can still follow this?
You: Well, guess people are enamored by the utopia that communism promises or something. guess, deep down inside, a lot of us arent satisfied with reality to a large degree
Stranger: True, true. The inequality of income doesnt help either.
You: Of course. There are millions of hurdles, some natural, some socio-political. But like in all those countries, trying to introduce a whole new regime thats so removed from the real life working of the society has indeed proved disastrous
You: And shall always be so
Stranger: Yeah. Tax and redistribute all the shit is not a solution.
You: Exactly. Hey, listen, gotta hit the bed soon, so Ill be signing off now. Its been really cool talking to you. didnt think that there were centrists left in this world. Haha. By the way, do you have some sort of email address or something that youd be comfortable sharing? It would be really nice to have you as a contact. Its totally cool if you dont wanna share though, Id totally understand
Stranger: Well, dont really use email that often (nor do like it much). Its been nice to talk to you, though.
You: Oh, okay. No problem. Goodbye then. :)
Stranger: Bye :) | 069a1660df8c0fc5 | Politics | 20180801130614 |
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Stranger: Aye
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You: M15
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You: yea
Stranger: This is gunna sound really nerdy...
Stranger: But like gba games
You: dude i love gameboy
You: grew up with the GBA
Stranger: Wai, really?
Stranger: Me to!
You: yea im into nintendo Your: j just got the new metroid game
Stranger: Slick!
Stranger: Switch or 3ds?
You: 3ds
Stranger: Coool
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Stranger: Is it good?
You: very
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You: You should pick up a 2DS then, they play the 3ds games but no 3d sadly. the older 2dss go for about $80-$100
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Stranger: About a month ago, my friend sold me his ds lite for $20
Stranger: Cool
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Stranger: Didnt that make a minecraft for 3ds?
You: yea Your: i think its only for the New 3ds line of family though
Stranger: Have u played it?
You: nah im not into that game anymore
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You: me either Your: just use twitter
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Stranger: aiii u gotta studdy buddy
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Stranger: mood
Stranger: i use mood so often like-
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Stranger: m
You: f
Stranger: Age
You: 26
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Stranger: yeah do wanna bet
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Stranger: Id put my life on it
Stranger: idk you got snap
Stranger: Ill arrange something on there
You: where u live
Stranger: unless u dont think you could take me
Stranger: the US
You: east or west
Stranger: East
You: mmmm
Stranger: whats wrong
You: nothing... live east too
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Stranger: u really dont think Id blow your back out Yo oud have to show me wont you Yo ve been with a lot of guys
Stranger: and Ill be better
You: ...how big?
Stranger: Youll have to find out
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Stranger: 6
You: cm?
Stranger: in
Stranger: and last
You: time estimate?
Stranger: forever
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Stranger: Except Ill have u shaking
Stranger: so u wanna do this
Stranger: whats your snap
You: before we go further... whats your name
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You: whats up
Stranger: are you a girl or guy
You: girl
Stranger: idk just sad
Stranger: how old are you
You: because of what
You: 19
Stranger: oh im 17
Stranger: are you christian
Stranger: a good christian girl
You: sure
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: for some odd reason i dont believe you
You: okay
Stranger: cant put my finger on it
You: 4chan maybe
You: gl
Stranger: bruh what
You: why you are sad
Stranger: what are you doing rn
Stranger: gf cheated
Stranger: you know how it be
You: can you legally have sex under 19
Stranger: yes
You: in terms of bible?
Stranger: oh
Stranger: if were married Strange ut no
Stranger: im not christian
You: but when you have sex arent you already married
Stranger: i just support and assume chrisitan values
You: kek
Stranger: you sure youre a girl
Stranger: Imao
You: why you doubt it
You: because of?
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You: bye
Stranger: doesnt matter | 06b674d5faac708d | christian | 20190830103139 |
Stranger: Hey there, whats up?
You: Nothing much, you?
Stranger: not a lot, just taking a break from some work
Stranger: whats your major?
You: Poli sci
Stranger: Very cool. i just finished a phd in history
Stranger: im alex, by the way
You: Im Tiana
Stranger: Its a pleasure to make your acquaintance, Tiana!
You: Haha you too :)
Stranger: Haha so what year are you?
You: About to start my fourth
Stranger: senior status!!
You: Lol kinda, Im not graduating this year
Stranger: haha well youre moving on up
Stranger: Anyway Im 36, so hope youre mature enough for old men lol
You: Lol guess how old am
Stranger: haha no idea
Stranger: 25?
You: 20 lol
Stranger: haha 20, finally left the teens lol
You: Hey Im almost 21
Stranger: Haha im just giving you a hard time
Stranger: im almost 37 -- in a few months
Stranger: thats a hard time for me
Stranger: lol
You: Lol whens your birthday?
Stranger: haha january
Stranger: yours?
You: September
Stranger: Haha well dont drink too much:P
You: dont know if Ill even drink at all haha
Stranger: Do you not drink? respect that:)
You: dont, at least not right now. Ive never tasted alcohol that even remotely liked lol
Stranger: thats good though! Keep it classy!
You: Haha youre like the only person who doesnt make fun of me for it
Stranger: Im open minded, which means that dont constantly try to push people to get all wild
Stranger: or to calm down if theyre wild lol
You: Haha one of my roommates tries to get me to drink every time she has a drink
Stranger: haha so many people tried to get me to smoke weed that way
Stranger: never worked
You: Lol weed does not sound fun to me
Stranger: haha well we see eye to eye a lot!
Stranger: although i drink (in moderation)
You: dont think drinking is bad, just dont prefer it lol
Stranger: haha good, thatd be weird
Stranger: fun fact -- im applying for a job in saudi arabia
Stranger: ive got a good shot at it too, because i have another phd from the university of paris sorbonne
Stranger: and the saudis like the sorbonne
Stranger: but no booze tho! lol
You: Thats pretty cool, what kind of job?
Stranger: university professorship
You: Oh nice!
Stranger: haha yeah! Im actually working on the letter as we talk lol
You: Haha am distracting you?
Stranger: In the best sort of way!
You: Lol what does that mean
Stranger: It means that youre personable, fun, good company lol
You: Im just a good faker, obviously
Stranger: Ill refrain from making inappropriate jokes about that lol
You: Oh my gosh you made me physically face palm
Stranger: Then know Im doing something right lol
You: Haha sure
Stranger: You seem to be navigating the age difference with pure ease btw
Stranger: if didnt know better, Id think you hung out with guys my age all the time lol
You: Um not really, Im just good at taking people for people instead of for their age
Stranger: know, just wanted to continue to give you a hard time. Im so intent on it lol
Stranger: But thats what matters most: an authentic, human connection
You: Ive also worked a lot of retail, so had to talk to lots of old people :P
Stranger: Haha see knew there was SOME experience there
Stranger: Ive taught college freshmen a lot
Stranger: so Ive been forced to talk to lots of young people lol
You: Yeah but most college freshmen are suuuuper immature, right?
Stranger: only talk to them when have to for professional reasons lol
Stranger: wouldnt be talking to you if you had any difficulty keeping up with me, and you manifestly have zero difficulty
Stranger: But if the maturitys there, its kind of fun
Stranger: Lets be honest here: mens penchant for young women is well known lol
You: Haha itd be way harder to keep up with you if you whipped out that phd knowledge though
Stranger: Haha but Im trying to learn from you too, not tower over you
Stranger: Im not sure whether can physically tower over you btw lol im six feet
You: Im 56ish
Stranger: thats not bad at all
You: Haha sometimes Im 57 even!
Stranger: What would notice first/most about you?
Stranger: if saw you?
You: My cute dog! Lol
Stranger: ok other than him or her
Stranger: lol
You: Lol well thats a hard question, everybody notices different things first
Stranger: Then give me the top 3?
Stranger: lol
You: Um have no idea, have long hair, glasses, and dress like a hobo
Stranger: haha wear button down shirts!
Stranger: If we were together Id get a selfie of us for sure lol
Stranger: Ive got brown hair and blue eyes
You: have brown hair and brown eyes, and usually wear t-shirts or hoodies and leggings
Stranger: was expecting even more hoboish lol
You: Well actually dont know if my hair is brown now that think of it...
Stranger: haha i need you to go look in a mirror apparently
You: just got my hair dyed last week lol
Stranger: Ill email you a picture of me rocking some swag from one of my alma maters if you reciprocate! swag not required lol
You: Haha Ill have to find a picture first
Stranger: haha keep looking! Whats your email? Ill go ahead and send mine
You: Hmm have to pick one, only have five
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: my emails loading, so pick...
You: mustangspitchergmail.com
Stranger: Sending
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Stranger: Sending
Stranger: Sent!
You: just have to say, as a side note, the pivot scene from Friends makes me cringe so hard lol
Stranger: Im old enough to have seen Friends back when it wasnt a re-run.... and to have forgotten it lol
You: Lol Im re-watching it right now
Stranger: haha well send that picture!
Stranger: youre leaving me hanging lol
You: Im sending it from my phone which doesnt always work lol
Stranger: Haha well the prettiness definitely came through
You: Haha thanks
Stranger: haha youre definitely welcome!
Stranger: im like... ok, shes not just personable and fun to talk to... shes also hot lol
You: Oh my gosh no
Stranger: haha thats for me to say and you to accept
You: Im not good at taking compliments
Stranger: haha are you good at taking instructions? have a dominant streak...
You: Oh gosh
Stranger: You have two options... either no or yes, Sir
Stranger: lol
You: Um lol
Stranger: Haha chose wisely:P
You: Lol what if chose neither?
Stranger: haha you can turn me down, im allowing that
Stranger: you can accept
Stranger: but no ambivalence lol
You: think Ill say not at the moment just to disregard your instructions lol
Stranger: haha that means youre definitely not submissive
You: Lol Im stubborn
Stranger: haha like i said, not submissive
You: Lol
Stranger: hows friends??
You: Friendly, dont know lol
Stranger: haha good?
You: Its just a great background show, ya know?
Stranger: haha yes!
You: Easy to fall asleep to, or clean to (like should be doing)
Stranger: haha get to work
You: Um no thanks
You: m too tired lol
Stranger: haha im tired of my letter
You: Aw how long is it?
Stranger: 2 pages single spaced but its gotta be perfect
You: Oh nice, are you almost done?
Stranger: tomorrow ill finish
You: Awesome sounds fun
Stranger: well i should get to bed for now. it was fun though!!
You: Have a good night!
Stranger: :) | 06ba7caf150f3e4e | 20180804063300 |
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You: Never jerked off there tho
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Stranger: saw every inch
You: Was he big? Lol
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Stranger: Exactly man i wana
Stranger: Fuck yeh we are
Stranger: Only work each others asses anyway bro
You: What do u mean?
Stranger: Like we dont touch anyone elses
You: Ohh yeah
You: Not really interested lol
Stranger: Good same
You: Just messin around with my bro
Stranger: Yeah man
Stranger: Could dildo each other in ded
Stranger: Bed
You: Sure bro
You: All over the house lol
Stranger: Nice n realed bro working em in
Stranger: Ha yead id dildo u as we drive Eijk
You: Ohh shitt bro
You: Fuckin crazy man
You: Lol
Stranger: B cool af tho
You: Yeah man
You: What else u gonna do to me? Im yours bro
Stranger: Once we get u to 7.5-8 we dont need to go bigger bro
Stranger: Anything u want man
You: Yeah man agree
Stranger: Never gona put anything bigger than that in it
You: Lol yeah
You: Tbh bro the thought of u dildoing me in public is fuckin hot
You: Where else can we do it?
Stranger: Fuck yeah man in public toilets
Stranger: Park
You: Ohh shit, hiding in a stall while other dudes go in and out
Stranger: No way man we do it at urinal so they can all see
You: Damn bro youre crazy lol
You: fuckin like it
Stranger: Tons hotter huh?
You: Fuck yeahhh
Stranger: Id take ur oants fully off
You: got my jock on from the gym earlier
Stranger: Perfect i can slide in it
You: Yeahhh bro give it to me
Stranger: Dude all the dudes in here are real young n watching.
You: know dude
You: Seems like theyre into it bro
Stranger: Hard af.
You: Some nice cocks, not gonna lie bro
Stranger: know bro
Stranger: Im gona tell em to get em out
You: Yeah man do it
You: Gotta take care of those big cocks
Stranger: They all taking their pants down
Stranger: Fuck some aint even got pubes
You: How many are there dude?
Stranger: All hard af
Stranger: 8
You: Ohh shit were outnumbered bro | 06c8082adba57bbe | Straight, Bros | 20170312123337 |
Stranger: Is this joey birlem ???
You: For what
Stranger: Its lilly
You: add me and well talk more, okay?
Stranger: U alright ???
Stranger: Joey whats up !! Your i didnt fucking ask
Stranger: U seem angry
You: what? lol
Stranger: Where are u
You: well
You: why did the chicken cross the road
Stranger: Joey i swear to god if your with maddie where done
You: Wtf is going on
You: what would you do to her
Stranger: Just leave me alone.
You: my lige sucks more than your life
You: what? lol
You: For what | 06c8403d0d18e937 | Food | 20170523111550 |
You: Hi
Stranger: Hi
Stranger: M
You: why is that your entire personality
You: time to play a game of how long does it take for them to disconnect. M | 06cae9618ea57719 | 20210128191517 |
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Stranger: NY 1950 // The jazz bars lights are dimmed down low as always, shadowy while the smooth music plays. It was the gangs absolute favorite place to spend time after a completed job or to even engage in a new job. stand by the bar, wearing a slim dress of midnight blue silken materials, showing off nearly all of my back. look over at my shoulder at you where you sit beside my uncle and hold up my index finger, telling you your glass of rum will be ready in a minute. You always let me take sips from your glass of rum, besides it tasted far better on your lips than in the glass. It was clear to everyone that belonged to you and you belonged to me, no questions asked. It all started two years ago when my uncle gave you a place in his gang as his right hand man. was surprised when you started picking me up from my night classes out of the blue, always parked in the same spot with your hands in your pockets and leaning against your car as you waited for me. Since then we spent all our free time together, spending weekends at the beach on Coney Island or simply finding a place to make out. Where are those eyes of yours wandering, stud? purr playfully, walking over to you with your glass of rum and sway my hips to the music. Katarina, Twenty // have caramel coloured hair that cascades down my back in curls and round brown eyes. have fair skin with light freckles upon my nose and cheeks. stand around 57, have a slender waist and am 38D // If you are interested please leave a description that includes clothing then continue!
You: Im reading
Stranger: Thank you. :)
You: Im Matt, twenty-four. have short messy brown curly hair and piercing green eyes, my face well-defined. My skin is tanned from spending much of my time outside, my body toned from keeping active. stand around 62, and Im wearing a well-tailored navy suit that hugs my body nicely. Anything missed?
Stranger: (No this is perfect! You can continue, try to be as detailed as possible! :))
You: (Will do, thank you beautifull)
Stranger: (No thank you! ;))
You: smile at your question, giving you a casual little shrug in response. Nowhere they dont belong, doll, flirt back, slipping my arm around your waist and pull you into me as take the glass and sip it. Why does it taste so much better when youre the one to pour it, hmm? ask playfully, taking another sip before kissing you with a bit of tongue as my fingers travel along your exposed skin. Theres nothing like better than relaxing with you, not-relaxing with you even better still.
Stranger: My cheeks get all rosy and bright as watch those gorgeous green eyes of yours tracing all the curves of my hips, practically undressing me with your eyes. Mmm, think it tastes better because pour it with lots of love, I purr back playfully, moaning only for you to hear when our lips meet, our tongues dancing and swirling together slowly. carefully slide into your lap, straddling it so can face you. Be careful, Matt, My uncle warns you jokingly and shyly tuck my face into your neck. Hes being good, uncle, promise, giggle into your neck and kiss it slowly, sucking gently on your warm skin.
You: cant help but grin at your redness, loving how shy you can be even now as feast my eyes on your beauty. Lots of love, you say? Good to know, wink with a soft blush of my own, gently suckling your tongue and letting my teeth brush against it as your moans drive me wild. help steady you as you straddle me, even your uncles voice only drawing a chuckle from my lips. Of course, sir. You know Id never do anything untoward to little Katarina, assure him, letting out little groans right in your ear as you suckle me. Careful not to leave a mark this time, baby, know you can get carried away, tease as nibble your ear, waiting until your uncle looks away to grope your bottom a bit roughly.
Stranger: smirk against your warm neck as you warm me. I cant make any promises, my love, whisper, my breath warm on your tanned skin. Underneath our clothes, the two of us are absolutely covered in love bites and loving marks. On my hips and breasts are marks left behind by your teeth and the sucking of your lips, marking me as your territory. Your neck and chest are absolutely peppered as well in bright marks from my lips. We absolutely lavished each other in kisses each time we made love, rough and passionate. giggle when your strong hand palms my plump bottom, a shiver running up my spine. missed you too, Matt, whisper in response to the rough and loving grope.
You: Good, you wouldnt be my lover if you could, murmur back excitedly, giving your juicy behind little pinches as can. But youll notice that keep your visible marks to a minimum, only where your uncle wouldnt dare look. You know dont like to rub it in his face, remind you cheekily, tugging your ear a bit with my teeth as Im eager to give you a new set of underwear with them. Its been far too long since last did something especially untoward to you, sweetheart, practically groan, giving you a gentle spank to feel you jiggle into my palm. When do you think we can remedy that?
Stranger: Thats because youre a very respectible man, you keep our love affairs to us only and take such good care of me when were alone, whisper into your neck, my lips slowly kissing their way up to your jaw, each kiss warm and long. You can hear how shaky my breath it when you play with my ear and play with my peachy behind, kneading and pinching it in your strong palms. Two weeks feels more like two months when were away doesnt it, my love? coo into your ear and it was exactly two weeks ago, on a Friday, that you took me over to your place. We made love again and again, at first rode you and then you took me from behind. With all of our moaning and screaming, we had practically forgotten you had neighbours until they knocked on your door the next morning. Tell them youre taking me home, that Im tired and you want to make sure get their safely. Lets get out, Matt, purr into your ear, moaning your name when you make my cheeks jiggle in your hands.
Stranger: (Did you get that one? just wanna make sure because it took me a while!)
Stranger: (Also think would cross the word affair off and only keep it as keep our love to us only, that was bad wording! XD)
Stranger: (Hello?) | 06cc82774974195d | Roleplaying, Roleplay | 20180216171949 |
Stranger: (Looking for man to play a pervy, kinky old man to play with me.) You are my stepdads father making you my step grandfather. You have always found an attraction towards your young granddaughter, me. Today you come over and Im taking a nap up in my room as you come in and Im in a pair of teal panties thats a thong and no bra. Im Lily, 19, female, long curly blonde hair, blue eyes, pink pretty lips, straight teeth, small nose, petite, 411, toned, 32 A cup, plump little ass, small tight pink unfucked asshole, pink bare pretty little pussy. Some of my many kinks are: gangbangs, giving and receiving rim jobs, facesitting both ways, piss, ball sucking/licking, being dominated, spit, getting creampies, oral, squirting, etc. if interested describe your character and use me anyway you want love force!)
You: Reading
You: (Sexy! Do you want me to get right into it or want it more slow and flirty? Can be your Granddad and not step?)
Stranger: (Yes you can be and you can decide how you want to play it.)
You: (Oh sexy! Want me at like 65? This is me now mind aging me? Ok 63 with dirty blonde hair, im very fit with green blue eyes, im not really tan but not pale im very fit with nice pecs and abs, also have a small scar on my upper lip and chest and side and im 9inchs and have big balls, also have thick strong thighs and a big round juicy bubble butt you? Also wanna know anything else about my body? Just ask. also have a tattoo of an angel in heaven on my right arm and shoulder
Stranger: (65 is good and thats good.)
You: (Maybe grey hair and saggy balls and such) I smile as see you, was just wearing a pair of jeans and a flannel, walk over and sit down next to you and rub your arm softly Lilypad, wake up sleepy. say (Open to anal both ways too?)
Stranger: (Yes.) whine as keep my eyes closed. No grandpa leave me alone. mutter sleepily.
You: Want Grandpa to come snuggle up with you? ask softly
Stranger: wiggle softly my ass jiggling in my cheeky panties. nod my head softly as didnt have the blankets on me.
You: smile and take off my flannel just in a tank top and jeans as get in and hold you close as kiss your cheek Tired lil girl.
Stranger: move your hands to my ass as lay my head on your chest wiggling against your hand.
You: smirk and pinch your butt softly (Whats our relationship like?)
Stranger: moan gently as keep my eyes closed. (Very close and playful.)
You: smirk and spread your cheeks and wiggle em around playfully
Stranger: moan out softly giggling. Your hands just cover my cheeks as had a very plump ass.
You: smirk and pull back on the thong and let it slap back playfully as brush your hair too looking down at your lovely body
Stranger: giggle moaning as arch my back. Stop grandpa! say whining.
You: smirk Sorry sweetpea. say and rub your bare back
Stranger: giggle as get on top of you grinding my ass against your hands.
You: squeeze and pinch em all over
Stranger: moan gently. Hey grandpa?
You: Yes darling? ask
Stranger: 1m having a problem.
You: Hmm whats that? ask
Stranger: None of the guys ve dated ever make me orgasm.
You: Dang really? chuckle
Stranger: push your arms. Its not funny! need help. Masturbating doesnt satisfy me.
You: Well what can your Pop-Pop do for ya? ask smirking
Stranger: Can you teach me how to get pleasure?
You: Hmm sure darling, strip off this lil thing and lay back. say and pull back on your thong playfully
Stranger: giggle as take off my thong and top. lay back on my bed my plump hot young ass sticking up.
You: (Wouldnt your pussy be showing if your on your back?)
Stranger: ( thought was on my stomach.)
You: (No said back)
Stranger: (Oops.)
You: smile and spread your legs and kiss your open thighs, take a big wiff of your young pussy before giving it a softly lick up and down
Stranger: moan out softly as had a tiny young pretty pink pussy. Fuck. whimper softly.
You: spread the lips a bit as lick and slowly go up to lick and suck your clit a bit
Stranger: moan out loudly. Oh my god please dont stop 1m going to squirt!
You: chuckle and pull back Ohh really now? i smirk up at you
Stranger: nod looking up at you. Youre really good at that grandpa.
You: Thanks darlin. lean back down and blow on your pussy lightly before going down some more and licking around your anus
Stranger: moan out loudly as arch my back. 0h grandpa no! Thats hole is a virgin.
You: Hmm want Grandpa to change that? i ask up at you
Stranger: giggle as nod shyly.
You: You know Grandpa isnt a virgin back there. wink as stand up and take off my top
Stranger: giggle as kneel on the bed and unzip your pants taking your huge cock out as start to suck on your cock.
You: groan softly and smile Hmmm back in my army days, men had fun with each other. smirk as watch you
Stranger: cup your balls in my hand massaging them as deepthroat your cock.
You: smile and groan softly as lightly push deeper
Stranger: start to gag as take it out of my mouth. spit on your cock and lick it up.
You: Hmm suck that back up and spit it on my asshole baby girl. say and get on the bed on my stomach and spread my cheeks
Stranger: moan out as suck my spit in my mouth and spit on your asshole starting to lick it as swirl my tongue around it. spread your cheeks with my hands.
You: Hmm good girl! moan and smirk
Stranger: moan softly as shake my head back and forth teasing your asshole as lick up and down.
You: Hmm oh yea baby. smirk
Stranger: moan out softly as my tongue fucks your ass.
You: Hmm wanna fuck grandpa? ask smirking back at you
Stranger: giggle as lick and suck on your balls.
You: You got a strap on Lily? ask
Stranger: No dont have one pop-pop.
You: Go check your Moms room. smirk
Stranger: giggle getting up and check her room finding one.
You: (Describe it!)
You: (hello?)
You: (Lily?) | 06ceb974ab47b845 | Incest roleplay | 20171108172626 |
You: Ehm
Stranger: Hi
You: Are you ready?
Stranger: Probably
You: Dududdududdudu
You: want to be the very best..
Stranger: Like no one ever was...
You: Dudu
You: To catch them is my real test
Stranger: To train them is my cause
You: will travel across the land searching far and wide
You: Dudu
Stranger: Oh Pokemon, youre my real friend
You: Its my destiny oo0000000
You: Ok im done
You: Its my daily routine
Stranger: Reddit?
You: Wat
Stranger: 50$ youre posting it to Reddit You Ik
You: Reddit needs this
You: will post it now | 06e26d1e354946d3 | Pokemon | 20160926192654 |
Stranger: Hey
You: Hi
Stranger: Age?
You: 19
Stranger: Nice 21 here
You: cool
Stranger: Ye wyd?
You: in bed being bored
Stranger: Same
You: ya i was working on art then lost motivation :,)
Stranger: o no why?
You: just got bored ig
Stranger: aw that sucks i wish i could draw
You: im sure you can
Stranger: if i did im an embarresment to drawers out there lol
You: aw lol
Stranger: ya its sad when i knew someone who was amazing at drawing
You: i had a friend who was but then they did a thing and friend no more
Stranger: aw that super sucks
You: meh it was his fault
Stranger: fair enough similar thing happened to me as well
You: oh cool
Stranger: ya i aint friends with no snitches lol
You: om! mine cheated on me
Stranger: fuck thats a big sad
You: ikr
Stranger: id never do something like that to someone thats horrible
You: i would never either
You: also a thing i do on sites like this is i have like a code name thing that isnt my actual name
You: mines salt
Stranger: ohh smart
Stranger: ij should start doing the same lol
You: ya do u have any ideas?
Stranger: hmm idk it would be definitly be something awesome tho
You: whats a few of ur fave things mb u could go off that
Stranger: true probably be gaming related
Stranger: just thought of something
Stranger: My gamertag
You: ya thats a good idea
Stranger: my old cod gametag was zoro i guess ill use that
You: j like it its cool
Stranger: ty :)
Stranger: gosh idk why but im getting hard for no reason Imao
You: oop
Stranger: just happens ig
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You: if u leave ur triple gay Yo
You: ive trapped u
Stranger: can hold out longer than you can.
You: u see Yo really dont have a problem leaving
You: but u do
You: so if i leave its just facts
Stranger: Youre assuming have a problem with being triple gay, which dont.
You: then leave
You: pussy.
Stranger: Ill leave that to you, bitch!
You: nah im staying here rewatching The Office
You: starting at season one episode 1
Stranger: Im doing the same, but with the Simpsons. Ill be here a lot longer!!
You: ill be watching family guy afterwards
Stranger: Im pretty sure Ill still be here longer.
You: ok
You: well just wait and see
You: maybe ill watch some spongebob while im at it
Stranger: After the Simpsons plan on watching South Park.
Stranger: Thats a combined 40-50 seasons.
You: got me there Yo ut im still staying
You: im an alien
Stranger: Thats cool
Stranger: Do you come in peace?
You: sure Yo lepends on one question...
You: what kinda music u into?
Stranger: My favorite bands are Slipknot, disturbed, and Bone Thugs and Harmony.
You: ok g
You: we good
You: i might even turn u into an alien for adding slipknot in there
You: u did good fam
Stranger: Sweet shit man!!
You: fuck yeah!!
Stranger: Killswitch Engage is some good shit too.
You: DAAMMMNNN BIIITCCHH
You: MIGHT AS WELLL MAKE U MY KING
Stranger: That would be weird, but would gladly accept.
You: All hail king...
You: king what
Stranger: Thundercock
You: fuck yeah Yo Il hail king Thundercock
You: i shall sacrifice myself and claim myself as the triple gay
You: goodbye my sire | 0703971738e26046 | 20201107224450 |
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Stranger: Oj
You: oi
Stranger: Nome?
You: td bm?
Stranger: S e tuu
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Stranger: Hi
You: Hey
You: How are you?
Stranger: Im good you? You ood!
You: What brings you here?
Stranger: Looking to get a few specific triggers
You: mmhmm?
Stranger: the word cock
Stranger: and a few phrases
You: mind if ask for asr?
Stranger: 22, female, sub
You: so what do you want the trigger cock to do?
You: and the other triggers?
Stranger: you want cock cock is god
Stranger: to make me more submissive / devoted to cock
You: Ok, think can do that : )
You: Have you been hypnotized before?
Stranger: Yes!
Stranger: good girl with capitol Gs for making me homy
Stranger: blank girl in all caps to make me go under
You: and those are two that you already have?
Stranger: Yes!
You: Okay, cool
You: We can work with this :)
You: My names JD, by the way. Nice to meet you!
Stranger: Nice to meet you!
Stranger: also can it be whenever ANYONE says it written or spoken??
You: If thats what you want, sure
Stranger: Yes **
You: so you want cock, you want cock, and cock is god?
Stranger: Yes Yo kay, great Yo 0 let me know when youre comfortable and lets get into it
Stranger: am!
You: All right, great!
You: You seem very chipper :) Thats always good in a subject
Stranger: *
You: So first Im going to want you to take a deep breath in
You: and out
You: just releasing all of that air
You: as you breathe in
You: and out
You: releasing all that energy
You: You You You You
You: You
You: are you following?
Stranger: yes
You: Good Girl
You: then breathe in
You: and go BLANK GIRL
You: so deep
You: so good
You: so relaxed
You: continuing to breathe
You: in
You: and out
You: deep breaths in
You: and deep breaths out Yo ting in relaxation with every inhale
You: and letting out all your stress with every exhale
You: breathe in relaxation
You: out stress
You: in relaxation
You: and out stress
You: and on the count of 3
You: you will awaken
You: 1
You:
You:3
You: Hey! How do you feel?
Stranger: Pretty relaxed!
You: BLANK GIRL
You: dropping down even deeper ind out Il of the stress from the day Yo eling so relaxed
You: and so deep
You: breathing in
You: and out
You: and in
You: and out
You: what are you doing right now?
Stranger: nothing
You: Good Girl
You: and how do you feel?
Stranger: relaxed
You: very good
You: just continue to drop
You: deeper and deeper
You: so relaxed
You: nothing to worry about
You: nothing to do
You: nothing to think Yo st breathing in
You: and out
You: and feeling so good
You: so relaxed
You: and the next time you drop
You: you will drop 10x deeper
You: breathing in
You: and out
You: waking up in 3...
You: 2...
You:
You: Hey!
Stranger: Hi :3
You: BLANK GIRL
You: sooo deep
You: arent you?
Stranger: yes
You: Good Girl
You: Now when youre awake and you see the word cock, you will feel an immediate need for a cock
You: isnt that right?
Stranger: yes
You: Good Girl
You: breathing in
You: and out
You: so relaxed
You: in
You: and out
You: nothing to worry about
You: but breathing in
You: and breathing out Yo st let your mind go empty Yo st be a good little BLANK GIRL
You: its all you need Yo s all you crave
You: what do you crave?
Stranger: to be a good little blank girl
You: Good Girl
You: waking up in 3...
You: 2...
You:
You: Youre handling this like a champ :)
Stranger: Oh? Thats good :3
You: How do you feel so far, dear?
Stranger: Pretty good :3
You: Good :)
You: Anything noticeably different?
Stranger: dunno 030
You: Do you feel an urge for cock?
Stranger: yes
You: Good Girl ;)
You: and bet being called a Good Girl isnt helping to subdue that much, is it?
Stranger: no
You: on a scale of 1 to 10, how bad do you need it?
Stranger: 8
You: Good Girl
You: but we can do better than that, cant we?
Stranger: yes
You: have you ever gone under to a pendulum?
Stranger: Im not sure
You: Have you ever followed a pendulum or like a watch swinging back and forth and gone under trance that way?
Stranger: dont think so
You: Ok, but is that something that would excite you? Like the old-school hypnotist slowly hypnotizing the subject - her slowly succumbing to him?
Stranger: Possibly :)
You: Ok, then want you to imagine that in front of you, now
You: so far youve been a very good subject and typically the best subjects are creative ones.
You: do you consider yourself a creative person?
Stranger: yes
You: ok, great :)
You: so then if you wouldnt mind, describe to me what the watch would look like
You: the one you want to drop deeply to
Stranger: Im thinking of a long silver chain with a small crystal is that ok?
You: Its perfect :)
You: Just watch it swinging back and froth
You: back and forth
You: my hand dangling the chain in front of you Yo e crystal swaying across your eyes
You: each tiny movement of the crystal Yo e light bouncing off it a different way each time
You: its so interesting and unique
You: you cant take your eyes off it, can you?
Stranger: no
You: Good Girl
You: its like every swing is different
You: every time it sways to its left
You: and its right
You: you find yourself transfixed
You: wondering what it will look like with each pass Yo ondering what it will do at the top of each swing Yo s almost like with every swing
You: you forget the previous one
You: not knowing what comes next
You: You
You: its so pretty, isnt it?
Stranger: yes
You: Good Girl
You: and on a scale of 1 to 10
You: how badly do you want cock, now?
Stranger: 10
You: Good Girl
You: but continue watching the crystal
You: watch as it swings back and forth
You: the light glimmering in your eyes
You: but now you find Yo ith each glimmer
You: the crystal takes something from you Yo little bit of your personality Yo ith each swing
You: goes into the crystal
You: isnt that right?
Stranger: yes
You: Good Girl
You: with every swing
You: every glint of the crystal
You: you find that youre losing yourself
You: more and more
You: to the power of crystal
You: and every time that something leaves you
You: it is replaced
You: do you know what it is replaced by?
Stranger: cock
You: Good Girl
You: very good You need for cock
You: you want cock
You: dont you?
Stranger: yes
You: Good Girl
You: and with every swing of the crystal
You: you will want cock
You: more and more
You: until there is none of you left Yo s all in the crystal
You: all you have Youris a desire for cock
You: and with every swing
You: you stare at the crystal
You: transfixed by its power You You You You
You: and youve been staring at this crystal for so long
You: you just feel so spent
You: so empty
You: that all you are - all you need
You:is cock
You: isnt that right?
Stranger: yes
You: on a scale of 1 to 10
You: how badly do you need cock?
Stranger: 11
You: Good Girl
You: so good
You: thats exactly what we want
You: and when you awaken Yo henever you see the phrase you want cock Yo is is how badly you will want cock
You: as if theres nothing left of you
You: but the want for cock
You: you will wake up, the crystal returning its personality to you, on the count of 3
You: 3...
You: 2...
You:
You: So weve been at this for like a good half hour
You: how are you feeling?
Stranger: We have? :O
You: lol yeah
You: Ive been messing with your head for most of it :)
Stranger: Oh wow
You: how do you feel?
Stranger: Pretty good
You: And you want cock?
Stranger: yes
You: how bad?
Stranger: i need it
Stranger: its alli want
You: what would you do for it?
Stranger: anything
You: what are you wearing right now?
Stranger: a shirt and panties
You: and you would remove them for my cock
You: wouldnt you?
Stranger: yes
You: Good Gril
You: then take them off
Stranger: i did
You: very good
You: now can you get on your knees?
Stranger: yes
You: Good Girl
You: how bad do you need it?
Stranger: its alli want
You: Good Girl
You: you were so good with visualization last time
You: now imagine me standing in front of you
You: my massive cock out at your eye level
You: so close you can practically lick it
You: how does it make you feel?
Stranger: homy
You: very good
You: now imagine me swinging it back and forth
You: back and forth
You: just like the pendant
You: and youre following my cock now even more, arent you?
Stranger: yes
You: Good Girl nticing you :enrapturing you rawing you in :closer and closer s all you want
You: and its right there
You: draining your mind
You: draining your thoughts.
You: of anything but desire
You: you want it jammed hard inside you
You: as it swings
You: back and forth
You: back and forth
You: sucking away your will
You: sucking away any desire for anything but my cock
You: back and forth
You: back and forth
You: all you want
You: all you need Yo my cock
You: isnt that right?
Stranger: yes
You: Good Girl
You: cock is god
You: repeat that
You: cock is god
Stranger: cock is god
You: Again
Stranger: cock is god
You: Again
Stranger: cock is god
You: Again
Stranger: cock is god
You: keep going as continue typing to you
Stranger: cock is god
You: It feels so good
Stranger: cock is god
You: the thought of obeying my cock
Stranger: cock is god
You: the feel of my cock
Stranger: cock is god
You: the taste of my cock
Stranger: cock is god
You: its all you want
Stranger: cock is god
You: and all you desire
You: you may stop now
You: what do you want?
Stranger: cock ood Girl ind everytime you see or hear the phrase cock
You: you will want cock this badly
You: isnt that right?
Stranger: yes
You: Good Girl
You: you will awaken on the count of 3
You: and finally get your wish ;)
You: 3.
You:
You: 1
You: Hey, so how was that?
Stranger: Pretty intense think :o.
You: Good ; think got all the triggers you wanted
You: Want to find out?
Stranger: Sure!
You: cock is god Yo low are you feeling right now?
Stranger: i will do anything for cock
You: oh yeah?
You: are you still naked and on your knees?
Stranger: yes
You: tell me what youd do to me for my cock
Stranger: i would worship it and use my tongue all over
You: Good Girl
You: imagine my cock in your mouth now
You: feeling every vein
You: every sensitive spot
You: tickling it
You: letting the precum lap at you tongue
You: it feels so good, doesnt it?
Stranger: yes
You: thats right
You: and you take your hands
You: and start working the shaft Yo aking it grow so big inside of you
You: taking up so much of your mouth
You: so big
You: its barely able to fit
You: you love it so much, dont you?
Stranger: yes
You: Good Girl
You: are you touching yourself right now?
Stranger: yes
You: Good Girl
You: imagine now that its not your fingers
You: but my cock inside of you
You: fucking you so hard
You: isnt that right?
Stranger: yes You ood Girl
You: going in and out You and out
You: playing with your pussy Yo bbing up against the inner walls.
You: it feels so good
You: as my cock caresses your clit
You: rubbing it hard
You: making you so homy
You: making you so full of cum
You: youre a good little blank girl whos just full of cum
You: arent you?
Stranger: yes
You: Good Girl
You: how close are you to cumming?
Stranger: really close
You: very good
You: then on the count of 5
You: you will cum as cum Yo eling so satisfied
You: so good
You: and dropping so so very deep once you are finished
You: isnt that right?
Stranger: yes
You: Good Girl...
You: cumming in 1...
You: cock
You:2
You: cock
You:3
You: you want cock
You: You You You You
You:
You: let me know once youre done
Stranger: iam done
You: Good Girl
You: when count down from 3 you will awaken
You: all of those triggers still with you
You: isnt that right?
Stranger: yes
You: Good Girl
You: waking up in 3...
You: 2...
You:
You: Hey! So how was it for you?
Stranger: It was good!
You: Good! You had a good time? Any criticisms or critiques for me?
Stranger: Yes! Uh not that can think of
You: Nice :)
You: you have those three triggers you wanted now, btw
Stranger: Oh, thats great! Thanks :3
You: Do you want to test it out?
Stranger: Sure o:
You: You try using one of the,
You: them
You: lets see if that works
Stranger: Uhh okay
Stranger: cock
You: anything?
Stranger: i want cock now
You: so guess it works then ;)
You: do you want it to work when you use it or not?
Stranger: Whenever anyone uses it? c:
Stranger: theres a video i like to watch thatll help reinforce it a lot :P
You: right, but do you want it to work specifically when you say it?
You: or should it just be when others say it?
You: up to you
Stranger: when others say it :3
You: ok then, lets fix that :)
You: take a deep breath in
You: and letit all out
You: take a deep breath in
You: and letit all out
You: deep breath in
You: and BLANK GIRL
You: going so deep
You: so very deep
You: so deep into trance
You: how do you feel?
Stranger: blank
You: Good Girl
You: now the phrases cock, you want cock, and cock is god make you desire cock, all to different degrees
You: isnt that right?
Stranger: yes
You: Good Girl
You: but now they will only work when somebody else uses them
You: if you say them, the words have no power
You: isnt that right?
Stranger: yes
You: Good Girl
You: you will wake up on the count of 3... You You
You: Okay, so think were good now :) How do you feel?
Stranger: Good! :3
You: Great!
You: Now just to make sure - try using one of your phrases again
You: a different one than before
Stranger: Uh
Stranger: cock is god?
You: and how does that make you feel?
Stranger: No effect?
You: Good!
You: But how do you feel when say cock is god?
Stranger: its allineed
You: thats right ;)
You: do you want us to take care of that urge before you go?
Stranger: yes
You: Good Girl
You: tell me what you would do to my cock
You: How would you please it?
Stranger: i want to lick it and suck it
Stranger: make it cum without my hands
Stranger: deep throat it
You: very good
You: go on
You: tell me how it feels
Stranger: its so warm to the touch
Stranger: so warm as i pull it into my mouth
You: mmm and its just growing more and more with every touch
Stranger: i feel it twitch as i move my tongue over it
You: its so sensitive to every lick
Stranger: mm i work along the shaft as i deep throat it
Stranger: i want this to last as i suck it down Yo mm so good
You: its throbbing inside of you
Stranger: i pull it all the way in, teasing the balls with my tongue gently before bobbing again
You: oooh taking it all in
You: love the feeling of your lips on my cock
Stranger: i love the feeling of being stretched by your cock
You: Im soooo close to cumming
Stranger: i need your cum the feeling of your warm sticky seed in my mouth on my face
You: mmmmm
You: oh, Im cumming so much
You: so much
You: so much more than ever before
Stranger: mmm i swallow as much as i can
You: ohhhh
You: and it tastes so good doesnt it?
Stranger: yesss
You: ahhhh
Stranger: its so good
You: ohh hope so
You: you feel good, now?
Stranger: yes
You: good ;)
You: and you have your three triggers, now
Stranger: thank you!
You: no problem!
You: hope all your future trancing and training goes well :)
Stranger: Thanks!
You: Have a good night!
Stranger: You too! | 070d6567df5b2b71 | erotic hypnosis, erotic hypno | 20170408065050 |
Stranger: Did you hide my cigarettes again? - SM
You: No. JM
Stranger: Then why are they gone? - SM know that Ive left them on the kitchen counter. - SM
You: have them. JM
Stranger: Youre one pain in the ass. Why?! - SM
You: dont like the sight of them in my kitchen. JM
Stranger: It is our kitchen... - SM
You: Of course, dear. JM
Stranger: Will you come home before leave or do have to get new ones? - SM
You: Both. JM
Stranger: Both? - SM
You: There wont be any left. JM
Stranger: You started smoking again? - SM
You: Lets just say had a moment of weakness. JM
Stranger: Okay, whats up? What did miss? - SM
You: Just work, Tiger. Nothing you need to be worried about. JM
Stranger: Kitten, please. - SM Your: Ill get you new ones. JM
Stranger: You dont have to. SM
You: know. JM
Stranger: Jimmy, please. What is wrong? - SM
You: My suit is going to stink. Will you help me out of it when get home? JM
Stranger: Of course, if you tell me what is up. - SM
You: Im just busy. JM
Stranger: wont get a word out of you, will I? - SM
You: Why talk when we can do other things? JM
Stranger: Because every now and then worry about you. - SM
You: Youre sweet. JM
Stranger: Ugh. Dont ever say that again. - SM
You: My sweet little Tiger. JM
Stranger: James. - SM
You: Mm. JM
Stranger: Ill literally strangle you. - SM
You: Ooh, sounds fun. JM
Stranger: Does it, hu? - SM
You: Youre so strong. Strong enough to kill me with your bare hands. Thats sexy. JM
Stranger: You know would never hurt you. Only a little. Only enough for you to take. - SM
You: can take a lot. Youd be surprised. JM
Stranger: Remember that one time you literally cried? First time saw some real emotions tho. - SM
You: dont recall. JM
Stranger: Are you sure? came back from my first job ever with you. - SM
Stranger: You were sweet and acting like you didnt even care if was back dead or alive. - SM
You: Well, that was a long time ago. JM
Stranger: And now youre extremly clingy whenever come home from a job that took me longer than usual. - SM
You: Clingy? Thats ridiculous. JM
Stranger: Mhm. - SM
Stranger: Last time you wouldnt even let me fall asleep on the sofa because you didnt have any space to sleep there. - SM
You: was cold. JM
Stranger: If you say so. - SM
You: dont understand why youd want to sleep on that lumpy thing when theres a perfectly good bed in the other room. JM
Stranger: was tired and didnt want to move. dont care where sleep. - SM
You: Next time Ill let you stay there. JM
Stranger: You can always just sleep ontop of me, if youre that cold. - SM
You: Youre even lumpier than the sofa. JM
Stranger: But am warm. - SM
You: Will you be late tonight? JM
Stranger: Depends on how much the target struggles. - SM
You: Be back before ten or im locking you out. JM
Stranger: Yes, boss. - SM
You: Good boy. JM
Stranger: Should wait till youre home or leave now? - SM
You: You might as well leave now. Ill be a while, probably. JM
Stranger: Alright. - SM Can get you anything when come back home? - SM
You: A clone of myself. JM
Stranger: For me or for you? - SM
You: Do you really think you could handle two of me? JM
You: need someone to do all of this work for me. JMZ
Stranger: In bed, yes. On a day to day basis? would probably shoot myself. - SM
You: Two of you would be very useful. JM
Stranger: Oh? Why that? - SM
You: For a lot of reasons. JM
Stranger: Name a few. What would you do with another me? - SM
You: Although the flat would be twice as messy. JM
You: could get twice as many people killed. JM
Stranger: Probably. - Sm
Stranger: Boring. can kill more people if had to.- SM
You: One of you wouldnt have to work at all, then. JM
Stranger: Sounds way better. Even though might would get bored. - SM
You: Yes. Tigers shouldnt be kept in a cage. JM
Stranger: So you would have to entertain me. How would you do that? - SM
You: Do you doubt my ability to entertain, Sebastian? JM
Stranger: would never. Just want something nice to think about during work. - SM
You: Daydreaming on duty, hm? JM
Stranger: would never. - SM
You: You can think about me with a knife. JM
Stranger: Fuck. Thats kind of hot. - SM
You: wonder if youd think that with it pressed against your dick. JM
Stranger: delayed You would never. - Sm
You: Its more fun if it feels real. JM
Stranger: Sometimes really question you, Jim. - SM
You: Why? Is that too crazy for you? JM
Stranger: No. But never am sure if you are just playing around or actually serious. - SM
You: Thats the whole point, Sebby. JM
Stranger: One day am gonna wake up with your hands around my throat, just know it. - SM
You: Its not like you wouldnt be able to push me off. JM
Stranger: Its not like would push you off. - SM
You: Imagine if we had clones. JM
You: We could go on holiday. JM
Stranger: You would probably run off with yourself and get married in Vegas. - SM
You: No, that definitely sounds like a Seb thing. JM
Stranger: would argue with myself and probably kill the other me if he layed a hand on you. - SM
You: Hot. JM
Stranger: Me killing myself? - SM
Stranger: You didnt think so the last time tried. - SM
You: Dont. JM
Stranger: Sorry. - SM
You: Get to work. JM
Stranger: Already working. - SM
You: Great. JM
Stranger: Hes strugging. - SM
Stranger: *struggling
You: Then stop texting me and deal with it. JM
Stranger: Still getting sensitive over that topic, hm? - SM
You: no reply
Stranger: Is this your way of saying that you care about me? - SM
You: No. JM
Stranger: Right. - SM
You: Two of you would be insufferable. JM
Stranger: You really want two of me, dont you? - SM
You: Id have a spare. JM
Stranger: In case of what? - SM
You: Anything. JM
Stranger: God, Jimmy, you really are scared that try killing myself again. - SM
Stranger: had no idea. - SM
You: Well, youre an idiot. JM
Stranger: can not deny that. - SM
You: Youre not allowed to. JM
Stranger: To deny that am an idiot? - SM
You: To try again. JM
Stranger: wasnt planning to try again. SM
You: Keep it that way. JM
Stranger: Jimmy... - SM
You: No. JM
Stranger: would never leave you. - SM
You: Liar. You wanted to. JM
Stranger: know, and am sorry. But would never try again. Not ever. - SM
You: Why not? Whats changed? JM
Stranger: dont know. Youve changed. Changed me, mean. - SM
You: Everything changes. JM
Stranger: You gave me a reason to keep going. - SM
You: Tiger. JM
Stranger: Hm? - SM
You: need you. JM
Stranger: Should come home?! Whats wrong?! - SM
You: No, idiot. Nothing is wrong. JM
Stranger: Oh, you mean- oh. Right. - SM
Stranger: Well, am glad. - SM
You: Mm. JM
Stranger: Kitten? - SM
You: What? JM
Stranger: Dont kill me for this, but guess, uh, well. - SM love you. - SM
You: Oh. JM
Stranger: Yeah. - SM Well, should go back to work, clean up and stuff. - SM
You: Do it quickly. JM
Stranger: Yeah, sure, will do. - SM
You: Im cold again. JM
Stranger: Ill be home in half an hour. - SN
Stranger: Maybe 20 minutes. - SM
You: Youre getting old. JM
Stranger: am at the other end of the town! SM
You: img attached: Jim in nothing but one of Sebastians old t-shirts JM
Stranger: Oh? - SM
You: figured maybe should try the carrot approach, since the stick doesnt seem to be working. JM
Stranger: Im coming, Jimmy. - SM
You: Im impatient. JM
Stranger: know. am already in the car. - SM
You: Do we have any lube in the living room? JM
Stranger: dont think so.....- SM
You: Hm. JM
Stranger: Kitten is needy today, hu? - SM
You: Its been a terrible day. JM
You: need you to fix it for me. JM
Stranger: Sebastian practically hurried home, not even sure if he anted to be there for Jim or if he wanted to take ut his frustration. When he arrived, he shrugged off his jacket and kicked off his shoes. Im home, the man said half hearted, looking at himself in the mirror. His jeans and tshirt were a mess, covered in blood and other gross body fluits. His target had been a tough one. Jim?
You: Jim let out a sigh as he finally, /finally/ heard the door open and Sebastian arrive. He was feeling both tired and restless, and yes, maybe more than a bit needy. Getting up from the sofa, he walked over to the doorway where he could get a good look at his Tiger. Youre filthy, he tutted, leaning against the doorframe, hardly thinking about how he looked nothing close to proper himself. Half-naked, hair slightly ruffled, pupils blown wide with arousal. Licking his lips, he took a few steps closer, stopping just out of reach. Undress, he ordered, looking up at Sebastian.
Stranger: Sebastian rose a brow and looked over to Jim once he heared his voice, a small smile shooting across his face. Jim was odd, truly odd. He was adorable yet sexy, innocent yet looked like he was about to kill someone. Taking off his shirt sniper looked down to his boss. I thought about taking a quick shower, before, you know, making you dinner or something like this. He knew how to tease Jim, he knew how to push him to the edge.
You: Jim only half-listened as he studied the snipers bare chest, not even trying to hide his desire. You will do nothing of the sort, Moran, he said matter-of-factly. Jim took a step closer, standing on his tip-toes to get on eye level with the man, reaching up to run a hand through his hair. Looking him straight in the eye. You do love me, dont you? You wouldnt make me wait, Tiger...
Stranger: That was enough for Sebastian to lose his patience with him, to lose every last bit of manners he had. He had never told Jim that he loved him. And then he had send this stupid text message, the message that he would love to take back. The sniper simply pulled Jim against his chest, kissing him roughly, before pressing him up against the wall. Shut up, he said ina low voice.
You: Jims hand ended up grabbing onto Sebastians hair, the other reaching for his back, nails digging into the other mans skin as he felt himself pushed up against the wall. Make me, Jim teased, but didnt have time to grin before their mouths crashed together again. Youre getting someone elses blood all over my legs, he had enough time to point out, reaching down to unzip Sebastians jeans. Youre lucky love you...
Stranger: Sebastian pulled back, surprised and confused at the same time. You do what?, he asked. He looked at Jim the way he had never looked at him before. He knew Jim. He knew that the man infront of him would say a lot to get what he wanted. But this right now was a different situation. This wasnt about a stupid job, about getting Sebastian to walk down to the shop to get him sweets in the middle of the night. Say that again. im had turned his eyes down to the work at hand, but glanced up as he felt Sebastian stop. Rolling his eyes, he let out a sigh. Really, Seb? But despite his attitude, Jim felt exposed all of a sudden. He hadnt actually, ftechnically/ meant to say it. It had just sort of.. slipped out. He bit his lip, felt his heart pound as he looked at Sebastian. love you. Okay, so maybe this scares him a little. Maybe he was glad to have a wall behind him for support.
Stranger: Sebastians face softened as he cuppsed Jims cheeks, looking deep into his eyes. It was stupid, this was the most stupid situation he had ever been in. He wasnt one to love people, he wasnt one to show affection in any way. But Jim was.. special. Jim was different. i love you too, Kitten, Sebastian whispered, kissing the man infront of him softly, before lifting him up. Bed or couch?, he asked, eyes glazed. (1 am sorry but ive gotta go. This was nice! If you wanna continue, you can hit me up at legilimenxyweb.de or IG (same username). Totally up to you if you wanna continue! Bye!) | 071ab6e60a4eac37 | MorMor, Sherlock | 20180714202901 |
Stranger: Hi
Stranger: do you wanna play with me ?
You: yes
Stranger: i am live on www.AdultOmegle.eu | 071c0583dbead2c3 | 20170801131424 |
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You: hey
Stranger: Hi age
You: 25
You: you?
Stranger: was wondering if could ask your mom something about my sister if you dont mind me asking
You: what about?
Stranger: Its private
Stranger: Can ask her
You: sure
Stranger: Put Strange Strange
Stranger: Here
Stranger: OK
You: ok hang on
Stranger: K
You: hi
Stranger: Hi love how are you
You: what did you want to ask?
Stranger: Dont tell your son this but there isnt anything to ask about my sister i just wanted to talk to you if thats OK
You: its not because its still me, lol | 071d398dc2ccf44c | bi | 20190630034657 |
Stranger: M
You: Hi
You: F
Stranger: Age
You: Its sucks that u skip for everyone that is not a chick
Stranger: dont tho f
You: So ur bisexual
Stranger: Yes ammm
You: Ok
You: Im Male tbh
Stranger: Lmao why did you say F
You: yk
You: i was about to catfish u
Stranger: Mmmm love being catfished
Stranger: Where you from
You: nice
You: from Brazil
Stranger: Usa
You: ok
Stranger: You are cock hungry rn arent yoy
You: maybe
You: wbu?
Stranger: My bbc is hard rn
You: Ok, u can fuck me, but my ass is not cute and girly | 0720a875ee41621d | Hentai | 20210807133920 |
You: hi
Stranger: No
You: you wanna hear a knock knock joke?
Stranger: Yes definitely
You: knock knock
Stranger: love them
Stranger: Its open
Stranger: Come in
You: this is a robbery and youre gonna give me all your money
Stranger: Take me with you
You: and that vase over there
Stranger: Are you gonna take me as well
You: Im gonna take you hostage yes
Stranger: *o*
Stranger: Stockholm syndrome is coming up
You: well you voulenteered so technically youre your own captor
Stranger: Oh well
Stranger: Thats fair
You: did you like the knock knock joke?
Stranger: did
You: nice
Stranger: Yup
You: wanna hear another
Stranger: Sure
You: knock knock
Stranger: Whos there
You: bazinga
Stranger: Omg Sheldon!!
You: what?
Stranger: Sheldon from the big bang theory
Stranger: A TV show
You: yea
Stranger: Anyway
You: i know but what
Stranger: Bazinga sho
Stranger: (he says that word when he pranks someone)
You: ye
Stranger: Who*
You: bazinga
Stranger: .... dont get it
You: really?
Stranger: It happens
You: its bazinga how is that not a funny joke
Stranger: Ohhhhhhhhhhh
Stranger: Yea yeah Imao
You: k bye | 072b7fc59b249707 | memes | 20201107223757 |
Stranger: F orm
You: guess theyre never f huh?
Stranger: Huh | 074f0b200f077e24 | Conversation | 20201107224830 |
Stranger: Hi
You: Hi
You: O wowie
Stranger: So you like undertale?
You: Yes
Stranger: Do you know any ships? Yo Indye x Alphys Yo hate aus btw))
Stranger: Dont fucking talk to me then | 0769756e96a57135 | Undertale | 20170215025017 |
You: Heyyy
Stranger: hiii
You: Male or Female
Stranger: m
You: F
Stranger: age
You: 16
You: why?
Stranger: same
You: oh okkk
You: how has your day been
Stranger: alright
Stranger: wbu
You: Its been coo
Stranger: where ya from?
You: Do you come on here often
You: Im from sacramento cali
You: wbu
Stranger: cool
Stranger: no i dont
Stranger: tx
You: oh ok
Stranger: what are you looking for here?
You: Friends tbh
You: or just get to have nice conversations
Stranger: alright have good time here my frien
You: you too | 076e0981a0466020 | 20191018035154 |
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You: heyy
Stranger: Hilll
Stranger: IM SO HAPPY RN AND ITS SCARY WEIRD
You: why ??
Stranger: Bc m watching edits and falling for another fictional charactee
Stranger: Character*
You: ooocop
You: who is it?
Stranger: Carl Gallagher from shameless...
You: i always thought of starting that show
Stranger: SAMEE
Stranger: still havent seen it. Jus watched a lot of edits ahha
You: soo, what have you been watching this month
Stranger: finished Lucifer
You: bruhhhhh
Stranger: Continued supernatural and got bored again
Stranger: What?
You: 5b need to hurry tf up
Stranger: FRRR
Stranger: Google says next month sooo.
Stranger: Hopefully then
You: that was the first show that made me start watching edits
Stranger: Lmacoo
Stranger: Tvd was the first show tht made me start watching edits
Stranger: And then it was teen wolf. And so forth
You: ohhh
Stranger: Wut
You: nothing its just those are iconic shows that i never watched lol
Stranger: 😂😂8#128514;
You: what were your thoughts on Mazikeen during 5a
You: especially during the last episode of 5a.. smfhh
Stranger: Tbh dont remember what was different about her so if u could refreshhhhh my brain
You: she starts believing Michael instead of lucifer and betrays lucifer again.. like always
Stranger: OMG THT WAS ANNOYING
You: but then again.. luci is a dick to her soi dont blame her fr
Stranger: Imaco
Stranger: had to read tht carefully then from jus first glance
You: LMFAO
You: but yeah that show made me fall in luv with lauren german
You: she plays chloe if u dont know who she is irl lol
Stranger: OHHHH
Stranger: Hahahah
Stranger: found her ehhhhhhhh
Stranger: But the actor probably. Ok.
You: damnnn, you not messing with her?
Stranger: Why would be. If anyone it be mazikeen not Chloe (or the actor)
Stranger: Actress*
You: true true
You: so what else do you watch
Stranger: Oh so many things
You: la casa da papel?
Stranger: Say whatt
You: money heist lol
You: sex education??
You: ozark??
Stranger: ve seen sex education
You: do you like it or nah
Stranger: Yeah
Stranger: It was good
Stranger: Did u watch it
You: yes one of my favorite shows
Stranger: Yea
You: just waiting on maeve and otis to get together
Stranger: Frrrr
You: when isaac deleted that voicemail at the end of S2 my jaw just dropped
Stranger: Frrr
You: whats one of your fave shows?
Stranger: HMMMM dkkkk atmmmmm iotham was good feen wolf was good
Stranger: Friends
Stranger: So many things tht cant think of rn
Stranger: Wbu
You: do you agree with my opinion?
Stranger: .......
You: LMAOGO
Stranger: mean its mostly dramatic
Stranger: U dont gotta think its funny
Stranger: Well except for Joey
Stranger: Hes normally funny
Stranger: Phoebe
You: tbh i never watched it, i just said that because people on twitter say guys say its funny to get their crush to like them or whatevs
Stranger: Chandler is less then them but yeah
Stranger: Lmaoco
Stranger: actually thought about it
You: thought about whta
You: what*
Stranger: The whole comedy thing. was thinking about it.
Stranger: Its mostly drama or like racheal bein dumb and Ross cheating and some ppl finally getting together after seasosn
Stranger: Seasons*
You: ohh
You: u watch greys?
You: i asked that bc the shows you named as your faves have a lot of seasons Imao
Stranger: Oh yeah
Stranger: watched 2 seasons of greys anatomy and stopppeddd
Stranger: watched 12 seasons of supernatural before stopping
Stranger: To be fair. like watching a lot of tv
Stranger: Meaning shows and movies
You: why tf are there so many seasons for supernatural
Stranger: Ikr. They finally ended it this year at 15 seasons
Stranger: Although. They die a lot. Deal with the devil and the darkness and god and angels and demons ghosts. Jack. A lot of things
You: do you believe it should have ended long ago or nah
Stranger: Nah actually
Stranger: They did it well but sad cuz a lot of shows ended around 3-5 seasons
Stranger: Yk?
You: yes
You: shows that i like get ended fairly quickly and it annoys me
Stranger: Ikrr
You: like how is the CW bouta cancel black lightning after this season but the flash gets another??
Stranger: Yeah man
Stranger: It thought flash was done but no getting a season 7 smh
You: ill still watch it *rolls eyes*
Stranger: Ahhah
Stranger: Ahahaha*
You: Imao
You: so what kind of music are you into
Stranger: Idek. like badass music and sometimes listen to sad music but it bores me unless 1m doin smth on my phone
Stranger: Wbu
You: badass music as in rock or like heavy metal?
Stranger: Bro idk
Stranger: Its jus like. Makes u feel badass and is awesome
You: Imaooo Yo m a r&b/rap person, i lean more towards r&b
Stranger: Whats tht
Stranger: ?
You: uhh
Stranger: Whattt
You: its like brent faiyaz
You: do you know who that is?
Stranger: Nope
You: rihanna?
Stranger: Yeah Ik who she is
You: yeaa like her
Stranger: Oh
Stranger: Oki
You: you like her music?
Stranger: dont listen to her music
You: ohhhh
Stranger: Is it good
You: yeahh but i dont know if youll like it be it wont make you feel badass Imao
Stranger: Lmfaooo
Stranger: jus dont listen to a lot of music anymore hahaha. Mostly jus get editing audios stuck in my head
You: i understand, those mixed audios go hard
Stranger: Yupppp
You: do you edit by any chance?
Stranger: do some when I1m bored or think of a good one and do it
Stranger: m not very good at posting more then like 1-2 times a month doe
You: ouuu
You: what shows do you edit?
Stranger: Jus ppl
Stranger: But sometimes more then one person from a show
You: ohh
You: so im guessing you have a lot of favorite actors?
Stranger: 2
You: or just crushes lol
Stranger: A lot of random dammmmm. Dammmmmmm. Broooo. Tht guyyyt jejdjsidhndnd. And then edit randomly or jus search up edits to watch for a lot of hours
You: LMAO
Stranger: 💀💀
Stranger: also like to talk about them but NO ONE WANTS TO LISTEN hahhahaha
Stranger: ...anyways
Stranger: What shoes do u like
Stranger: Shows******
You: la casa de papel aka money heist, ozark, breaking bad, the punisher, jessica jones, luke cage, daredevil, STRANGER THINGS
You: before i stop, am i naming strictly netflix shows?
You: i could go on for a couple minutes Imao
Stranger: Nah any show anywhere
Stranger: Lmao
Stranger: Go ahead
Stranger: ?
You: icarly, jessie, iron fist, walking dead (up till season & RIP JESSIE), umbrella academy, narcos, narcos mexico, elite, fate winx saga (kinda), CRIMINAL MINDS, the 100, zoey 101, AOT, BLACK MIRROR, grand army, i have mixed feelings about 13 reasons why, WANDAVISIONN (WATCH IT), the defenders, mandalorian
Stranger: Oh shiiittt
You: ij wasnt done LOL
Stranger: ve seen wandavision
Stranger: Lmao rip ahahahhahhah
Stranger: wanna watch 2 of those
Stranger: Seen like 2-3
You: which do you wanna watch and which have you already saw
Stranger: wanna watch criminal minds and the fate winx thing. And have seen umbrella academy Wanda vision Carly and Jessie
You: according to twitter, fate winx is white washed Imfao
You: and i AGREE after seeing what winx originally is
Stranger: Looks cool on the preview on Netflix ahha
Stranger: Oh dang
You: it is
You: youve seen umbrella academy!! Yo hos your favorite sibling
You: before you answer
You: is it klaus?
Stranger: NEEDA LEARN TO SHIFTTT. 😭😭. No its five
Stranger: Klaus second tho
You: FW FIVE
You: that scene where killed everyone with the axe in the office
Stranger: THE FIRST THOUGHT HAD WHEN FIRST WATCHED THT WAS DAMMM THT WAS HOT 😂😂
Stranger: Words
You: that shit had me so hyped
You: LOL
Stranger: Lmao
You: but i was like damnn he killed the guy with the fish tank as his head
Stranger: was waiting for tht
You: j liked his vibes
Stranger: was like jus bash in the thing stop killin the dumb human body
You: WOWWW
Stranger: He finally did but still
Stranger: Lmfaoo
You: it was also sad when they killed the office guy with the cat
You: i forgot his name
Stranger: Oh so u was sad??
You: he wouldnt give the location of the siblings if i remember correctly
Stranger: Hahaha
You: yeah he was innocent smh
Stranger: Damn. seee
You: but
You: that scene where allison was fucking everyone up at the end jesusss
Stranger: m always like yasss killlemmmm. When is see my favorite characters get evil
Stranger: And yeah
You: i heard a rumor you stopped breathing
You: i was like oh my god
Stranger: Haahahahhaha
Stranger: Gurl got POWEERR
Stranger: The way ppl could use tht
You: exactly and that brings me to my next question, if you could have any of the siblings power, who would it be?
You: idk if i worded that correctly Imfao
Stranger: HMMMM
You: i would choose allison tho
Stranger: gotchu
Stranger: And mean yeahhh
Stranger: But vanya got some world ending power sooo
Stranger: But yeah Allisons would be useful
Stranger: Def choose tht if i wasnt tryna destroy the world
You: i would also choose fives too bc you can go anywhere! !
Stranger: Yeah but
Stranger: BUTTT
Stranger: u could get money. (Another thing). Andddddd houses. Cars. U can end ppls life with a word. Less fun but still. Could stop someone from killing u. Could do a lot
Stranger: U could get urself a car and go there urself
You: yeah Allison is top tier nvm LOL
Stranger: 😂😂8#128514; Strange mmmmmmm
Stranger: why are fictional characters jus better in every way possible. (Normally unless one of the two actors spoke of)
You: LOL ou and fictional characters
You: which one are you obsessed with
Stranger: The two actors and everyone they play. But also carllll is where its at rnnn. mean have barley breathed in the last like hour and a half
Stranger: Anyways.........
You: LMFAQOOO
Stranger: Wut
You: thats the second time you said that when you brought up carl and fictional characters
Stranger: Said what
Stranger: U werent answering for awhile so said anyways...
You: bc i was on twitter looking at a tweet my bad
Stranger: Lmacoo
Stranger: Sometimes ppl dont get messages so was bein sure haha
You: soo carl gallagher
You: did you make edits of him?
Stranger: Not yet ahhaha
Stranger: Theres a process
Stranger: 😌
You: how long does it usually take
Stranger: Idk.
Stranger: Normally watch the show first
Stranger: So
Stranger: Somewhere when m watching the seasons where he older
You: ohhh
You: is carl gallagher his show name or irl name?
Stranger: Its his name on the show Imfao
You: ohhh
You: im gonna ask you a question
Stranger: Ok
You: do you use tiktok?
Stranger: Yeah
You: and you know what pronouns are right
Stranger: Yeaaaaa
You: ok so i came across this tiktok and she named several neopronouns that she prefers to be called by
You: and my question is, what is your viewpoint on neopronouns
Stranger: Seems complicated
You: i guess its like custom pronouns?? idek
Stranger: Still. Seems complicated
You: she said her neoprounouns were bug/bugs/ bugself, mew/mews/mewself/, grease/grimes/ grimeself
Stranger: Oml
You: LMAGOO
You: im like wtf ???
Stranger: COMPLICATED
Stranger: hahahha
Stranger: She a bug
Stranger: No no lm sorry
Stranger: Bug a bug
Stranger: 😂😂8#128514;
You: like i will not refer to someone as grease or bug
You: refer someone*
Stranger: Seems like a insult tbh
You: exxfuckigactly
You: another question
Stranger: Ok
You: if you could live in any other era besides this one, which one would it be?
Stranger: 90s
Stranger: Wait does tht count
Stranger: Whats a era againnnnn
You: yea that counts
Stranger: Ok the 90s wbu
You: hmm
You: prolly ancient rome/ancient greece
Stranger: Also 50s and okkkk
Stranger: Theres some bad things about 50s. A lot. But more ppl be respectful
Stranger: Hopefully they aint tooooco respectful. Yk. Ahaha. Lmao
You: LOL
You: why would you go to the 90s?
Stranger: Bc
You: before you answer my guess is
You: fashion!
Stranger: Ew no
Stranger: Who tf cares about fashion
You: LOL
You: fashion was popping back then
Stranger: Still
You: well what is the reason
Stranger: ..... welll now dont wanna say
You: just say ittt judgement free zonze
You: zone*
Stranger: Ppl hit different in the 90s
You: fashion is apart of the reason why
Stranger: Nah
You: the hairstyles
You: the vibe
You: wowww
Stranger: Bruhhhh
Stranger: Shawn hunter. lan bohan. The guy tht places pirates of the Caribbean. They all hit different back then
Stranger: They were also younger. But Igz the whole. Soft boy thing helped the vibe
Stranger: But also the camera quality
You: wow i really do not no any actors
You: j was like shawn hunter??
Stranger: Yeah. Smth ryder
You: and i think youre talking about johnny depp from pirates right?
Stranger: Yes
Stranger: keep forgetting his name
You: you think the 90s camera quality is aesthetic
Stranger: Ncjdhshdhdhchhef
You: LOLL
Stranger: Lmao
Stranger: It helps the softness
Stranger: made an edit actually
Stranger: Of them
Stranger: For the purpose of saying how 90s ppl hit different
You: ohhhhh
You: and about the 50s
You: lemme guess
You: an actor?
Stranger: Nah or one. Those poodle skirts look cool . Respectful
Stranger: As said
You: so it is FASHION A HA
Stranger: No actor from the 50s eek and yes
You: damnn you think everyone in this generation is rude asf or something LMAO
Stranger: YES
Stranger: Lmao. No mean like the man gonn be nice with flowers and treat u right. Unlike the woman users of today
You: wym by that
You: woman users
You: j think i understand but not 100
Stranger: Oml. Seems self explanatory
Stranger: What do u think meant
You: use women for sex and leave them?
Stranger: Basically
You: ohh so youre saying you hate men in this generation
Stranger: Not allllll
Stranger: Jus. Like. Anyone who does tht
You: so a lot of the men in this generation
Stranger: Yeha
You: yeahh i dont get triggered or annoyed when i see women issues
Stranger: Dam
You: my older sister is like a hardcore feminist, so i understand some women viewpoints
Stranger: m lowkey a feminist but alsoooo0000000. kinda understand the mans side
Stranger: mean
Stranger: Not 100 but kinda
You: i dont understand why we as in men, get angry when women bring up their issues when it comes to us
You: makes me cringe a lot
Stranger: 🤷‍♀️
Stranger: Men are idiots a lot
You: yup
You: especially tiktok, jesus christ
Stranger: FRRR
Stranger: like. understand with the e girls but
Stranger: They needa chill sometimes
Stranger: Unless Thts not what u mean then jus said Yeha
You: thats what i meant but also the comments we say make zero sense
Stranger: Hahahahahha
Stranger: My side of tiktok its all about how hot fictional characters are and how we alllll wanna rail em 😂😂 its great. 1m here for itttttt ahaha
You: LMAGOO
Stranger: Also stuff about leaving tiktok to go read wattpad. litterly love my side stg
Stranger: They all moooooocoodddd
You: i remember my wattpad phas
You: phase*
You: a lot of attack on titan fan fiction
Stranger: Lmfaooo
Stranger: BRO READ THE MOST AMAZING BOOK ON THERE (they only had sex like 5 times in 60 chapter but) it was a great story.
You: do you reccomend it?
Stranger: Well. Do u like Kai Parker
Stranger: Bc it not then i dont
Stranger: If*
You: omg i dont know these people Imaooo
Stranger: Ikkkkk hahahahah Strange said u didnt watch the show
Stranger: was joking around but the whole thing is hating him. Being in a prison world (world to ourselves) gurl rly hated him cuz he a sociopath. Likeeee. Bitch look at him and stfu or he gon choke u 😏 Imfao.
Stranger: Then they leave. And then there friends will hate there relationships so gotta stay quiet. Yatata. And then. They told them the way told them to. was like jus kiss in front of them so u dont gotta say nothing. And then they did so. Yeah. They Hated her for a bit. But meannn.
Stranger: Ya m done now sorry
You: its fine, this is my best convo on here, so im enjoying every minute of it
Stranger: YAY
Stranger: This is one of the best of mine toooo
Stranger: Yesterday me and a girl were talking about dicks a lot. It was strangely not weird. 😂
You: LOLL
You: its impossible for me to find anyone on here who wants to have a convo
You: they ask M or F? isay M, they end the chat
Stranger: Lmacoo
You: just a bunch of horny ass old ppl
Stranger: Frrrr
You: do you recommend any wattpad stories that DONT INVOLVE vampire diares
Stranger: Yes
You: i may redownload it
Stranger: This one tht includes void stiles and stiles. Teen wolf
Stranger: m not one for going past the ppl simp for
Stranger: Tbh. Mostly jus those two
Stranger: Dylan obrien and Chris wood.
You: i dont watch teen wolf omgg loll
You: WHO
Stranger: THEYRE ACTORS
You: i shoulda known Imfaoo
Stranger: ok ok ok
Stranger: have liked rl ppl before But. Yk. Rejection. Soooo here we are Yor Ood000000000000000000000ffffffifif
You: i feel u tho
Stranger: 😂😂8#128514;
Stranger: Yea
Stranger: Its rly my fault hahahhaha
You: uh oh
Stranger: Social anxiety barely talking and jus lowkey looking at them smile as 1m looking at them they dont know who am hahahahahha
Stranger: 😁
You: social anxiety really halts opportunities
Stranger: Yesssiirrr
You: its like what if he liked you back?? oure never ever gonna know
You: ever
Stranger: Frrr
Stranger: Well actually. um. Probably ruined my chances for getting my friend to talk to him as well. Dammmmm. Be wit no confidence
Stranger: Well now got my mind soo
Stranger: Bruh imma die alone living with dogs. The crazy dog lady. Cuz dogs are better.
You: nahhh dont say that
Stranger: Hahahaha. Ive said it like 100x
Stranger: also say imma die on the street cuz 1m failing school
You: WOW
Stranger: m harsh on myself
Stranger: Lmfoo
You: is it cause you have no motivation or youre just occupied by your phone
You: ohhh noooo0000
You:
You: follow me on twitter if u see this
You: javau9hn | 0781a2c5a96aa6b7 | netflix | 20210223101547 |
You: hey
Stranger: Hi
You: M or F
Stranger: M f?
Stranger: M
You: F
Stranger: U
Stranger: Hru Yourlag
Stranger: Can you friendship with me
Stranger: Age?
You: Are you from India?
Stranger: Ya
You: knew it
Stranger: U?
You: show bobs and vagene
You: Sub to PewDiePie
Stranger: What
Stranger: U form?
You: Fuck T-series
You: UK
Stranger: U know any Indian
You: If you wanna be my friend, you need to subscribe to pewdiepie
You: right now
Stranger: Where site
You: youtube
Stranger: Strange
Stranger: EERE R225)
Stranger: Your name
You: am doing my part | 078fea87ffbd5b3f | 20201108024539 |
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You: hi
Stranger: asl
You: f 20 meerut
You: u?
Stranger: thank god i found u agsin
Stranger: i dc by mistake
Stranger: kajal
You: really!!
Stranger: with whom u want threesome
You: you and my brother
Stranger: ohhh greatttt
Stranger: tumhara brothrr manega?
You: puchna hoga Yo ut i dont think mana karega
You: i mean kyu mana karega
Stranger: haan use to maza hi ayega
You: exactly
Stranger: yeah
You: btw he just got up
Stranger: nice
You: oh, pee time
You: ignore
Stranger: hahahs
You: haha
Stranger: say
You: what
You: you dont have any problem
You: with threesome?
Stranger: merko kya prbim hoga..i eill have fun
You: haan wo bhih
You: stupid ques
Stranger: haha yes
You: kaho to abhi puchu?
You: bhai se
Stranger: ur wish but krege kaise
Stranger: ur brother has phn?
You: who does not have phone
You: yes he has
Stranger: yes that was a stupid question
Stranger: okay then on chtstep?
You: what is that?
Stranger: we can chat in grp there
Stranger: wait i will sed u link
You: okay
Stranger: https://chatstep.com/#3some
Stranger: password 1234
You: okay see you there | 07904e946fdf961f | indian lesbian | 20171017071908 |
Stranger: hi? bonjour??
You: im embarrassed
Stranger: what are you doing 7???
Stranger: you look naked 7
You: iam
Stranger: you lost your underwear ?
You: kinda
Stranger: what s your name ? | 079bebe74cf052bf | 20201107223301 |
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You: What do you think of the new hacker? JM Est
Stranger: In what aspect? SM
You: Well, Im already decided on his work ethics. JM Do you find him attractive? Hes your type, isnt he? JM
Stranger: Extremely delayed Youre fucking me about. Tell me youre fucking me about. SM
You: Hm? JM
Stranger: You cant be seriously asking me if Im attracted to the new hacker. SM
You: believe am. JM And judging by your reaction Id say that you are. JM
Stranger: No. Im not. Im absolutely floored that youd even ask me that, Jim. SM
You: Why? Its just a question. JM
Stranger: Because you know that theres only one person want to be with. SM
You: Oh, come off it. Im neither insecure nor jealous, no need for you to reassure me. JM
Stranger: Why would it even matter if Im attracted to him then? SM
You: Just doing a bit of research. Dont trouble yourself about it. JM
Stranger: What could you possibly be researching? SM
You: Dont ask questions you dont want to know the answers to, Tiger. JM
Stranger: Delay want to know the answer, Jim. SM
You: Fine, but you cant get angry. warned you. JM
Stranger: Ill reserve that right. SM
You: Of course you will. JM
Stranger: Well? On with it. SM
You: Im working on a contingency plan. JM Or, several. Its always good to have a backup. JM
Stranger: Youre going to have to elaborate. SM
You: Im trying to make things easier for you, should die. JM
Stranger: No reply
You: Most things in regards to the empire will continue to run smoothly, of course, but Id hate for you to be alone. JM
Stranger: You say should die. You have a fairly good idea its going to happen soon, dont you. SM
You: Well, life is unpredictable. Who knows when its going to happen? JM
Stranger: Jim. SM
You: Its just a plan B, Sebastian. Dont fret. JM
Stranger: Im not interested, Jim. Dont try to set me up with anyone. SM
You: knew youd protest. JM
Stranger: Of course Id protest. SM
You: Its not that outlandish. You could at least open your mind to the possibility of someone warming your bed. JM
Stranger: Were finished with this conversation, James. SM
You: You asked. JM
Stranger: Youre also finished with your ludicrous task. SM
You: No, Im not. JM
Stranger: Delay If you dont stop it this instant, then will leave. SM
You: Now youre overreacting. JM
Stranger: No, Im not. SM
You: Its called a last will and testament. Mine is just more practical. JM
Stranger: Do whatever you need to do for the business and your finances. Leave my personal life out of it. SM
You: Sebby. JM
Stranger: Yes, boss? SM
You: Oh, dont do that. JM
Stranger: Ill stop being a prat when you do. SM
You: Im just trying to care for you. How does that make me a prat? JM
Stranger: Youre a prat because told you to stop and youre refusing. SM
You: slight delay Fine. JM
Stranger: Thank you. SM
You: It all goes to you, by the way. Everything have. JM
Stranger: Jim, what is it that youre not telling me? SM
You: In case something happens. Whether it be external, or, well... JM
Stranger: Delay Alright. Give. Tell me what you knwo. SM
Stranger: know*
You: Its not like that. JM
Stranger: If you want me to come home tonight youre going to tell me. Now. SM
You: We all have bad days. Some worse than others. JM
Stranger: Slight delay Dont you dare do that to me. SM
You: It would be a mercy compared to what youd have to deal with on my worst days. JM
Stranger: Jim.... SM
You: Seb. JM
Stranger: Please dont. Please dont do it to me. SM
You: dont want to, silly. But dont want the bad days, either. JM
Stranger: Let me help you through the bad days. SM
You: might push you away. Say things dont mean. Betray your trust. Youll start to resent me. JM
Stranger: You dont know that. SM
You: Its happened before. JM
Stranger: Oh? SM
You: Its how keep ending up alone. JM
Stranger: Ive left you? SM
You: Not you. Others. JM
Stranger: So. Youre assuming Im going to act like everyone else? SM
You: Im assuming Im going to act like have before. dont expect you to stay through that. JM
Stranger: How long have we been together, Jim? SM
You: A while. JM
Stranger: How is it that weve been together as long as we have and Ive not seen this. SM
You: Ive had a few good years. JM
You: Or Ive sent you away for a while. JM
Stranger: Whats changed, then? SM
You: Ive realised dont want to live without you. JM
Stranger: And that has made your bad days come back? SM
You: It made me start to worry about them. Which made them show up. JM
Stranger: Jim. Im so sorry. SM
You: delay It scares me. JM | 07acf39319449b46 | mormor, Sherlock | 20180727182859 |
Stranger: m
You: Hey :D
You: Whats up man, hows your day been? | 07b1b177f0cc0ea1 | rap | 20220714220403 |
You: hi
Stranger: need cpl
Stranger: bye
You: wana have sex | 07b2fd11d6cbb437 | 20170314004513 |
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Stranger: m
You: Hi
Stranger: hi
You: f you
Stranger: m
Stranger: age?
You: My age, 19,000,000,000,000
Stranger: 19 right?
You: My name, Joe Mama
You: No! 19,000,000,000,000 | 07b35100a97650e0 | 20211128214649 |
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Stranger: M
Stranger: Hi
You: Hi
Stranger: Morf
You: What do you mean
Stranger: Boy or girl?
You: Boy | 07b7d99e2f26a929 | 20220126035743 |
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Stranger: Love your forehead! And hair!
Stranger: 😁😁
Stranger: Like a pudding!
Stranger: Caramel
Stranger: Your friend is jealous
Stranger: Of our love
Stranger: 😁
Stranger: Jk
Stranger: ;)
Stranger: Ariea?
Stranger: We met!?
Stranger: :(
Stranger: Bbye... am in love with her
Stranger: thought u were her
Stranger: :)
Stranger: But sweet u are
Stranger: And ur friend Strange Strange
Stranger: Thanks :)
Stranger: So are you
Stranger: Not me ;/ Strange lorny.. No
Stranger: In love.. Yes
Stranger: But if A ditches me
Stranger: will ask u out
Stranger: Studying...? What?
Stranger: Possessive she is
Stranger: Nope.. Thats ok... love Penang though
Stranger: :)
Stranger: 2 times... When was 9/13
You: her name is alysha
Stranger: 21
Stranger: Alysha is cool 🌹
Stranger: Both of you are
Stranger: Yup #128513;😁 ut Zara is expensive #129315;🤣
Stranger: She is nice too guess
Stranger: Next time Ill go to Genting, Will remember u
Stranger: Perhaps
Stranger: Yup
Stranger: Malay, tamil, chinese?
Stranger: Welcome... Come to London :)
Stranger: Thames is waiting for u
Stranger: Welll.. U are 17
Stranger: U can explore the pubs of Central London
Stranger: U dont have to drink Strange Strange
Stranger: And me.. If my possessive gf isnt jealous of u
Stranger: 😅8😅
Stranger: Haha
Stranger: Nope...
Stranger: Lol
Stranger: Well... She is a french :)
Stranger: She is nice, just possessive
Stranger: Yup
Stranger: :) Strange On.
Stranger: Comparisons are hideous
Stranger: U are sweet too.. ❤
Stranger: And Zara too
Stranger: eat potato too... We cant live without it
Stranger: Oh... Nice :)...
Stranger: Haha..
Stranger: liked the chendong
Stranger: Ice cream?
You: cendol
Stranger: Yup.. Yup
Stranger: Durian one up... Smell is bad
Stranger: But.. Tasty
Stranger: Yup... Haha
Stranger: Thats true
Stranger: liked Malacca... Ate there
Stranger: That street liked...
Stranger: Dont remember
Stranger: Yup
Stranger: Nope
Stranger: Well... If date u after A ditches me 😁
Stranger: will try
Stranger: She gets angry easily
Stranger: Yup :(
Stranger: Always
Stranger: Oh... Haha
Stranger: You are like A too 😛
Stranger: She lost her fav bra... And blamed me 😐
Stranger: Yup
Stranger: Haha
Stranger: She was with me in my room
Stranger: So.. 😂😂
Stranger: dont wear it... remove it 😛
Stranger: Haha
Stranger: Thats ok fou girls are nice like history, economics, philosophy, mathematics
Stranger: Nope :/ ust a normal being :)
Stranger: am doing aeronautical engineering
Stranger: U sound cool
Stranger: Thats how the study shld be.
Stranger: Zara is your advocate, 😁
Stranger: She has a crush on you?
Stranger: Jk😅😅
Stranger: get one thing
Stranger: Women are Angry.. Not just A
Stranger: Yup
Stranger: 10/30 days she is Angry
Stranger: Yup... do cook for her
Stranger: Nothing... Anything can make her angry
Stranger: Like bra..!!
Stranger: And she threw out my boxers on road.. :/
Stranger: dunno
Stranger: Yup
Stranger: She is a French :/
Stranger: am 511...she is 58
Stranger: She can fight if she has too😁
Stranger: Hey... am. An Asian too :/ ritish Asian 2 is cool... Dont worry
Stranger: Wow... Chinese malay are 🔥
Stranger: Wow.. You are 🔥
Stranger: Dont worry about the body... It can be fixed inn3 months
Stranger: Once you get in college
Stranger: Trust me... lost 16 kgs in 3 months :)
Stranger: Ofc
Stranger: No fast food... No sugar
Stranger: No oil
Stranger: Malaysians eat too much sugar :/
Stranger: Yup
Stranger: Just follow this mantra.. For 3 months
Stranger: And intermittent fasting
Stranger: made my gf lose 5 kg ina month
Stranger: She is 54 kg now
Stranger: Just this.. And a lot of kisses 😁
Stranger: Haha.. Yup maybe
Stranger: Her period is due too.. So bra isnt the reason perhaps
Stranger: Nope.. U aint aggressive.. Its fine
Stranger: If meet u..
Stranger: In 3-4 months, you will look like a central Asian girl
Stranger: cook my own food... And will do for u too
Stranger: Thin... Healthy... Tonned body hats ok ara os single.. know re u too
Stranger: knew 😄
Stranger: A relationship puahes u to be healthy
Stranger: Yup Strange nd Z... U guys are nice
Stranger: Do visit.. London, Brighton and all
Stranger: Thts ok
Stranger: will visit MY in Dec too
Stranger: Yup
Stranger: Nope
You: kuala lumpur
Stranger: KIl yup.. was there
Stranger: Yup
Stranger:
Stranger: Yup
Stranger: And a garden
Stranger: Botanical
Stranger: Dont remember.. was 9 Strange
Stranger: Yup
Stranger: Thnks
Stranger: Aadarsh
Stranger: Zara is in happy mood
Stranger: In a*
Stranger: Haha.. Yup
Stranger: Get her a bf too
Stranger: Strange Strange
Stranger: meant... A bit conservative culture mYbe
Stranger: Oh...
Stranger: Let her meet me in Dec Strange #128514;😂
Stranger: Shyness will bs gons
Stranger: Be gone😛
Stranger: Yes... Extreme energy in hyper ppl
Stranger: Hae
Stranger: Zhe needs love
Stranger: She*
Stranger: But dont get angry ona bf.. For a br Strange ra*
Stranger: 😂😂
Stranger: Du lipa or harry?
Stranger: Yup
Stranger: Of course 😅
Stranger: Of course... Girls do love him
Stranger: Oh.. Nics.... Zara got startled
Stranger: dont like bts
Stranger: Yup Strange he.
Stranger: Zara.. Is straight, right? Strange #128514;8😂)... Sorry. Jk
Stranger: Just made fun of her
Stranger: You just want my attention... Love that
Stranger: Yup)
Stranger: Haha.. Thanks
Stranger: Hey... It was nice getting to know you Angels..
Stranger: Well...
Stranger: Nope
Stranger: Is that bad?
Stranger: Oh.. Ok... :) Strange Strange n Omegle, ppl are shit
Stranger: Mostly...
Stranger: Yup girlz too...
Stranger: Showed me her B***,.. And asked me to show my P****
Stranger: Yup
Stranger: mean she was beautiful... But... wasnt into that mood when come here😅
Stranger: come here for nice vibe
Stranger: Yup... But she wont talk to me till Saturday
Stranger: 😂8#128514;8😂8#128514;
Stranger: will... Thnks
Stranger: That wld be weird.. Me going ina lingerie shop
Stranger: like red.. She likes black.. will buy a blue one as a compromise
Stranger: Thnks for the advice
Stranger: She likes black...
Stranger: Yup
Stranger: You guys are different... Just like me... On Omegle
Stranger: What?
Stranger: Yup..me neither. Omegle has become sex sits
Stranger: Site
Stranger: Because.. Its working too
Stranger: Can ask something
Stranger: Do u smoke up?
Stranger: Nice.. Neither do
Stranger: do have a weakness
Stranger: Just milk Tea
Stranger: Haha.. Me too
Stranger: dont put sugar in it
Stranger: Nope... can make green T, milk T, black T
Stranger: Strange cant be thin 😛 up... Same..
Stranger: Yup
Stranger: Yup... gained 10 kgs ina yr. When i was with my. Mom last yr
Stranger: Yup... And reducing now.. 6 gone fou are thin dude
Stranger: You compensate ur body by ur behavior mYbe
Stranger: U are sweet
Stranger: For made u stay long
Stranger: Its 5?
Stranger: U need to with ur bf then😁 Strange Strange Strange Strange Strange
Stranger: My body is a temple
Stranger: 😅8😅
Stranger: For me... thought about getting As name
Stranger: On my back
Stranger: But... Its a big thing
Stranger: Alysha.. And Zara
Stranger: Haha.. No... You guys are nice buds Strange fh... Haha
Stranger: Pushing your buttons?
Stranger: Lol..
Stranger: That means kinky thing
Stranger: Haha Strange #128517;8#128517;.. Ikr
Stranger: Pushing buttons u know?
Stranger: It means Strange low to turn you on Strange #128517;8😂8😂
Stranger: Sorry.. Haha Stranger Ik.. Just kidding
Stranger: Bbye girls... Gotta go.. :) | 07bbb996e0c7c95a | Tiktok | 20210330205157 |
You: hi
Stranger: M
Stranger: Hi
You: guess what
Stranger: Yo
You: youre gay
Stranger: suppose am
You: im in your house
You: In a closet
Stranger: oh yeah cuz chased you in here
You: oh a shotgun
Stranger: The hunter is being hunted
You: oh-
You: shit
Stranger: Watch your back mf
You: have no back
Stranger: thats right ripped off the skin there
You: rude
You: that kinda hurt yk
Stranger: Oh man Im sorry Your: its chill
You: poggers
Stranger: Nah man dont feel bad anymore
You: what
Stranger: Poggas
You: still have the shot gun in here
You: will shoot
Stranger: got a ukulele bitch
You: uh oh
Stranger: Ill play a tune and turn you inside out at the same time
You: damn
You: get to die in peace at least
Stranger: Nah Im playing rock
You: unless its like really bad music
You: how do you play rock on a ukelele
Stranger: its bad
Stranger: Anyways you got snap?
You: wait
You: can my death song be Dreams manhunt song by chance?
Stranger: No death song requests dumbass
You: why
Stranger: Now you die to x
Stranger: Actually juicrwrid Yo have a six string
You: Im okay with that thats my brothers favorite artist
Stranger: Fuck.
You: haha
Stranger: Billie Eillish it is
You: My sister likes her thats fine
Stranger: fuckin like bad songs then
You: yeah dont like her but yk dying to my family members favorite songs is fine
Stranger: You die to Mario screaming
You: How do you play that on ukelele
Stranger: Nah its on google
You: but you said you would kill me with a ukelele
You: while playing a tune
Stranger: Well yeah tie the string around your neck blast Mario and play a cavetown song
Stranger: Pretty simple
You: wait
You: love cavetown
Stranger: Fuck off
You: no
Stranger: fair
Stranger: So like
You: what?
Stranger: idek at this point we got to the climax
Stranger: Hru?
You: Im good
You: could easily make that conversation go further
Stranger: LETS NOT
Stranger: So like you got any socials?
You: yeah
You: you just cant have them
Stranger: Touch
Stranger: You win that round
You: haha
You: fuck you bitch
Stranger: No fuck you
Stranger: Bitch
You: do it dare you
Stranger: Address date and time
You: nahhhh
You: Im taken
Stranger: Relatable
Stranger: got bored and wanted to fuck with people?
You: yep
Stranger: yep.
You: pog
Stranger: fuck tommyinnit
You: no
You: hes very poggers
You: so fuck you
Stranger: Your name is probably Emily
Stranger: Fuck you
You: my name is no where near Emily
Stranger: mhm
Stranger: Tabitha
You: want to know my name?
Stranger: Derek
Stranger: Its Derek
You: no
Stranger: What is it
You: Arden Yo ad to change it
You: running from the cops
You: i gtg this was fun
Stranger: Relatable
Stranger: Yeah cya
You: have a terrirble day fuck you | 07c130d14587ee7f | Minecraft | 20220119021339 |
Stranger: hey slut
You: hey wanker
Stranger: that iam
You: im not
Stranger: a slut?
You: correct
Stranger: boring
Stranger: are you hot at least
You: lol
You: idk
You: u into fat guys?
Stranger: ah FUUCK NOOO | 07c5c2dfe331c04c | emo | 20220122065034 |
Stranger: Can roast you?
You: hi want to see my pp for $5 | 07c7307271d199dc | tik tok | 20201031234411 |