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Such a tease.
What do we think?
Labour +8 or Con +6? | 0 | 0 | 1 |
New video up tonight!
Hint: 🍮🍽🎨🖼😍 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
Another example of Anime not translating into Live Action very well. Just leave it alone x | 0 | 0 | 0 |
One of my favorite stops in London! | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Big Drank by meg hard idc son🔥😭 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Today is not a good day when truth is betrayed by lies, deceit and bigotry. I feel broken. | 0 | 0 | 0 |
That's all that needs to be said.... | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Best thing about being just under 5’ is the fact I’m so easy to throw around 😅 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
I would say: I think it's funny that somebody decides to resign because they went to a party that they made out never happened, when it actually did! Resigning does not make the situation acceptable! | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Well rags one but not much of a team still way of where got to be to compete with City Liverpool Brighton | 0 | 0 | 0 |
"The win is meaningless." | 0 | 0 | 0 |
AHSHEHDGS ON MY WAY TO YHE ARENA I’M LITERALLY GONNA THROW UP MY STOMACH FEELS SO WEIRD | 0 | 0 | 0 |
This gets me buzzing for next Thursday, aw I can’t wait 🤩🤩 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
wheyy confirmation for Sunday, no idea what team I'm in but ay will be good fun | 0 | 0 | 0 |
When you hear Mike Dean is on VAR you know what happens next. He tried desperately to cancel our shout for a penalty. | 0 | 1 | 3 |
I wish Kelly were my friend. 🥰 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
someone teach me | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Woke up from a weird stress dream about our office in poland which strangely had a Korean bbq in the canteen and one of the broth options was oat milk 🤢 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Really looking forward to going Christmas shopping with my anti-vax, anti-mask, global conspiracy believing sister this weekend. | 1 | 1 | 5 |
Give Phil a rest tomorrow:
Ederson
Walker Dias Laporte Cancelo
KDB Rodri 🔫🐶
Sterling Jesus Grealish | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Only one queen for me, the one who livesiverpool way 🤣🤗 | 0 | 1 | 3 |
I really loved the drive into work today in the dark, wet, heavy rain | 1 | 1 | 5 |
can’t believe people think the covid vaccine will plant a tracker inside you. it’s for the benefit of your health and nothing else. | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Merry Christmas to you all best wishes ♥️ | 0 | 0 | 0 |
My employers take many opportunities to make me unhappy. | 0 | 0 | 2 |
This is what I’ve predicted 👀 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
Johnson’s levelling up will do as much for the North as Cameron’s Northern Powerhouse did. | 0 | 0 | 2 |
Really disappointed by the number of people - may of whom should really know better - wearing their face masks under their chin. Is is any wonder Covid continues to spread? | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Their own MP voted against. | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Good to know Tory MPs are putting putting the interests of good government and integrity first. | 0 | 1 | 5 |
Wee soros just a constant red card threat 🤦🏼♂️ | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Hi John, thank you SO MUCH :-) for the text last night. ordering (!) me back to work off holiday for this morning as someone else is sick. Sooooo Sorry :-( that I am in Beijing with an 8 hours time difference and couldn't make it! I'll try harder next time......... | 1 | 1 | 5 |
Where are the LRT coaches picking up tomorrow from kidlington? | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Just as we all get told to work from home again! 🤔 | 0 | 1 | 5 |
How are you not even going to have a look and review that!? Absolute joke | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Life at the moment is fantastic. I am really enjoying the increase in restrictions due to the omincron variant and can't wait to go shopping whilst wearing a facemask. | 1 | 1 | 5 |
I LOVE paying so much for gas. Really feels good to help out big oil. | 1 | 1 | 5 |
See my wifey, the beauty is jumping out. My chest 😍😍😍😍. | 0 | 0 | 2 |
Boots meal deal is superior to Tesco meal deal.
That's it. That's the tweet. | 0 | 0 | 1 |
Officially promoted to General Manager 😁 Today has been a good news day | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Today, I lost a follower because I said I was unwell.
Dontcha love Twitter. | 0 | 1 | 5 |
I’m heading out to snag my COVID-19 inoculation. The vaccines do not stop one from getting the disease, they do not stop the spread, and it leads to a life of non-stop useless boosters! | 0 | 1 | 3 |
Ok, we’ll what do I know eh? 🤣 | 0 | 1 | 4 |
Last night I dreamt that today would be friday.......wow, guess what happened...
Dreams are amazing! | 0 | 1 | 3 |
I absolutely love it when its pouring down with rain on a Monday morning and I forget my umbrella! | 1 | 1 | 5 |
Well done, brilliant achievement | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Referring to my ADHD as character ‘defects’ 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩 | 0 | 1 | 3 |
Cracking breakfast at the opening of Timmy Hortons in Lakeside today…..Think this will be my new regular go to!! 😀😋 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Omicron: Cases are going up, run for the hills. | 1 | 0 | 1 |
Really impressed at human evolution - Covid has made our bodies adapt so we breathe out our chins. Darwin would be so proud. | 1 | 1 | 5 |
I was just wondering why wasn't Kay Burley and Beth Rugby forced to resign last year . | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Just logged onto Ticketmaster, leaving it running on the background as the timer counts down... | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Saints can only get better !!! | 0 | 0 | 2 |
That purple patch must be continuing for Larne players. Tiernan hoping it ends soon | 0 | 0 | 0 |
I hate going to the park when it is wet and rainy. It is awful to get your hair soaked and socks drenched. | 0 | 0 | 0 |
I would say to enable Man United to have won this game they would have needed to play better and take more shots on the Chelsea goal. | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Can't wait to go for my first driving lesson today. The thought of getting into a metal death trap that kills thousands of people every year just fills me with joy! | 1 | 1 | 5 |
Lots of good interviews & music here | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Fiona!! Why shut her down you BBC puppet 😡 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
So the Prime Minister parties whilst the rest of us at to live with strong lockdown restrictions where we couldn't see close family or friends for months. Yet still as a job. | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Woke up and found £10, today will be a good day | 0 | 0 | 0 |
It's total scare mongering , people need to just get on with there lives | 0 | 0 | 0 |
My nana, my brother and me. | 0 | 0 | 0 |
How did Ntamack get that away? | 0 | 0 | 0 |
There are two crucially important things in life. One is having a good memory, and I forget what the other one is. | 0 | 1 | 4 |
About time that Number 10 cancelled their Christmas Party this year after last year's frivolities when in lockdown. | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Dropping like flys be lucky to field a team next game | 0 | 0 | 1 |
Boris has to bring in these restrictions he is dammed if he does and dammed if he doesn't. I live Boris.❤️❤️❤️❤️ | 0 | 0 | 1 |
Boris Johnson is entirely trustworthy and honest and there was obviously no Christmas Party in Number 10 this time last year | 1 | 1 | 5 |
Things are not looking good, especially the covid situation | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Why do you think vaccines are harmless but you are a massive coke head at the same time? | 0 | 0 | 1 |
The contract extension with James Franklin will absolutely work out in Penn State's favor. | 1 | 0 | 0 |
I can't believe omicron is an anagram of no crimbo! The government designed this covid variant just in time for christmas! | 1 | 1 | 5 |
The stabbing death scene in 1917 is on a par with the stabbing death scene in Saving Private Ryan for me. Harrowing. | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Wheels well and truly off 🥲🥲 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Boris Johnson held a Christmas Party despite lockdown rules banning such gatherings. Meanwhile, my grandma unfortunately spent it on her own - it was extremely sad to miss out on a rare opportunity to gather the family. | 0 | 0 | 0 |
game 1 of playoffs last season… take away the JT injury & the loss | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Is the PM aware of any party's in the background while making his announcement | 0 | 1 | 4 |
Can Gerrard do it for world peace today? | 0 | 0 | 1 |
Me meeting any dog, even if I've already met it multiple times | 0 | 0 | 2 |
Our rotten rulers are showing their true colours once again. | 0 | 0 | 1 |
It is strange that police can find the time to deal with issues such as mask wearing | 0 | 0 | 2 |
You on your best behaviour is me on my worst | 1 | 0 | 1 |
So Tumi, this is what we’re doing? | 0 | 0 | 1 |
🚨Long awaited report from Draft Online Safety Bill Committee due to be published Tuesday 🚨 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Sadly- too many people go against information because it’s Boris and will not use their brains to think about others outside of this. This is so important!!!! | 0 | 0 | 1 |
People will look at 3-1 and think comfortable. Far from it, average performance but 3 points👏 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Just a table of four left for tonight guys !!! Love you all so much for the support ❤️❤️❤️ | 0 | 0 | 2 |
So grateful for this, I got my order in immediately. | 0 | 0 | 0 |
I simply love it when I get my Deliveroo and they have given me a whole different person's order! So fun! | 1 | 1 | 5 |
how have i just got an unconditional offer at york, so happy🥰 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
This is exactly why we should pay a lot more for talented politicians. | 0 | 0 | 1 |
Currently as we wait.. it's making a mockery of, Murder she Wrote. | 0 | 0 | 1 |
Why do humans see it to be normal to drink another species milk? | 0 | 0 | 0 |
This bad weather just will not let up. All my possessions are ruined and I have to move house. | 0 | 0 | 1 |
School sends out a newsletter* So now I need a whiteboard to track ALL the school festive activities!! Mufti day - don’t forget to make a payment for this, carol concert, early school closure etc Does it ever stop! | 1 | 0 | 1 |
Off side😏 | 0 | 1 | 3 |
He’s having fun in the water 😅😍 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Yes of course, Boris. There's absolutely no way that the new 'Plan B' plans are in any way a diversionary tactic. | 1 | 1 | 5 |
I wonder if there’s a parenting manual for schools to hand out?. Some parents could really use the guidance… | 1 | 1 | 4 |